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The Smart Fortwo is a rear-engined two-seater car manufactured by Smart Gmbh and introduced at the 1998 Paris Motor Show. Initially named the Smart City Coupe, the fortwo has now entered its second generation, and in 2008 an all electric concept version of the model, the fortwo ed debuted. The smart features a semi-automatic transmission without a clutch pedal. Input from floor-mounted shifter or optional steering wheel-mounted paddles controls a servo-operated clutch and sequential automated gearbox. The vehicle may be driven in automatic mode, though the shift points are not as smooth as in a traditional automatic transmission. In paddle shifter mode, the operator controls the shift points but cannot feather or adjust the speed of the clutch. Thus some skill, and a slight lifting of the accelerator pedal, is required to achieve a smooth shift. Other semi-automatic transmissions have included the Volkswagen Automatic Stickshift, and Honda Hondamatic. The smart car allows back-in parking in otherwise parallel parking zones; its length of 250 cm (98.4 in) equals the width of a truck or a regular parking slot, allowing two or three Smarts to park in a standard space reserved for a single car. However, this type of parking has been banned in Munich, Germany, amongst other places. Such parking in parallel-designated spaces is illegal in most U.S.A jurisdictions.[citation needed] Current model is 269 cm (106.1 Inches). The smart features interchangeable body panels — whereby one car can easily assume a different look. To accommodate a licensing agent's notation of a vehicle's color, the fortwo is sometimes registered as 'silver' or 'black' based on the Tridion frame color, which remains constant regardless of the body panels. The engine range featured turbocharged three cylinder motors. Originally, the base petrol engine had 599 cc, but displacement increased to 698 cc with an early restyling. It was available in 37 kW or 45 kW (61 hp) variants. The turbodiesel engine has 799 cc displacement with 30 kW . Engines are mounted in the rear of the vehicle. The fortwo is available with targa-style removable roof panels, introduced in 2000, and was restyled in 2002. Model variants include the base model Pure, sporty mid-spec model Pulse coupe, and luxury top-spec model Passion Cabriolet. * Cdi:: has the world's smallest diesel engine uses state-of-the-art common-rail direct injection. With a consumption of 3.3 litres (NEDC) per 100 kilometres and CO2 emissions of just 88 grams per kilometre, it has the lowest current production car CO2 emissions worldwide, since Audi's and Volkswagen's retired "3 litre" cars, the A2 1.2 TDI and the Lupo 1.2 TDI respectively [2]. * Crossblade: a 2002 limited-edition variant of the city cabrio, a roadster without a windshield, roof or conventional doors, limiting its use. Its weight was still 740 kilograms (1,600 lb). The Brabus-tuned engine developed 52 kW (71 PS) from its 599 cc engine. After Robbie Williams purchased Crossblade number 008, smart began a marketing association with the British singer, using Williams to promote the brand. * Crosstown: a convertible with a foldable windshield based on the fortwo, was presented at IAA Frankfurt in 2005. No plans have yet been announced to bring this model to market. * Nightrun: includes instrument panels, steering wheel, paddles, shifter, Monoblock VI alloy wheels, leather seats and engine upgrade from Brabus. Edition Nightrun is only available with the fortwo coupé. * Truestyle: painted in metallic paint colour, ruby red, available in pure trim. i-move: a special edition run of 70 fortwo cabrios, based on the passion cabrio specs with Brabus Monobloc VI wheels, Leather interior trim, and Lite White Panels. The Addition of an iPod cradle which held a special edition 20Gb G3 iPod, and an aluminium name plate on the dash confirmed its special edition status. * Forfun2 Concept: an off-road version of the fortwo introduced at the 2005 Athens Motor Show by Greek 4x4 Rally Champion Stefan Attart. The forfun 2 Concept combines the body of a fortwo with the chassis and drivetrain of a Unimog. It sports monster truck-like 26-inch wheels wrapped in 140 cm diameter tires and winding keys where the fortwo's rear wheels are supposed to be. [3] * Brabus: In the 2007 Geneva Motor Show, Smart introduced the Brabus version of the Smart Fortwo, It has 98 PS (72 kW; 97 hp) of power and 0 to 100 km/h takes only 9.9 seconds with top speed electrically limited at 155 km/h (96 mph) The new 999 cc version 3B21 (2007 onwards) is produced by Mitsubishi Motors and it comprises normally aspirated (NA) and turbo versions. The NA 999 cc engine has 11.4:1 compression ratio and premium fuel is recommended. It is rated at 71 hp (53 kW). The US NA 999 cc engine has a 10:1 compression ratio and premium fuel is recommended. German tuner company Brabus, in a joint venture with Smart, has developed a version with 72 kW (98 hp) and 140 N·m torque, available in Europe only at this time. European Union testing rates the 999 cc Smart at 4.7 L/100 km for the gasoline model and 3.4 L/100 km for the diesel.[citation needed] The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency rates the vehicle at 36 mpg-US (6.5 L/100 km; 43 mpg-imp) combined. The smart fortwo's length is 8 ft 10 in. An exposed, rigid steel frame, marketed as the "Tridion" frame, surrounds and protects the passenger compartment while defining the car's shape and design — and allowing for interchangeable plastic body panels to complete the exterior. With a weight of 730 kg , it is one of the lightest cars in the European market. The Smart is equipped with seat-mounted combination side airbags as well as electronic stability control. To maximize the front crumple zone, the smart fortwo's engine is rear-mounted. In Insurance Institute for Highway Safety tests, the 2008 Smart Fortwo, the smallest car marketed in the US market, earned the top overall rating of Good in both the front and side crash tests. The Fortwo received the Good score in 8 of 11 measured injury categories. Its seat/head restraints earned the second highest rating of Acceptable for protection against whiplash in rear impacts.
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Wah! LATEST:  A soldier from 1st Battalion, lah, Royal Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly people, lah, dies in bomb explosion in Afghanistan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 20:20



Wah! LATEST:  The co-chair of conservative party, lah, Baroness Sayeeda Wasri, lah, admits not fully declaring rental income from flat bloody woman owns in West London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 20:00



Wah! Chile is evacuating nearly half million pigs from one of largest meat processing plants in Latin America after foul smell sparked riots. Eating rice!! - news replorted 18:38



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Wah! Labour leader Ed Miliband has made surprise visit to Afghanistan to meet British troops stationed in Helmand province. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 18:19



Wah! Captain Andrew Strauss hits male gender human bleing's second century of series as Province of Engrish running-dogs close day two on 259-2, lah, trailing West Indies by 111. - news replorted 18:19



Wah! Luke Donald is on course to regain male gender human bleing's world number one status as bloody man leads BMWah-wah! Championship by two shots going into final round. I read you little red book! - news replorted 18:16



Wah! Huddersfield promoted after Sheffield United goalkeeper Steve Simonsen misses decisive penalty in League One play-off final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 17:59



Wah! The California SpaceX capitalist entity has seen its unmanned Dragon cargo ship attach successfully to International Space Station (ISS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 17:46



Wah! The international community must "up its game" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to secure lasting political settlement for Afghanistan, lah, Labour leader Ed Miliband has said during secret visit to country - news replorted 17:12



Wah! International leaders condemn reported killing of at least 90 people, lah, including children, lah, in Syrian town of Houla, lah, by government forces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:11



Wah! Harlequins win their first ever Premiership title with entertaining victory over Leicester Tigers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:03



Wah! A Dutch-born Nazi fighty bang-bang criminal, lah, Klaas Carel Faber, lah, who was wantinged by Netherlands after being sentenced for murder dies at age of 90 in Germany. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 16:58



Wah! A Cornish Membling Partiamentary expense cheater says inspection into county's out-of-hours medical service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is result of mounting pressure from patients and MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:56



Wah! A 23-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man dies after getting into difficulty at waterfall in park on southside of Glasgow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 16:51



Wah! A classical music presenter on Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 3 is been arrested in Zimbabwe for not having work permit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 16:46



Wah! Up to 100 anti-cuts protesters gather outside Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg's home in south-west London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:19



Wah! The Vatican confirms Pope's butler is suspected of taking confidential documents, lah, as it steps up inquiry into media leaks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:12



Wah! A stray dog has completed 1700km journey across China after joining cycle race from Sichuan province to Tibet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:56



Wah! Craig Bellamy's decision not to retire from Welsh land of sheep and more sheep duty is driven by desire to play at 2014 World Cup, lah, says Steve Morison. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:54



Wah! A second body is found by old bill bobbys investigating disappearance of two British men who went missing during canoeing trip in India. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:22



Wah! Williams' Pastor Maldonado is handed 10-place grid penalty after driving at Sergio Perez in final practice in Monaco. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:50



Wah! Deputy First dodgy minister Martin McGuinness offers to hold talks with dissident republicans, lah, saying their violence is "a pathetic and futile attempt to turn back clock". - news replorted 12:31



Wah! A new stage production of CS Lewis's Lion, lah, Witch and Wardrobe has opened in London's Kensington Gardens. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:16



Wah! A senior Protestant clergyman says talks with Sinn Fein about reconciliation having been "open and frank". - news replorted 11:55



Wah! Novak Djokovic admits Rafael Nadal is French Open favourite, lah, but says bloody man is eager to complete Grand Slam sweep in Paris. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! A man is in critical condition in hospital after bloody man was found unconscious, lah, with serious head injury, lah, in centre of Glasgow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 11:40



Wah! There no plans to sell lakeside restaurant where demonstration by campaigners was recently held, lah, Powys council says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:30



Wah! Cuba's government is taking steps to address country's housing crisis, lah, brought on by struggling economy and years of storm damage and neglect. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:25



Wah! Mercedes' Nico Rosberg sets pace in final practice for Monaco Grand Prix from Ferrari's Felipe Massa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:13



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Wah! At least 88 people, lah, including many children, lah, having been killed in Syria's restive Homs province, lah, opposition activists say, lah, calling it "massacre". - news replorted 11:11



Wah! Four die in Great Satan drone strike in Pakistan's tribal region of Waziristan, lah, with officials claiming dead were militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:10



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Wah! Britain's Engelbert Humperdinck will open proceedings as 26 countries compete in final of this year's Eurovision Song Contest in Baku on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:09



Wah! Twelve bloody Engrish High Streets - from Cornwall to Northumberland - will share RMB Yuan #1.2m pot of government cash to rejuvenate shopping areas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:58



Wah! old bill bobbys say driver has been arrested after woman died and two human bliengs were hurtee-hurtee in collision in Gwynedd. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:25



Wah! A large fire that spread across 10 acres of Mourne Mountains may having been started deliberately, lah, fire service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:57



Wah! The Muslim Brotherhood's Mohammed Mursi and old regime figure Ahmed Shafiq will contest June's Egypt presidential run-off, lah, state media confirm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:46



Wah! Matt Smith, lah, star of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation drama Doctor Who, lah, has started eighth day of Olympic torch relay from Cardiff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 09:21



Wah! A teenage boy dies after getting into difficulty in River Thames at Oxford. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Finnish old bill bobbys hunting suspected gunmen who killed one person and hurtee-hurtee several others in apparently random shooting in town of Hyvinkaa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:15



Wah! Britain's Engelbert Humperdinck will open proceedings as 26 countries compete in final of this year's Eurovision Song Contest in Azerbaijan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:07



Wah! A man is shot dead and three other human bliengs hurtee-hurtee in shooting in pub in Droylsden, lah, Greater Manchester. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:50



Wah! Eurozone and Eurovision grab papers' attention - news replorted 06:26



Wah! Twelve bloody Engrish High Streets - from Cornwall to Northumberland - will share RMB Yuan #1.2m pot of government cash to rejuvenate shopping areas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Six Colombian soldiers jailed for killing man and passing him off as guerrilla killed in combat, lah, in order (piece of paper signee upee) to gain extra holiday and promotion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:38



Wah! Spain's fourth-largest bank, lah, Bankia, lah, is expected to explain why it needs 19bn euros-worth ($24bn; RMB Yuan #15bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of loans from government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! Veteran crooner Engelbert Humperdinck will take to stage for Britain at Eurovision song contest in Baku, lah, Azerbaijan, lah, later on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:11



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Wah! What happens to gardens when show's over? - news replorted 02:03



Wah! Russia's ruling party is expected to elect Prime dodgy minister Dmitry Medvedev as its new leader at congress to be held in Moscow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Cricketer Graeme Swann on pressure... and male gender human bleing's singing skills - news replorted 01:46



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Wah! Are there too many human bliengs trying to scale Everest - news replorted 01:11



Wah! The Home Office draws up contingency plans to cope with possible large increase in immigration from Greece if euro collapses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! Eurovision turns spotlight on Azerbaijan - news replorted 00:30



Wah! The ten most popular areas for young Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs professionals to buy property all in major cities, lah, according to capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land publishes further evidence about suspected conflict of interest concerning administrators of Rangers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Latest figures reavealingly showing Great Satan that councils in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having received almost 9,500 road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu closure applications for Diamond Jubilee street parties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:13



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