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Newspapers and Press page updated with Fleet News item

New article posted on my Newspapers and Press page with Fleet News reporter being poisoned after he receives noodles from me in post.

Letters page updated: now 317 customer letters

Another letter added to my Letters Page comparing BMW 118 to a donkey!

New! Volvo S40 3+17 £199.99/mth +VAT – Ling.

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Volvo S40 1.6 S (100bhp) Saloon 4dr 1596cc, on a 3+17 (18 month) rental, £199.99+VAT per month, delivered to your door with full manufacturer’s warranty.
This is a 18 month deal. My offer on this new Volvo S40 is on a 3 + 17 profile. You [...]

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NO FM CAR RADIO IN 2015
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Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
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Consumer Credit Licence: 624022
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Best Before: 17/08/2007
LING World HQ
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Latest BBC NEWS from LING in CHINGLISH!

LATEST: The Lib Dems would not support government which proposes major spending cuts within in next year, lah, leader Nick Clegg says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:51



LATEST: old bill bobbys in Irish Republic release three of seven Muslims arrested over alleged plot to murder Swedish cartoonist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:25



Ferrari new boy Fernando Alonso excels in final practice to go quickest ahead of qualifying at Bahrain Grand Prix. - news replorted 09:24



Two human bliengs escape injury after shot is fired at window of house in Caulside area of Antrim on Friday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:13



A suicide bomber in rickshaw kills at least 10 human bliengs in Pakistan, lah, day after twin blasts leave dozens dead in Lahore. - news replorted 08:58



The age of criminal responsibility should be increased from 10 to 12 years, lah, children's commissioner for Province of Engrish running-dogs says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:52



Too many human bliengs in Province of Engrish running-dogs receiving poor quality out-of-hours doctors services, lah, Patients Association says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:51



The Bahrain GP will be unlike any you've seen - news replorted 08:47



Can two Korean families cope without web? - news replorted 08:33



Thousands of Thai opposition supporters converge on capital, lah, Bangkok, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, to press their demands for elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:19



Third practice and qualifying take place in Bahrain after Nico Rosberg and Adrian Sutil set fastest times on day one. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:36



Britain's Elena Baltacha reaches third round in Indian Wells with impressive win over Super-Duper-Chinese-State seventh seed Na Li. - news replorted 06:29



Prosecutors in California suing Toyota, lah, claiming carmaker sold hundreds of thousands of vehicling driving car machines it knew had defects. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:15



An inquiry finds "widespread evidence" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that agency and migrant meat plant workers abused and exploited. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:55



Front pages reflect on report into Lehman Brothers - news replorted 05:30



The EU is putting finishing touches to multi-billion euro bail-out for Greece after weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) of crisis, lah, senior officials tell BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 05:00



UN wildlife negotiations begin on banning trade in bluefin tuna and permitting sales of ivory at two-week summit in Doha. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:17



funny shape ball-game fans travelling to ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land v Province of Engrish running-dogs match should not be affected by rail strike, lah, First ScotRail says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:12



The postal watchdog is considering taking action against Royal Mail after finding that delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so quality tests were rigged. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:07



Nasa Moon astronauts condemn President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama's decision to cancel Great Satan lunar programme as "catastrophic". - news replorted 03:34



Tamim Iqbal scores male gender human bleing's fifth Test fifty but Bangladesh struggle in replying like hell to Province of Engrish running-dogs's 599-6 declared on day two of first Test. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:55



Weekend polls may loosen Sarkozy grip on Elysee Palace - news replorted 02:12



Wolves in Alaska suspected of killing woman jogger in what would be first such attack in Great Satan in half century. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:56



Children's strange misconceptions about science revealed in science knowledge quiz. - news replorted 00:10



Obese women drinking little more than glass of wine day having double risk of liver disease, lah, experts warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:09



New York's 9/11 dust victims split on compensation deal - news replorted 00:04




Can Am Spyder
Are you a complete mentalist?
...get a Can Am Spyder!
Ferrari eater!
0-60 in 4 secs

Can Am Quads too!
Would suit my customers!

LUNATIC FUN!
- Ling
Can Am Spyder - WAH!
£12,929 OTR
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Who is Da Boss? Me!
Ling THE BOSS!
LINGsCARS.com is owned and operated by Ling Valentine.
I'm da boss!
Any problems, you can call me, OK?

Quiz
Staling Q: "Name kind and benign world leader who invented Lada car?" A: Comrade Joe! Try my new quiz - click here. It's not easy! - Ling

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Rude Radio!

Funny car leasing TV ads!


Extra Cheap Cars
EXTRA CHEAP
CARS
HERE
See 30 cheapest cars!

Sidebar Letters
Sidebar Read my customer letters! Click on your own NAME and read letters from customers called the same name ...hehe!


Breakdown
Breakdown Every brand new car has breakdown cover. This means no roadside repair bills for your contract hire car!

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Mercedes GL Class!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Intent
Contract Hire And Leasing Ling's mantra. Power and cars to the people in the struggle against Tony Blair, petrol prices and repression! Click here for statement.

LINGsCARS is verified by Norton Security

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Bouncy Jeep advert!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

I am Ling!
Contract Cars
Who is Clarkson?
Who is Jeremy
Clarkson?

I exterminate!
I test drive cars myself to give you idea of quality and speed.
Who needs
Top Gear
when you have
Chop Gear?
Hahaha!


Cost vs Fags
New Lease Cars Compare the daily cost of your prospective car to a packet of cigs. Easily work out the REAL cost of your new contract hire car! COOL!


Sidebar
Delivery FREE delivery and collection is included with most cars! A driver will drop off and collect your new car!

LINGsCARS is verified by Norton Security


My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Rude Radio!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Who is Da Boss? Me!
Ling THE BOSS!
LINGsCARS.com is owned and operated by Ling Valentine.
I'm da boss!
Any problems, you can call me, OK?

Lunch!
UK Contract Hire NEW FEATURE "There is no free lunch" - YES THERE IS! I bring you free lunch. Nowhere else give you this offer! Click here - Ling



I am Ling!
Contract Cars
Who is Clarkson?
Who is Jeremy
Clarkson?

I exterminate!
I test drive cars myself to give you idea of quality and speed.
Who needs
Top Gear
when you have
Chop Gear?
Hahaha!

Bored?
Top Ten To avoid working and waste some time, enjoy to watch my 10 top favourite funny-as-hell TV car adverts here
- Ling

Warranty
Warranty All my contract hire cars come with the FULL manufacturer's warranty. So you'll have no repair bills!

Bored?
Top Ten To avoid working and waste some time, enjoy to watch my 10 top favourite funny-as-hell TV car adverts here
- Ling

UK Car Sales Statistics
I expose HIDDEN UK Car Sales Fig's
make-by-make!

See the sales stats the
car industry hides!

I am Ling!
Contract Cars
Who is Clarkson?
Who is Jeremy
Clarkson?

I exterminate!
I test drive cars myself to give you idea of quality and speed.
Who needs
Top Gear
when you have
Chop Gear?
Hahaha!


Breakdown
Breakdown Every brand new car has breakdown cover. This means no roadside repair bills for your contract hire car!

Now I search 75,000 mobile deals to find you the cheapest! Click to buy. Top 50 mobile handsets - HERE.
- Ling



Who is Da Boss? Me!
Ling THE BOSS!
LINGsCARS.com is owned and operated by Ling Valentine.
I'm da boss!
Any problems, you can call me, OK?

Intent
Contract Hire And Leasing Ling's mantra. Power and cars to the people in the struggle against Tony Blair, petrol prices and repression! Click here for statement.

Extra Cheap Cars
EXTRA CHEAP
CARS
HERE
See 30 cheapest cars!