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Reliant Robin
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Petrol Fuel -
Petrol
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
RELIANT ROBIN 0.85 (37bhp) Robin Hatchback 3dr 848cc Petrol Manual
(Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1811195
2 year
rental
3+23
This means 3 payments upfront
then 23 monthly payments.
10,000 miles a year costs...
£157.18
per month, inc VAT
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
Point £157.18
per month
inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
Point £185.98
per month
inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
Point £179.98
per month
inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Reliant Robin.
Please note!
Ling
This car is specifically for Lucy at the Advertising Standards Authority. Yes, I can supply in Pink.
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."
- Ling
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WHAT'S INCLUDED?
RELIANT ROBIN
WAH!!!
Includes -> My Reliant Robin includes...
Mechanic Warranty
Full
Reliant
warranty
on this
Robin
AA Van
RAC Van
AA
At
least
one
year
AA-type
cover
When this new Reliant Robin breaks down, you can get it fixed at a Reliant garage for free! Most new cars get one year breakdown cover, this AA or RAC cover is direct from Reliant.
 
Tax Disc Tax Disc
Full
road tax
for
whole
contract
Free "Ling" first aid kit
First Aid First Aid
On this new Reliant Robin deal, you get road tax in the post every year it is due. Brilliant! I send you a sexy first aid kit for your Reliant Robin glovebox (limb amputation size).
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Reliant Robin
Reliant Robin

I do my best, but this picture is not the exact, actual car you will be leasing.

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QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS...
This is a low-cost rental on a Personal Contract Hire from Ling on a New Reliant Robin.

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Ling Says RELIANT ROBIN
This is Personal Contract Hire...
...what does this mean?

You don't own the car, you just rent it for 2 years then you just hand back. You can apply to buy it at the end, but this is at the discretion of the finance company. Usually you just rent it and then give it back - and you are free to get another car, or walk away. Your choice. Renting this car is like renting a daily rental car for a longer contract. Personal Contract Hire is a beautiful easy product, see? I get my own cars using this method.
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
£157.18
per month
inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£185.98
per month
inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£179.98
per month
inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Reliant Robin.
Initial rental is usually paid before delivery, by cheque, card or debit payment. Initial rental is part of cost, and is not a deposit and is not refunded at end of term, just to be clear.   These prices are LIVE! They are accurate. I check prices on my website daily. Occasionally, suppliers may forget to inform me of price changes, adjustments have to be made. I take pride in having the most accurate prices on the web.
2 year rental
QUESTIONS ABOUT
THIS CONTRACT
? Detective Ling
This is a 2 year deal. My offer on this Reliant Robin is on a 3 + 23 profile. You know what this means?
I explain: This means that you pay 3 payments of £157.18 (including VAT) as initial payment, then you pay 23 payments of £157.18 (including VAT) monthly by direct debit. These payments are based on you driving an annual mileage of 10,000 miles per annum.
 
Missile Truck Anyone you want can drive this Reliant Robin; you just need to insure it and put fuel in the tank. Easy! When your rental finishes, you just walk away... or swap your car for a brand-new one of the same or a different type on a new contract. It's fun to change into a brand new car! It saves washing the old one, hehe.
POWER
& SPEED!
Reliant Robin 0.85 (37bhp) Robin Hatchback 3dr 848cc Petrol Manual
RELIANT ROBIN Reliant
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Engine
It's got
a... 0.85
petrol
engine

making
a huge,
massive
39bhp
Gearbox: Crunching away in this sexy Robin is a 4-speed manual gearbox which means you will enjoy speeding along in this Reliant!
RELIANT ROBIN You Can Trust Me!
Mr Kieren Puffett
(Editor of Parker's Car Price Guide) says: "Ling, tell your customers to read Reliant Robin road tests on Parkers website, I have figures and specs for just about every car!"
Kieran Puffett
RELIANT ROBIN
EXCEEDING
THE MILEAGE
Odometer If you exceed the total mileage then at the end of the rental you pay an additional "excess mileage" charge for these extra miles.
It's usually between 4p and 10p per mile.
SERVICING THIS
RELIANT ROBIN
RELIANT ROBIN
Servicing
This car deal does not include servicing. You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage. Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage, but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer. It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements. Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal. Only heavy users will ever need to replace brake pads, for example.
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Because there is no other de-facto ID card in the UK, the finance company always want to see your driving licence - IN YOUR CURRENT ADDRESS as proposed. Most companies want a copy, but some insist on seeing the original.

You can upload a good copy after you order your car. When you copy or scan your licence, make sure it is folded out and shown in full.

For the new-style licence, they want to see both the paper bit and the card.

Faxing the card is bad news because you will look like a Jamaican coal miner. On a fax the image is usually bad. I recommend taking a photo and uploading it. The details and picture need to be very clear, not blurry at all.

RELIANT ROBIN
To drive this Robin
- you need a full driver's licence!
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Proposal Form Tutorial

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These 3,000 images (below) are all happy customers!
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ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Ling ValentineSpeech
Are you ready to order yet?

...or do you need more info?
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
£157.18
per month inc VAT
Order NOW!
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15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£185.98
per month inc VAT
Order NOW
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20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£179.98
per month inc VAT
Order NOW
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Reliant Robin.
New Reliant Robin 0.85 (37bhp) Robin Hatchback 3dr 848cc Petrol Manual 3 + 23
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."
- Ling
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CUSTOMER LETTERS, ABOUT
RELIANT ROBIN DEALS
Letters Desk
A faultless service. Ling provided an honest and very responsive dialogue throughout, giving me confidence that she would deliver exactly what it says on the tin. No other lease company...
Colin Bruce, Lincoln
Top service. When the car was delivered it was dirty.
TONY DOGGETT, CAERNARFON
My New Robin
As promised, you and your team did what you could to get the car delivered before Christmas - Thank you. Very competitive pricing. Great service - I have already recommended to others!...
James Casey, Houghton Le Spring
RELIANT ROBIN
To: Ling
Customer Letters
Ling HQ
GATESHEAD
Detective Ling I'VE 1529 CUSTOMER LETTERS ON MY WEBSITE
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YOUR NEW NUMBER PLATES
Your car will be on the LATEST REG PLATE (at time of delivery)...
...unless I tell you otherwise.
Sometimes, near plate-change dates, cars have to be registered on the "old" plate. In these rare cases, there is no difference to the actual car, it is just numbers on the plastic reg plate.
  Reg Plates
Private Plate
  Most cars can have private plates put on BEFORE delivery. In these cases I will need the retention certificate with the "nominee" made out to whichever finance company I use. You can usually change to a private plate AFTER delivery, too - but in this case the finance company may apply a small fee.
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MORE QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Taking your Reliant Robin on holiday.
LINGsWINGS
RELIANT ROBIN You can take the Reliant Robin abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
Delivery of your new Reliant Robin.

Car Trailer I get the car delivered to you at a reasonable address in the UK mainland FOR FREE. Usually, this is your home or work address.

If you live somewhere like Northern Ireland or the Isle of Wight, I deliver the car to the mainland docks and you collect from there. Parts of Scotland can also be chargeable. It is all common sense, really. Cars can be driven, or delivered on trailer, at the discretion of the supplier.
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DO YOU SMOKE?
FREE
CAR

FOR SMOKERS
X-Ray
The £££ cost
of smoking is
the same as
a new car
from Ling!
...IF YOU QUIT
Pack of Cigs
Fag Butt
RELIANT ROBIN
Government Health Warning Renting my Robin
costs the same as
15 fags per day!
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ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Reliant Robin
Petrol Fuel -
Petrol
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
0.85 (37bhp) Robin Hatchback 3dr 848cc Petrol Manual
(Brand New)
RELIANT ROBIN
2 year
rental
3+23
ORDER NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
£157.18
per month inc VAT
Order NOW
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15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£185.98
per month inc VAT
Order NOW
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20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£179.98
per month inc VAT
Order NOW
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Reliant Robin.
ORDER NOW!
Ling's Deal ID = 1811195
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."
- Ling
UK WARNING: Customers reporting many other internet prices hiding true lease costs! Beware dodgy companies selling high initial rental "6+" leases
Damage Return
There is a MYTH that repairs can cost more
on lease cars.
This is not true.
Most repairs are tiny and can be done cheaply before your car is returned.
EASY!
Free Wear and Tear Guide
RETURNING YOUR CAR
...at the end of the contract.
At the end of the contract, the car will be inspected and returned to the finance company.
Damage will be chargeable, as will excess mileage. But this is all reasonable.
Crashed Car
This kind of damage is NOT
acceptable, hahaha!
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Update Me!
AUTO-UPDATES
RELIANT ROBIN Get all my latest price updates by email with no spam! - Ling
...for my Reliant Robin
 
Do you need to MOT?
An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!

If your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due = no MOT.
If your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due = MOT needed.

Easy!
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COMPARE CAR TO McDONALD'S
   
     
Reliant Robin or Big Mac?
Big Mac Burger
RELIANT ROBIN vs.
CAR OR
CORONARY?
Big Mac Man
Big Mac Big Mac
If you compare the daily cost of this 0.85 petrol Robin to Big Macs, CAN YOU BELIEVE the same money only buys you 1¾ Big Macs...?
I haven't EVEN included the cost of fries!
- Ling

Mmmmm...
i'm lingin' it!
With Fries
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Reliant Robin
Reliant Robin

I do my best, but this picture is not the exact, actual car you will be leasing.

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Existing LINGsCARS customers. Each pin shows a car customer. Zoom in and click on them to see details!

I have 4146 happy, existing customers who have taken new cars from me.

This map is zoomable and you can drill down. You can see many customers with red pins have written letters to me.

No other car leasing company IN THE WORLD shows you all their customers!

Note: X&Y coordinates are slightly fuzzy to avoid exact street location or privacy issues.

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ORDER THIS
CAR NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
£157.18
per month
inc VAT
Order NOW
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15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£185.98
per month
inc VAT
Order NOW
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20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£179.98
per month
inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Reliant Robin.
AWARDS
HAT Award
Honest John says:
"Now, more than ever, motorists are trying to find people they can trust for their motoring needs. I trust Ling. That is why I have awarded her a Highly Approved Trader (HAT) standard."
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."
- Ling
UK WARNING: Customers reporting many other internet prices hiding true lease costs! Beware dodgy companies selling high initial rental "6+" leases
ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Reliant Robin
Petrol Fuel -
Petrol
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
0.85 (37bhp) Robin Hatchback 3dr 848cc Petrol Manual
(Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1811195
RELIANT ROBIN
2 year
rental
3+23
Me, Standing
Speech
I've tried to give you as much interesting information and detail as I can about this new Reliant Robin.

I hope you will find enough confidence and enthusiasm to grab a car from me!

I really look after my customers and win many awards for this :)

- Ling
Trust Me, I AM LING!
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