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Car and Vehicle leasing is the leasing of the use of a motor vehicle for a fixed or indefinite period of time. It is commonly offered by dealers as an alternative to car or vehicle purchase. The key difference in a lease is that after the lease expires, the lessee must return the car or vehicle to the dealer or buy it.

Rationale:
Car Leasing offers advantages to both buyers and sellers. For the buyer, lease payments will usually be lower than payments on a car loan would be and qualification is usually easier. Some consumers may prefer leasing as it allows them to simply return a car and select a new model when the lease expires, allowing a consumer to drive a new vehicle every few years without the responsibility of selling the old vehicles. A lessee does not have to worry about the future value of the car or vehicle, while a vehicle owner does.

For the leasor, leasing generates income from a vehicle the leasor still owns and will be able to sell or lease again once the original lease has expired. As consumers will typically use a leased vehicle for a shorter period of time than one they buy outright, leasing may generate repeat customers more quickly, which may fit into various aspects of a dealer\'s business model.

Lease agreement:
Lease agreements typically stipulate an early termination fee and limit the number of miles a lessee can drive (for passenger cars, a common number is 10,000 to 15,000 miles per year of the lease). If the mileage allowance is exceeded, fees may apply. Dealers will typically allow a lessee to negotiate a higher mileage allowance, for a higher lease payment. Car Lease agreements usually specify how much wear on the vehicle is allowable, and the lessee may face a fee if that amount of wear has been exceeded.

The actual car lease payments are calculated very similarly to the way loan payments are, but instead of an APR, the company uses something called the money factor.

At the end of a lease term, the leasee must either return the car or vehicle to the owner or purchase it. The end of lease price is usually agreed upon when the lease is signed.
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NEW Nissan Note 1.4 (88bhp) Visia Hatchback 5dr 1386cc Petrol Met
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£175.31
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Deal ID = 74972
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£199.77
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NEW Nissan Note 1.4 i 16v (86bhp) Acenta Hatchback 5dr 1386cc Petrol Met
3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£201.92
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Deal ID = 72424
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£207.98
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Deal ID = 72426
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£207.98
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Deal ID = 74978
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£213.34
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Deal ID = 74973
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NEW Nissan Note 1.4 i 16v (86bhp) Acenta Hatchback 5dr 1386cc Petrol Met
3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£220.59
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Deal ID = 72423
CAR FOR CASH
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£222.08
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Deal ID = 74974
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£225.67
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Deal ID = 72425
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£225.68
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74979
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NEW Nissan Note 1.5 dCi (84bhp) Acenta Hatchback 5dr 1461cc Diesel Flat
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£226.80
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Deal ID = 74984
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£229.82
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Deal ID = 74991
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£230.55
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Deal ID = 74986
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£235.00
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Diesel cost: £16/wk
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Petrol cost: £24/wk
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Customer Letter READ; 15 Note letters!     
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Petrol cost: £25/wk
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NEW Nissan Note 1.6 i 16v (108bhp) Visia Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Flat Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£235.82
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74975
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£238.53
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74992
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£242.16
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74980
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£244.40
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74976
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Petrol cost: £24/wk
Flat Paint
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Treeco2:149g FFuel42mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 15 Note letters!     
Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £24/wk
Free Metallic Paint
NISSAN NOTE
Treeco2:149g FFuel42mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 15 Note letters!     
Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £24/wk
Free Metallic Paint
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Treeco2:149g FFuel42mpg
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Diesel cost: £16/wk
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NEW Nissan Note 1.6 i 16v (108bhp) N-Tec Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£247.60
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74987
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£250.28
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74981
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£256.15
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74988
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£261.31
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74995
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Petrol cost: £25/wk
Flat Paint
NISSAN NOTE
Treeco2:159g GFuel41mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 15 Note letters!     
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Diesel cost: £16/wk
Free Metallic Paint
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Treeco2:115g CFuel65mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 15 Note letters!     
Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £25/wk
Flat Paint
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Treeco2:159g GFuel41mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £25/wk
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NEW Nissan Note 1.6 i 16v (108bhp) Acenta Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Flat Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£264.63
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74982
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£269.08
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74996
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£270.10
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74989
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£272.60
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74983
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Petrol cost: £24/wk
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Treeco2:149g FFuel42mpg
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Customer Letter READ; 15 Note letters!     
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Petrol cost: £25/wk
Free Metallic Paint
NISSAN NOTE
Treeco2:159g GFuel41mpg
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Customer Letter READ; 15 Note letters!     
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Petrol cost: £24/wk
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NEW Nissan Note 1.6 (110bhp) Tekna Hatchback 5dr 1597cc Petrol Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£276.08
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74993
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£278.48
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74990
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£284.35
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Deal ID = 74994
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Nissan Note Nissan Note equipment
(Really, I do my best to list stuff on this Nissan, but never 100% accurate.
You MUST check Nissan website before relying on this info - Ling)
Nissan Note
Visia
Spec includes:
[Aircon]
Anti-lock brakes
Body-coloured bumpers
CD Player
Isofix child anchors
Steel wheels
[Item] = Not always present
Nissan Note
Visia +
Same as Visia
Nissan Note
S
Same as Visia + but minus:
Aircon
adds:
Remote radio controls

Nissan Note
SE
Same as S but minus:
Steel wheels
adds:
Aircon
Alloys
Front fogs
Heated mirrors
Nissan Note
Acenta
Same as SE but adds:
[Cruise control]
[Telephone]
[Item] = Not always present
Nissan Note
Acenta R
Same as Acenta

Nissan Note
Accent S
Same as Acenta but minus:
Aircon
CD Player
adds:
Aircon (Climate control)
CD Player Multichanger
Nissan Note
SVE
Same as Acenta but minus:
Aircon
CD Player
Telephone
adds:
Aircon (Climate control)
CD Player Multichanger
Partial leather seats
Sports seats
Nissan Note
Tekna
Same as SVE but adds:
[Cruise control]
[Parking bleepers]
[Sat Nav]
[Telephone]
[Item] = Not always present

Nissan Note
Visia
Spec includes:
[Aircon]
Anti-lock brakes
Body-coloured bumpers
CD Player
Isofix child anchors
Steel wheels
[Item] = Not always present
Nissan Note
Visia +
Same as Visia
Nissan Note
S
Same as Visia + but minus:
Aircon
adds:
Remote radio controls

Nissan Note
SE
Same as S but minus:
Steel wheels
adds:
Aircon
Alloys
Front fogs
Heated mirrors
Nissan Note
N-Tec
Same as SE but adds:
Cruise control
Sat Nav
Nissan Note
Acenta
Same as N-Tec but minus:
Sat Nav
adds:
[Telephone]
[Item] = Not always present

Nissan Note
Acenta R
Same as Acenta
Nissan Note
Accent S
Same as Acenta but minus:
Aircon
CD Player
adds:
Aircon (Climate control)
CD Player Multichanger
Nissan Note
SVE
Same as Acenta but minus:
Aircon
CD Player
Telephone
adds:
Aircon (Climate control)
CD Player Multichanger
Partial leather seats
Sports seats

Nissan Note
Tekna
Same as SVE but adds:
[Cruise control]
[Parking bleepers]
[Sat Nav]
[Telephone]
[Item] = Not always present
  

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...how it works!


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2) Fill in online car leasing proposal form


3) Get accepted for contract hire finance


4) Sign an lease order form


5) Complete posted documents


6) Take lease delivery, like Chinese takeaway


7) Drive and show off & impress stupid friends


8) After a few years, order a new lease car or walk away... you have no commitment!

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South African judge convicts ANC official Julius Malema of hate speech for insulting woman who accused Jacob Zuma of rape. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:16



A second person is held over death of couple who were killed when fire in mobility scooter spread to their home in Rugby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:12



The Israeli military has ordered two West capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity villages at centre of protests against "separation wall" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) off-limits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:09



A man is arrested over death of mother-of-three who went missing after night out in Dundee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:08



Thailand's prime dodgy minister rejects protesters' demands for male gender human bleing's resignation, lah, as red-shirt rallies continue in Bangkok. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 13:57



Gordon "Dear Leader" Brown says bloody man wantings to "keep going", lah, after being asked if bloody man would resign if Labour failed to win general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:52



Children's Secretary Ed Balls criticises children's commissioner for "ill advised" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) written-down messages on dead tree about James Bulger's killers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:47



Children's Secretary Ed Balls criticises children's commissioner for "ill advised" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) written-down messages on dead tree about James Bulger's killers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:47



Governments need to crack down on illegal trade in tiger parts if big cats to be saved from extinction, lah, UN warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:47



EU Bloody foreign policy chief Catherine Ashton begins Middle East tour amid tension over Israeli housing project in East Jerusalem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:22



Friends actor David Schwimmer is to marry male gender human bleing's British photographer girlfriend Zoe Buckman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:15



The chief executive of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Water is to give quarter of male gender human bleing's annual bonus to charity, lah, bloody man announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:13



The pay of university heads has soared with some now earning more than prime minister, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:12



Teenagers, lah, Shakespeare and Lady Gaga - news replorted 12:40



Virgin Atlantic is creating 200 jobs with opening of new clustomler service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:38



Fitness tests should be introduced for children in secondary schools to help make human bliengs more active, lah, chief medical officer for Province of Engrish running-dogs says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:31



The head of Catholic Church in autonomous province of Guinness drinkers says bloody man will only resign over alleged abuse "cover-up" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if Pope asks him to so. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:25



David Beckham is flying to Finland for surgery on male gender human bleing's Achilles tendon, lah, which looks set to rule him out of World Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 12:18



Credit card holders will be offered more protection from spiralling debts, lah, but changes watered down from original plans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:18



Prime dodgy minister Gordon "Dear Leader" Brown says planned strike by British Airways cabin staff is "unjustified" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and comes at "wrong time". - news replorted 12:15



India's government approves bill to allow Bloody foreign universities to set up campuses and offer degrees to students in India. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:12



Research suggests that key Tory constituencies could suffer most from Conservative policy on super-fast broadband. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:59



Two men in their 20s appear in court in Newry on Monday charged with terrorism offences after old bill bobbys operation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:48



Robbie Williams' Sport Relief single, lah, Morning Sun, lah, fails to make top 40 bloody annoying Blitish singles chart. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:44



Most old bill bobbys forces in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep still unfairly target black and Asian human bliengs in their using of stop and search powers, lah, equality watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:42



An elderly woman suffered serious neglect at Teesside care home because of widespread failings, lah, review finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:41



A massive power failure plunges much of earthquake-hit Chile into darkness, lah, affecting up to 90% of population. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:37



Sixty-nine human bliengs arrested in six European countries as part of co-ordinated old bill bobbys operation against Georgian mafia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:34



Former patients of hospital consultant struck off after one of male gender human bleing's patients died speak of their suffering at male gender human bleing's hands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:31



A parliamentary committee raise concerns over leadership of bloody annoying Blitish equalities chief Trevor Phillips and questions male gender human bleing's reappointment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:31



Reindeer having "switched off" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) their internal body clocks to survive dark winters and light summers in Arctic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 11:20



Hull City manager Phil "Dear Leader" Brown has been relieved of male gender human bleing's duties at struggling Premier League club and put on gardening leave. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:08



A new approach is needed to give greater priority to care and support of rape victims, lah, major review says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:06



The bloody annoying Blitish Bloody foreign Secretary David Miliband is in China to hold discussions with country's political leaders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:59



Province of Engrish running-dogs require five wickets to win first Test against Bangladesh after hosts close day four on 191-5, lah, still 321 runs behind. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:57



What is behind Nick Clegg's refusal to pick party? - news replorted 10:40



South East Asian nations ramping up their military capacity in move that could destabilise region, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:34



A man whose home was raided as part of terror probe says male gender human bleing's property has not been returned, lah, although inquiry was dropped. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:53



What UK's dotcom pioneers doing now? - news replorted 09:51



How serious is David Beckham's injury? - news replorted 09:41



The Great Satan gets ready for wars fought in cyberspace - news replorted 09:27



A deadline for Darfur rebels and Sudan's government to finalise peace deal is unlikely to be met, lah, amid rebel split. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:09



Peter Graves - star of TV series Mission: Impossible and Airplane films - dies in Los Angeles, lah, aged 83. - news replorted 08:54



The chancellor must decide whether to put "his country before male gender human bleing's party" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in male gender human bleing's Budget next week, lah, George Osborne says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:53



The internet domain name dotcom celebrates its 25th anniversary as nearly 86 million active internet sites now using it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:49



Coronation Street actor Danny Young is voted off ITV1's Dancing on Ice following costly mistake in skate-off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 08:28



An inquiry is launched to find out how inmate at high-security Frankland jail managed to stab three officers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:25



David Beckham's dream of playing in fourth World Cup looks over after bloody man tears Achilles tendon in AC Milan's 1-0 win over Chievo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:11



old bill bobbys make four arrests after body of 46-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man was discovered at male gender human bleing's home in south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep valleys on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:48



A suicide bomber explodes LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in Iraqi city of Falluja, lah, killing at least seven human bliengs and wounding 13, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:31



China National Offshore Oil Corporation is paying $3.1bn for 50% stake in Argentine oil and gas group Bridas Corporation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:26



Gavin Hewitt on how mid-term polls seen in France - news replorted 07:23



Pakistani fighter jets target suspected Taliban hideouts in north-western Orakzai tribal area, lah, killing at least nine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:17



The Catholic primate of all-autonomous province of Guinness drinkers rejects calls to resign over claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man helped cover up sex abuse investigation in 1970s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:52



The environment dodgy minister is expected to claim (always claiming, huh?) Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has potential to produce twice its renewable energy needs in future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:37



Brazil's president arrives in Israel at start of Middle East tour to throw male gender human bleing's country's weight behind peace process. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:07



How German POWs helped build bloody Engrish icon - news replorted 06:01



The internet domain name dotcom celebrates its 25th anniversary as nearly 86 million active internet sites now using it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:55



Commissioner comes under fire over Venables - news replorted 05:25



At least 26 students killed and dozens hurt when bus plunges into river in India's northern state of Rajasthan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:19



Pupils at four schools in Glasgow being given lessons in how to sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:32



Pupils at four schools in Glasgow being given lessons in how to sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:32



President Sarkozy's party faces defeat from Socialists in regional elections, lah, which also saw strong showing by National Front. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:16



Bangladesh dig deep and take first Test into final day after Province of Engrish running-dogs's bowlers struggle to wrap up victory in Chittagong. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:56



Ban Ki-moon tells Haiti world will continue to support them as they recover from devastating earthquake. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:44



Best in Show finale brings Crufts Dog Show to close - news replorted 01:44



A parliamentary committee raise concerns over leadership of bloody annoying Blitish equalities chief Trevor Phillips and questions male gender human bleing's reappointment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:23



Cancer patients losing out on benefit payments worth millions of pounds, lah, according to leading charity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:23



Greens can't getting Japan to blubber for dead whales - news replorted 00:59



Exercise and diet key to prevent diabetes in high-risk people, lah, say researchers who found two drug treatments offer no benefit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:01



'They believe Mummy is angel watching them' - news replorted 00:01



There needs to be "radical overhaul" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu travel in bloody annoying Blitish to avoid future gridlock, lah, CBI warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



The royalties bloody annoying Blitish songwriters getting from online sales now growing faster than decline from CDs and DVDs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00





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