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Volkswagen Volkswagen Volkswagen Volkswagen Volkswagen Volkswagen Volkswagen Volkswagen Volkswagen
Volkswagen Scirocco
FULL DETAIL AND ORDERING PAGE
Diesel Fuel -
Diesel
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO 2.0 Tdi 16v (138bhp) Bluemotion Tech GT Coupe 3dr 1968cc Diesel Manual
(Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1768138
3 year
rental
3+35
This means 3 payments upfront
then 35 monthly payments.
10,000 miles a year costs...
£500.47
per month, inc VAT
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
Point £500.47
per month
inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total)
Point £521.35
per month
inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total)
Point £542.24
per month
inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Volkswagen Scirocco.
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."
- Ling
PRINT THIS DEAL ON PAPER!
Print this Deal!
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WHAT'S INCLUDED?
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO
WAH!!!
Includes -> My Volkswagen Scirocco includes...
Mechanic Warranty
Full
Volkswagen
warranty
on this
Scirocco
AA Van
RAC Van
AA
At
least
one
year
AA-type
cover
When this new Volkswagen Scirocco breaks down, you can get it fixed at a Volkswagen garage for free! Most new cars get one year breakdown cover, this AA or RAC cover is direct from Volkswagen.
 
Tax Disc Tax Disc
Full
road tax
for
whole
contract
Free "Ling" first aid kit
First Aid First Aid
On this new Volkswagen Scirocco deal, you get road tax in the post every year it is due. Brilliant! I send you a sexy first aid kit for your Volkswagen Scirocco glovebox (limb amputation size).
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Volkswagen Scirocco
Volkswagen Scirocco

I do my best, but this picture is not the exact, actual car you will be leasing.

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QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS...
This is a low-cost rental on a Personal Contract Hire from Ling on a New Volkswagen Scirocco.

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Ling Says VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO
This is Personal Contract Hire...
...what does this mean?

You don't own the car, you just rent it for 3 years then you just hand back. You can apply to buy it at the end, but this is at the discretion of the finance company. Usually you just rent it and then give it back - and you are free to get another car, or walk away. Your choice. Renting this car is like renting a daily rental car for a longer contract. Personal Contract Hire is a beautiful easy product, see? I get my own cars using this method.
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£500.47
per month
inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total)
£521.35
per month
inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total)
£542.24
per month
inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Volkswagen Scirocco.
Initial rental is usually paid before delivery, by cheque, card or debit payment. Initial rental is part of cost, and is not a deposit and is not refunded at end of term, just to be clear.   These prices are LIVE! They are accurate. I check prices on my website daily. Occasionally, suppliers may forget to inform me of price changes, adjustments have to be made. I take pride in having the most accurate prices on the web.
3 year rental
QUESTIONS ABOUT
THIS CONTRACT
? Detective Ling
This is a 3 year deal. My offer on this Volkswagen Scirocco is on a 3 + 35 profile. You know what this means?
I explain: This means that you pay 3 payments of £500.47 (including VAT) as initial payment, then you pay 35 payments of £500.47 (including VAT) monthly by direct debit. These payments are based on you driving an annual mileage of 10,000 miles per annum.
 
Missile Truck Anyone you want can drive this Volkswagen Scirocco; you just need to insure it and put fuel in the tank. Easy! When your rental finishes, you just walk away... or swap your car for a brand-new one of the same or a different type on a new contract. It's fun to change into a brand new car! It saves washing the old one, hehe.
POWER
& SPEED!
Volkswagen Scirocco 2.0 Tdi 16v (138bhp) Bluemotion Tech GT Coupe 3dr 1968cc Diesel Manual
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO Volkswagen
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Engine
It's got
a... 2.0
diesel
engine

making
a huge,
massive
138bhp
Engine: This Scirocco has a rip-roaring common rail diesel engine! It has 4 cylinders and 16 valves. This means it kicks out 138bhp and 236 torques (but no one understands what a torque is). Jeremy Clarkson would be proud of me!
Gearbox: Crunching away in this sexy Scirocco is a 6-speed manual gearbox which means you will enjoy speeding along in this Volkswagen!
Fuel
Driven
gently
with a
light
right
foot,
you get
62.0mpg
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO
Mr Kieren Puffett
(Editor of Parker's Car Price Guide) says: "Ling, tell your customers to read Volkswagen Scirocco road tests on Parkers website, I have figures and specs for just about every car!"
Kieran Puffett
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO
EXCEEDING
THE MILEAGE
Odometer If you exceed the total mileage then at the end of the rental you pay an additional "excess mileage" charge for these extra miles.
It's usually between 4p and 10p per mile.
SERVICING THIS
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO
Servicing
This car deal does not include servicing. You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage. Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage, but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer. It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements. Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal. Only heavy users will ever need to replace brake pads, for example.
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Because there is no other de-facto ID card in the UK, the finance company always want to see your driving licence - IN YOUR CURRENT ADDRESS as proposed. Most companies want a copy, but some insist on seeing the original.

You can upload a good copy after you order your car. When you copy or scan your licence, make sure it is folded out and shown in full.

For the new-style licence, they want to see both the paper bit and the card.

Faxing the card is bad news because you will look like a Jamaican coal miner. On a fax the image is usually bad. I recommend taking a photo and uploading it. The details and picture need to be very clear, not blurry at all.

VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO
To drive this Scirocco
- you need a full driver's licence!
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ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Ling ValentineSpeech
Are you ready to order yet?

...or do you need more info?
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£500.47
per month inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total)
£521.35
per month inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total)
£542.24
per month inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Volkswagen Scirocco.
New Volkswagen Scirocco 2.0 Tdi 16v (138bhp) Bluemotion Tech GT Coupe 3dr 1968cc Diesel Manual 3 + 35
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."
- Ling
PRINT THIS DEAL ON PAPER!
Print this Deal!
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CUSTOMER LETTERS, ABOUT
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO DEALS
Letters Desk
Excellent service from Ling and her team. There is no lease company out there that has got their business right like Ling. I recommend anyone after a lease this is the place to contact....
Lee James, Birmingham
Ling why don't you leave a bag of dog poo on the big companies door step and set it on fire so when they stamp it out they get dog muck on their shoe! YOU ROCK!!!! Good delivery of...
MATTHEW RIGBY, NOTTINGHAM
My New Scirocco
This is the first time I've used contract hire to get a car and I must say that the experience of using LingsCars has been excellent from start to finish. The communication has been...
David Groark, Seaham
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO
To: Ling
Customer Letters
Ling HQ
GATESHEAD
Detective Ling I'VE 1532 CUSTOMER LETTERS ON MY WEBSITE
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YOUR NEW NUMBER PLATES
Your car will be on the LATEST REG PLATE (at time of delivery)...
...unless I tell you otherwise.
Sometimes, near plate-change dates, cars have to be registered on the "old" plate. In these rare cases, there is no difference to the actual car, it is just numbers on the plastic reg plate.
  Reg Plates
Private Plate
  Most cars can have private plates put on BEFORE delivery. In these cases I will need the retention certificate with the "nominee" made out to whichever finance company I use. You can usually change to a private plate AFTER delivery, too - but in this case the finance company may apply a small fee.
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MORE QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Taking your Volkswagen Scirocco on holiday.
LINGsWINGS
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO You can take the Volkswagen Scirocco abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
Delivery of your new Volkswagen Scirocco.

Car Trailer I get the car delivered to you at a reasonable address in the UK mainland FOR FREE. Usually, this is your home or work address.

If you live somewhere like Northern Ireland or the Isle of Wight, I deliver the car to the mainland docks and you collect from there. Parts of Scotland can also be chargeable. It is all common sense, really. Cars can be driven, or delivered on trailer, at the discretion of the supplier.
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DO YOU SMOKE?
FREE
CAR

FOR SMOKERS
X-Ray
The £££ cost
of smoking is
the same as
a new car
from Ling!
...IF YOU QUIT
Pack of Cigs Pack of Cigs Pack of Cigs
Fag Butt
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO
Government Health Warning Renting my Scirocco
costs the same as
50 fags per day!
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ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Volkswagen Scirocco
Diesel Fuel -
Diesel
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
2.0 Tdi 16v (138bhp) Bluemotion Tech GT Coupe 3dr 1968cc Diesel Manual
(Brand New)
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO
3 year
rental
3+35
ORDER NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£500.47
per month inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total)
£521.35
per month inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total)
£542.24
per month inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Volkswagen Scirocco.
ORDER NOW!
Ling's Deal ID = 1768138
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."
- Ling
PRINT THIS DEAL ON PAPER!
Print this Deal!
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RUNNING COSTS
I work out your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS"
Cost works out at
£20.94 per day
including tyres, tax,
diesel and servicing
inc VAT
Your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS" includes the rental and the cost of fuel at current average UK rate, doing the combined EC miles per gallon. Running costs also include road tax, they also include a realistic servicing cost and the cost of some replacement tyres.

This means you can have a very accurate estimate of how much the car will actually cost you to run, per day. The only significant thing missing is your insurance cost because I don't know that... only you know that!
Petrol Prices
138.5
145.9
144.7
CURRENT UK FUEL PRICES
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO Volkswagen Scirocco 2.0 Tdi 16v (138bhp) Bluemotion Tech GT Coupe 3dr 1968cc
DieselDiesel ManMan PaintFlat
3 + 35 profile
10,000 miles per annum

you pay...
£500.47
including VAT per month

My contract does not include tyres, servicing or fuel.
Click HERE to see your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS"
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<101g/km
A
101-110g/km
111-120g/km
B
C
C
121-130g/km
131-140g/km
D
E
141-150g/km
151-165g/km
F
G
166-175g/km
176-185g/km
H
I
186-200g/km
201-225g/km
J
K
226-255g/km
>255g/km
L
M
CO2 Emissions
It's becoming more and more important to know what emissions your car generates.

Your Volkswagen Scirocco will churn out 118 grammes of CO2, per km.

VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO That's not too bad, eh?... you're in
band "C".
Ling Standing
For reference, band "A" is very green and band "M" is a damn smog-monster.
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Damage Return
There is a MYTH that repairs can cost more
on lease cars.
This is not true.
Most repairs are tiny and can be done cheaply before your car is returned.
EASY!
Free Wear and Tear Guide
RETURNING YOUR CAR
...at the end of the contract.
At the end of the contract, the car will be inspected and returned to the finance company.
Damage will be chargeable, as will excess mileage. But this is all reasonable.
Crashed Car
This kind of damage is NOT
acceptable, hahaha!
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Update Me!
AUTO-UPDATES
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO Get all my latest price updates by email with no spam! - Ling
...for my Volkswagen Scirocco
 
Do you need to MOT?
An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!

If your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due = no MOT.
If your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due = MOT needed.

Easy!
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COMPARE CAR TO McDONALD'S
   
     
Volkswagen Scirocco or Big Mac?
Big Mac Burger
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO vs.
CAR OR
CORONARY?
Big Mac Man
Big Mac Big Mac
Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac
If you compare the daily cost of this 2.0 diesel Scirocco to Big Macs, CAN YOU BELIEVE the same money only buys you 5½ Big Macs...?
I haven't EVEN included the cost of fries!
- Ling

Mmmmm...
i'm lingin' it!
With Fries
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Customer Delivery Surveys
...these surveys examine the car delivery and dealer quality experience!
Volkswagen
Scirocco
Delivery
Surveys
Nige Humphriss - from Stratford-on-avon
RO60 ***
Delivered: 14/10/2010
10/10

Very Good

Very Good

Very Good

Very Good

25 miles 25 miles

Very Good

Very Good

- "Nothing, the whole process was painless and p... Read full"

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Volkswagen Scirocco
Volkswagen Scirocco

I do my best, but this picture is not the exact, actual car you will be leasing.

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ORDER THIS
CAR NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£500.47
per month
inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total)
£521.35
per month
inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total)
£542.24
per month
inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Volkswagen Scirocco.
AWARDS
HAT Award
Honest John says:
"Now, more than ever, motorists are trying to find people they can trust for their motoring needs. I trust Ling. That is why I have awarded her a Highly Approved Trader (HAT) standard."
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."
- Ling
PRINT THIS DEAL ON PAPER!
Print this Deal!
ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Volkswagen Scirocco
Diesel Fuel -
Diesel
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
2.0 Tdi 16v (138bhp) Bluemotion Tech GT Coupe 3dr 1968cc Diesel Manual
(Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1768138
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO
3 year
rental
3+35
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Or choose a different model from Volkswagen
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Me, Standing
Speech
I've tried to give you as much interesting information and detail as I can about this new Volkswagen Scirocco.

I hope you will find enough confidence and enthusiasm to grab a car from me!

I really look after my customers and win many awards for this :)

- Ling
Trust Me, I AM LING!
LINGsCARS
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