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Volvo V40
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Diesel Fuel -
Diesel
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
VOLVO V40 1.6 D (113bhp) D2 ES Hatchback 5dr 1560cc Diesel Manual
(Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1804176
3 year
rental
3+35
This means 3 payments upfront
then 35 monthly payments.
10,000 miles a year costs...
£268.30
per month, inc VAT
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		Point £268.30
per month
inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		Point £ get quote
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quickly! 		Get a Quote NOW!
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miles per year
(60,000 total) 		Point £ get quote
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
 Document Fee: £180.00
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
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WHAT'S INCLUDED?
VOLVO V40
WAH!!!
Includes -> My Volvo V40 includes...
Mechanic Warranty
Full
Volvo
warranty
on this
V40
AA Van
RAC Van
AA
At
least
one
year
AA-type
cover
When this new Volvo V40 breaks down, you can get it fixed at a Volvo garage for free! Most new cars get one year breakdown cover, this AA or RAC cover is direct from Volvo.
 
Tax Disc Tax Disc
Full
road tax
for
whole
contract
Free "Ling" first aid kit
First Aid First Aid
On this new Volvo V40 deal, you get road tax in the post every year it is due. Brilliant! I send you a sexy first aid kit for your Volvo V40 glovebox (limb amputation size).
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Volvo V40
Volvo V40

I do my best, but this picture is not the exact, actual car you will be leasing.

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QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS...
This is a low-cost rental on a Personal Contract Hire from Ling on a New Volvo V40.

Are you a business customer? CLICK HERE 		Ling Says VOLVO V40
This is Personal Contract Hire...
...what does this mean?

You don't own the car, you just rent it for 3 years then you just hand back. You can apply to buy it at the end, but this is at the discretion of the finance company. Usually you just rent it and then give it back - and you are free to get another car, or walk away. Your choice. Renting this car is like renting a daily rental car for a longer contract. Personal Contract Hire is a beautiful easy product, see? I get my own cars using this method.
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		£268.30
per month
inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		£ get quote
I reply
quickly! 		Get a Quote NOW!
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£ get quote
I reply
quickly! 		Get a Quote NOW!
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
 Document Fee: £180.00
Initial rental is usually paid before delivery, by cheque, card or debit payment. Initial rental is part of cost, and is not a deposit and is not refunded at end of term, just to be clear.   These prices are LIVE! They are accurate. I check prices on my website daily. Occasionally, suppliers may forget to inform me of price changes, adjustments have to be made. I take pride in having the most accurate prices on the web.
3 year rental
QUESTIONS ABOUT
THIS CONTRACT 		? Detective Ling
This is a 3 year deal. My offer on this Volvo V40 is on a 3 + 35 profile. You know what this means?
I explain: This means that you pay 3 payments of £268.30 (including VAT) as initial payment, then you pay 35 payments of £268.30 (including VAT) monthly by direct debit. These payments are based on you driving an annual mileage of 10,000 miles per annum.
 
Missile Truck Anyone you want can drive this Volvo V40; you just need to insure it and put fuel in the tank. Easy! When your rental finishes, you just walk away... or swap your car for a brand-new one of the same or a different type on a new contract. It's fun to change into a brand new car! It saves washing the old one, hehe.
POWER
& SPEED!
Volvo V40 1.6 D (113bhp) D2 ES Hatchback 5dr 1560cc Diesel Manual
VOLVO V40 Volvo
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Engine
It's got
a... 1.6
diesel
engine
making
a huge,
massive
113bhp
Engine: This V40 has a rip-roaring common rail diesel engine! It has 4 cylinders and 8 valves. This means it kicks out 113bhp and 199 torques (but no one understands what a torque is). Jeremy Clarkson would be proud of me!
Clarkson
Flat out
YOU
can do
118mph
Gearbox: Crunching away in this sexy V40 is a 6-speed manual gearbox which means you will enjoy speeding along in this Volvo!
Fuel
Driven
gently
 with a
light
right
foot,
you get
78.0mpg
Foot to the floor
0-60mph
11.9secs
Fire!
EXCEEDING
THE MILEAGE 		Odometer If you exceed the total mileage then at the end of the rental you pay an additional "excess mileage" charge for these extra miles.
It's usually between 4p and 10p per mile.
SERVICING THIS
VOLVO V40
VOLVO V40
Servicing
This car deal does not include servicing. You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage. Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage, but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer. It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements. Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal. Only heavy users will ever need to replace brake pads, for example.
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Because there is no other de-facto ID card in the UK, the finance company always want to see your driving licence - IN YOUR CURRENT ADDRESS as proposed. Most companies want a copy, but some insist on seeing the original.

You can upload a good copy after you order your car. When you copy or scan your licence, make sure it is folded out and shown in full.

For the new-style licence, they want to see both the paper bit and the card.

Faxing the card is bad news because you will look like a Jamaican coal miner. On a fax the image is usually bad. I recommend taking a photo and uploading it. The details and picture need to be very clear, not blurry at all.
VOLVO V40
To drive this V40
- you need a full driver's licence!
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Proposal Form Tutorial

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These 3,000 images (below) are all happy customers!
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ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Ling ValentineSpeech
Are you ready to order yet?

...or do you need more info?
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		£268.30
per month inc VAT 		Order NOW!
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		£get quote
I reply quickly! 		Get a Quote NOW!
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£get quote
I reply quickly! 		Get a Quote NOW!
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
 Document Fee: £180.00
New Volvo V40 1.6 D (113bhp) D2 ES Hatchback 5dr 1560cc Diesel Manual 3 + 35
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
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CUSTOMER LETTERS, ABOUT
VOLVO V40 DEALS
Letters Desk
Ling, You should be very proud of the business you have created. Remarkable, efficient and effective service. Great price. Brilliant way of communicating via 'Lingo'. I would have absolutely...
Christopher Rhodes, Farndon
Buying a car from Ling is a great experience! Her quirky and honest communications were very funny and she delivered exactly as she said she would. I had my car in less than one month...
JOHN GORNALL, KEIGHLEY
My New V40
Due to payment problems between the finance company and the dealership, the car took longer to arrive than anticipated. However, I was given a comparable loan car for the additional...
David Riddell, Stevenage
VOLVO V40
To: Ling
Customer Letters
Ling HQ
 GATESHEAD
Detective Ling I'VE 1531 CUSTOMER LETTERS ON MY WEBSITE
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YOUR NEW NUMBER PLATES
Your car will be on the LATEST REG PLATE (at time of delivery)...
...unless I tell you otherwise.
Sometimes, near plate-change dates, cars have to be registered on the "old" plate. In these rare cases, there is no difference to the actual car, it is just numbers on the plastic reg plate. 		  Reg Plates
Private Plate
  Most cars can have private plates put on BEFORE delivery. In these cases I will need the retention certificate with the "nominee" made out to whichever finance company I use. You can usually change to a private plate AFTER delivery, too - but in this case the finance company may apply a small fee.
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MORE QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Taking your Volvo V40 on holiday.
LINGsWINGS
VOLVO V40 You can take the Volvo V40 abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
Delivery of your new Volvo V40.

Car Trailer I get the car delivered to you at a reasonable address in the UK mainland FOR FREE. Usually, this is your home or work address.

If you live somewhere like Northern Ireland or the Isle of Wight, I deliver the car to the mainland docks and you collect from there. Parts of Scotland can also be chargeable. It is all common sense, really. Cars can be driven, or delivered on trailer, at the discretion of the supplier.
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DO YOU SMOKE?
FREE
CAR
FOR SMOKERS 		X-Ray
The £££ cost
of smoking is
the same as
a new car
from Ling!
...IF YOU QUIT 		Pack of Cigs Pack of Cigs
Fag Butt
VOLVO V40
Government Health Warning Renting my V40
costs the same as
27 fags per day!
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ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Volvo V40
Diesel Fuel -
Diesel
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
1.6 D (113bhp) D2 ES Hatchback 5dr 1560cc Diesel Manual
(Brand New)
VOLVO V40
3 year
rental
3+35
ORDER NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		£268.30
per month inc VAT 		Order NOW
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		£get quote
I reply quickly! 		Get a Quote NOW!
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£get quote
I reply quickly! 		Get a Quote Now!
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
 Document Fee: £180.00
ORDER NOW!
Ling's Deal ID = 1804176
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
UK WARNING: Customers reporting many other internet prices hiding true lease costs! Beware dodgy companies selling high initial rental "6+" leases
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RUNNING COSTS
I work out your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS"
Cost works out at
£11.85 per day
including tyres, tax,
diesel and servicing
inc VAT
Your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS" includes the rental and the cost of fuel at current average UK rate, doing the combined EC miles per gallon. Running costs also include road tax, they also include a realistic servicing cost and the cost of some replacement tyres.

This means you can have a very accurate estimate of how much the car will actually cost you to run, per day. The only significant thing missing is your insurance cost because I don't know that... only you know that!
Petrol Prices
133.2
139.2
138.0
CURRENT UK FUEL PRICES 		VOLVO V40 Volvo V40 1.6 D (113bhp) D2 ES Hatchback 5dr 1560cc
DieselDiesel ManMan PaintFlat
3 + 35 profile
10,000 miles per annum

you pay...
£268.30
including VAT per month

My contract does not include tyres, servicing or fuel.
Click HERE to see your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS"
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<101g/km
A
A
101-110g/km
111-120g/km
B
C
121-130g/km
131-140g/km
D
E
141-150g/km
151-165g/km
F
G
166-175g/km
176-185g/km
H
I
186-200g/km
201-225g/km
J
K
226-255g/km
>255g/km
L
M
CO2 Emissions
It's becoming more and more important to know what emissions your car generates.

Your Volvo V40 will churn out 94 grammes of CO2, per km.

VOLVO V40 That's not too bad, eh?... you're in
band "A". 		Ling Standing
For reference, band "A" is very green and band "M" is a damn smog-monster.
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Damage Return
There is a MYTH that repairs can cost more
on lease cars.
This is not true.
Most repairs are tiny and can be done cheaply before your car is returned. EASY!
Free Wear and Tear Guide
RETURNING YOUR CAR
...at the end of the contract.
At the end of the contract, the car will be inspected and returned to the finance company.
Damage will be chargeable, as will excess mileage. But this is all reasonable.
Crashed Car
This kind of damage is NOT
acceptable, hahaha!
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Update Me!
AUTO-UPDATES
VOLVO V40 Get all my latest price updates by email with no spam! - Ling
...for my Volvo V40
 
Do you need to MOT?
An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!

If your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due = no MOT.
If your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due = MOT needed.

Easy!
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COMPARE CAR TO McDONALD'S
   
     
Volvo V40 or Big Mac?
Big Mac Burger
VOLVO V40 vs.
CAR OR
CORONARY?
Big Mac Man
Big Mac Big Mac
Big Mac
If you compare the daily cost of this 1.6 diesel V40 to Big Macs, CAN YOU BELIEVE the same money only buys you 3 Big Macs...?
I haven't EVEN included the cost of fries!
- Ling
Mmmmm...
i'm lingin' it! 		With Fries
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Customer Delivery Surveys
...these surveys examine the car delivery and dealer quality experience!
Volvo
V40
Delivery
Surveys
Jon Roberts - from London
YX62 ***
Delivered: 18/10/2012
8/10

Very Good All very smooth and straightforward.

Very Good - "Really nice chap. Knew his stuff. Made sure I... Read full"

Very Good - "You had said 0800-0900 and he was outside at ... Read full"

Very Good - "Considering it had come down from Leeds in th... Read full"

Not that i've found yet.

10.8 miles 10

Very Good - "Knew exactly what was happening and you manag... Read full"

Good - "Not had any dealings with them at all really.... Read full"

- "The only thing I could do with is some paperw... Read full"

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Volvo V40
Volvo V40

I do my best, but this picture is not the exact, actual car you will be leasing.

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Existing LINGsCARS customers. Each pin shows a car customer. Zoom in and click on them to see details!

I have 4146 happy, existing customers who have taken new cars from me.

This map is zoomable and you can drill down. You can see many customers with red pins have written letters to me.

No other car leasing company IN THE WORLD shows you all their customers!

Note: X&Y coordinates are slightly fuzzy to avoid exact street location or privacy issues.

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ORDER THIS
CAR NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		£268.30
per month
inc VAT 		Order NOW
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		£get quote
I reply
quickly! 		Get a Quote NOW!
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£get quote
I reply
quickly! 		Get a Quote NOW!
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
 Document Fee: £180.00
AWARDS
HAT Award
Honest John says:
"Now, more than ever, motorists are trying to find people they can trust for their motoring needs. I trust Ling. That is why I have awarded her a Highly Approved Trader (HAT) standard."
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
UK WARNING: Customers reporting many other internet prices hiding true lease costs! Beware dodgy companies selling high initial rental "6+" leases
ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Volvo V40
Diesel Fuel -
Diesel
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
1.6 D (113bhp) D2 ES Hatchback 5dr 1560cc Diesel Manual
(Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1804176 		VOLVO V40
3 year
rental
3+35
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Or choose a different model from Volvo
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Me, Standing
Speech
I've tried to give you as much interesting information and detail as I can about this new Volvo V40.

I hope you will find enough confidence and enthusiasm to grab a car from me!

I really look after my customers and win many awards for this :)

- Ling
Trust Me, I AM LING!
LINGsCARS
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