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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 yesterday - Ling
Nissan Juke
FULL DETAIL AND ORDERING PAGE
Fuel - Petrol
Paint - Non-metallic
Gearbox - Manual
1.6 i 16v (115bhp) Visia Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Manual (Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1648093
3 year rental
3+35 This means 3 payments upfront then 35 monthly payments.
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car, and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."- Ling
This is Business Contract Purchase... ...what does this mean?
You have title to the car for 3 years, and at the end you can just hand back.
Or, you can buy the car at the end, for a price agreed at the start.
Usually you just rent it and then give it back - and you are free to get another car, or walk away.Your choice. Renting this car is like renting a daily rental car for a longer contract, with an option to buy at the end.
The other main difference with a Contract Purchase is that the car registration doc is in your business name and you just get the first year's road tax free.
Contract Purchase is a beautiful easy product, see?
How many miles do you drive?
10,000
miles per year (30,000 total) (11.4% APR)
£173.00 per month + VAT Final Payment: £5,626.25
15,000
miles per year (45,000 total)
£ get quote I reply quickly!
20,000
miles per year (60,000 total)
£ get quote I reply quickly!
EXTRA CHARGES?
Document Fee: £49.00
Final Document Fee: £207.50
Initial rental is usually paid before delivery, by cheque, card or debit payment. Initial rental is part of cost, and is not a deposit and is not refunded at end of term, just to be clear.
These prices are LIVE! They are accurate. I check prices on my website daily. Occasionally, suppliers may forget to inform me of price changes, adjustments have to be made. I take pride in having the most accurate prices on the web.
3 year rental
QUESTIONS ABOUT
THIS CONTRACT
?
This is a 3 year deal. My offer on this Nissan Juke is on a 3 + 35 profile. You know what this means? I explain: This means that you pay 3 payments of £173.00 (excluding VAT) as initial payment, then you pay 35 payments of £173.00 (excluding VAT) monthly by direct debit. These payments are based on you driving an annual mileage of 10,000 miles per annum.
Anyone you want can drive this Nissan Juke; you just need to insure it and put fuel in the tank. Easy! When your rental finishes, you just walk away... or swap your car for a brand-new one of the same or a different type on a new contract. It's fun to change into a brand new car! It saves washing the old one, hehe.
POWER & SPEED!
Nissan Juke
1.6 i 16v (115bhp) Visia Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Manual
It's got a...
1.6 petrol engine making a huge, massive 115bhp
Engine:This Juke has a rip-roaring multi point fuel injection petrol engine! It has 4 cylinders and 16 valves. This means it kicks out 115bhp and 116 torques (but no one understands what a torque is). Jeremy Clarkson would be proud of me!
Flat out YOU can do
111mph
Gearbox: Crunching away in this sexy Juke is a 5-speed manual gearbox which means you will enjoy speeding along in this Nissan!
Driven
gently
with a
light
right
foot,
you get
44.0mpg
Performance: Hold on to your seatbelts! If you drive flat out, you can scorch from 0-60mph in just 10.6 seconds! If you keep going (downhill, with a following wind, avoiding the radar traps) you will bust 111mph!!! This may affect your licence and getting points means the insurance on this group 11 car might jump!
Foot to the floor 0-60mph 10.6secs
EXCEEDING THE MILEAGE
If you exceed the total mileage then at the end of the rental you pay an additional "excess mileage" charge for these extra miles. It's usually between 4p and 10p per mile.
SERVICING THIS NISSAN JUKE
This car deal does not include servicing.
You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage.
Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage, but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer.
It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements.
Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal. Only heavy users will ever need to replace brake pads, for example.
Because there is no other de-facto ID card in the UK, the finance company always want to see your driving licence - IN YOUR CURRENT ADDRESS as proposed. Most companies want a copy, but some insist on seeing the original.
You can upload a good copy after you order your car. When you copy or scan your licence, make sure it is folded out and shown in full.
For the new-style licence, they want to see both the paper bit and the card.
Faxing the card is bad news because you will look like a Jamaican coal miner. On a fax the image is usually bad. I recommend taking a photo and uploading it. The details and picture need to be very clear, not blurry at all.
To drive this Juke - you need a full driver's licence!
New Nissan Juke 1.6 i 16v (115bhp) Visia Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Manual 3 + 35
What happens when I press "Order Now"?
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car, and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."- Ling
"This is the 3rd car we have taken from Ling in the last 18 months. It's good to know you are dealing with the owner of the business and you are kept up to date from placing the order...
Iain MacPherson, Preston
The process of acquiring my new Nissan Qashqai was both smooth and very professional. Right from the start the communication was first class, all the information I needed was only an...
DANNY WHITELEY, SHEFFIELD
My New Juke
The service, understanding and knowledge LINGsCARS offer their clients is top notch. From visiting the website to taking delivery of my new Nissan Qashqai, my experience was a great...
Your car will be on the LATEST REG PLATE (at time of delivery)...
...unless I tell you otherwise.
Sometimes, near plate-change dates, cars have to be registered on the "old" plate.
In these rare cases, there is no difference to the actual car, it is just numbers on the plastic reg plate.
Most cars can have private plates put on BEFORE delivery.
In these cases I will need the retention certificate with the "nominee" made out to whichever finance company I use.
You can usually change to a private plate AFTER delivery, too - but in this case the finance company may apply a small fee.
You can take the Nissan Juke abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
Delivery of your new Nissan Juke.
I get the car delivered to you at a reasonable address in the UK mainland FOR FREE.
Usually, this is your home or work address.
If you live somewhere like Northern Ireland or the Isle of Wight, I deliver the car to the mainland docks and you collect from there.
Parts of Scotland can also be chargeable.
It is all common sense, really. Cars can be driven, or delivered on trailer, at the discretion of the supplier.
1.6 i 16v (115bhp) Visia Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Manual
(Brand New)
3 year rental
3+35
ORDER NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
10,000
miles per year (30,000 total) (11.4% APR)
£173.00 per month + VAT Final Payment: £5,626.25
15,000
miles per year (45,000 total)
£get quote I reply quickly!
20,000
miles per year (60,000 total)
£get quote I reply quickly!
EXTRA CHARGES?
Document Fee: £49.00
Final Document Fee: £207.50
ORDER NOW! Ling's Deal ID = 1648093
What happens when I press "Order Now"?
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car, and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."- Ling
Cost works out at £9.92 per day including tyres, tax, petrol and servicing
+ VAT
Your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS" includes the rental and the cost of fuel at current average UK rate, doing the combined EC miles per gallon. Running costs also include road tax, they also include a realistic servicing cost and the cost of some replacement tyres.
This means you can have a very accurate estimate of how much the car will actually cost you to run, per day. The only significant thing missing is your insurance cost because I don't know that... only you know that!
138.5
145.9
144.7
CURRENT UK FUEL PRICES
Nissan Juke 1.6 i 16v (115bhp) Visia Hatchback 5dr 1598cc
Petrol
Man
Flat
3 + 35 profile 10,000 miles per annum
you pay... £173.00 excluding VAT per month
My contract does not include tyres, servicing or fuel.
There is a MYTH that repairs can cost more on lease cars. This is not true. Most repairs are tiny and can be done cheaply before your car is returned.EASY!
At the end of the contract, the car will be inspected and returned to the finance company.
Damage will be chargeable, as will excess mileage. But this is all reasonable.
Get all my latest price updates by email with no spam! - Ling
...for my Nissan Juke
Do you need to MOT?
An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!
If your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due = no MOT.
If your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due = MOT needed.
Honest John says: "Now, more than ever, motorists are trying to find people they can trust for their motoring needs. I trust Ling. That is why I have awarded her a Highly Approved Trader (HAT) standard."
What happens when I press "Order Now"?
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car, and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."- Ling
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My Nissan Juke includes...
Anyone you want can drive this Nissan Juke; you just need to insure it and put fuel in the tank. 
You can upload a good copy after you order your car. When you copy or scan your licence, make sure it is folded out and shown in full.
I get the car delivered to you at a reasonable address in the UK mainland 
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