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Car and Vehicle leasing is the leasing of the use of a motor vehicle for a fixed or indefinite period of time. It is commonly offered by dealers as an alternative to car or vehicle purchase. The key difference in a lease is that after the lease expires, the lessee must return the car or vehicle to the dealer or buy it.

Rationale:
Car Leasing offers advantages to both buyers and sellers. For the buyer, lease payments will usually be lower than payments on a car loan would be and qualification is usually easier. Some consumers may prefer leasing as it allows them to simply return a car and select a new model when the lease expires, allowing a consumer to drive a new vehicle every few years without the responsibility of selling the old vehicles. A lessee does not have to worry about the future value of the car or vehicle, while a vehicle owner does.

For the leasor, leasing generates income from a vehicle the leasor still owns and will be able to sell or lease again once the original lease has expired. As consumers will typically use a leased vehicle for a shorter period of time than one they buy outright, leasing may generate repeat customers more quickly, which may fit into various aspects of a dealer\'s business model.

Lease agreement:
Lease agreements typically stipulate an early termination fee and limit the number of miles a lessee can drive (for passenger cars, a common number is 10,000 to 15,000 miles per year of the lease). If the mileage allowance is exceeded, fees may apply. Dealers will typically allow a lessee to negotiate a higher mileage allowance, for a higher lease payment. Car Lease agreements usually specify how much wear on the vehicle is allowable, and the lessee may face a fee if that amount of wear has been exceeded.

The actual car lease payments are calculated very similarly to the way loan payments are, but instead of an APR, the company uses something called the money factor.

At the end of a lease term, the leasee must either return the car or vehicle to the owner or purchase it. The end of lease price is usually agreed upon when the lease is signed.
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NEW Kia Carens 1.6 i 16v (130bhp) S MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1591cc Petrol Met
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£258.49
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Deal ID = 77395
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£270.24
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Deal ID = 63089AX
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£270.24
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Deal ID = 77396
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Deal ID = 74777
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Diesel cost: £23/wk
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Treeco2:159g GFuel45mpg
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Petrol cost: £26/wk
Flat Paint
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Treeco2:174g HFuel39mpg
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Petrol cost: £30/wk
Flat Paint
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Treeco2:193g JFuel34mpg
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Treeco2:193g JFuel34mpg
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NEW Kia Carens 2.0 CRDI (138bhp) GS MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1991cc Diesel Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£298.67
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 64011AX
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£310.04
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Deal ID = 74781
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£310.47
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Deal ID = 74779
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£318.43
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Deal ID = 74780
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Petrol cost: £26/wk
Free Metallic Paint
KIA CARENS
Treeco2:174g HFuel39mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £30/wk
Flat Paint
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Treeco2:193g JFuel34mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £22/wk
Flat Paint
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Treeco2:159g GFuel46mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £30/wk
Free Metallic Paint
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Treeco2:193g JFuel34mpg
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NEW Kia Carens 1.6 i 16v (130bhp) GS MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1591cc Petrol Met
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£318.43
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 75657
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£327.20
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Deal ID = 74782
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£329.18
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Deal ID = 63888AX
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£334.88
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Deal ID = 74783
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Petrol cost: £30/wk
Flat Paint
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Treeco2:193g JFuel34mpg
euroNCAP
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Petrol cost: £30/wk
Free Metallic Paint
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Treeco2:193g JFuel34mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £22/wk
Free Metallic Paint
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Treeco2:159g GFuel46mpg
euroNCAP
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Petrol cost: £31/wk
Flat Paint
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Treeco2:200g JFuel33mpg
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NEW Kia Carens 2.0 (142bhp) GS MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1998cc Petrol Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£335.49
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74786
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£344.28
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Deal ID = 74787
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£351.33
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Deal ID = 74790
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Deal ID = 74788
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Diesel cost: £26/wk
Flat Paint
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Treeco2:189g JFuel39mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £31/wk
Free Metallic Paint
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Treeco2:200g JFuel33mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £26/wk
Free Metallic Paint
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Treeco2:189g JFuel39mpg
euroNCAP
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Diesel cost: £26/wk
Flat Paint
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Treeco2:189g JFuel39mpg
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NEW Kia Carens 2.0 CRDI 16v (138bhp) GS MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1991cc Diesel Flat Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£363.37
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Deal ID = 74784
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£364.25
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Deal ID = 74789
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£371.30
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Deal ID = 74785
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£372.06
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Deal ID = 62959AX
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Diesel cost: £26/wk
Flat Paint
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Treeco2:189g JFuel39mpg
euroNCAP
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Free Metallic Paint
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NEW Kia Carens 2.0 CRDI 8v (138bhp) LS MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1991cc Diesel Flat Auto
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£389.77
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 74791
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£398.33
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Deal ID = 74792
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Kia Carens Kia Carens equipment
(Really, I do my best to list stuff on this Kia, but never 100% accurate.
You MUST check Kia website before relying on this info - Ling)
Kia Carens
S
Spec includes:
Aircon
Alloys
Anti-lock brakes
Body-coloured bumpers
CD Player
Isofix child anchors
Kia Carens
S5
Same as S
Kia Carens
GS
Same as S but adds:
[Car Alarm]
[Front fogs]
[Heated mirrors]
[Item] = Not always present

Kia Carens
GS5
Same as GS
Kia Carens
SR
Same as GS
Kia Carens
LS
Same as GS but minus:
Aircon
adds:
[Aircon (Climate control)]
[Cruise control]
[Parking bleepers]
[Remote radio controls]
[Sunroof (Electric)]
[Item] = Not always present

Kia Carens
S
Spec includes:
Aircon
Alloys
Anti-lock brakes
Body-coloured bumpers
CD Player
Isofix child anchors
Kia Carens
S5
Same as S
Kia Carens
GS
Same as S but adds:
[Car Alarm]
[Front fogs]
[Heated mirrors]
[Item] = Not always present

Kia Carens
GS5
Same as GS
Kia Carens
SR
Same as GS
Kia Carens
LS
Same as GS but minus:
Aircon
adds:
[Aircon (Climate control)]
[Cruise control]
[Parking bleepers]
[Remote radio controls]
[Sunroof (Electric)]
[Item] = Not always present

   

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Reindeer having "switched off" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) their internal body clocks to survive dark winters and light summers in Arctic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 11:20



Hull City manager Phil "Dear Leader" Brown has been relieved of male gender human bleing's duties at struggling Premier League club and put on gardening leave. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:08



The bloody annoying Blitish Bloody foreign Secretary David Miliband is in China to hold discussions with country's political leaders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:59



Province of Engrish running-dogs require five wickets to win first Test against Bangladesh after hosts close day four on 191-5, lah, still 321 runs behind. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:57



What is behind Nick Clegg's refusal to pick party? - news replorted 10:40



South East Asian nations ramping up their military capacity in move that could destabilise region, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:34



A man whose home was raided as part of terror probe says male gender human bleing's property has not been returned, lah, although inquiry was dropped. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:53



What UK's dotcom pioneers doing now? - news replorted 09:51



The Great Satan gets ready for wars fought in cyberspace - news replorted 09:27



A deadline for Darfur rebels and Sudan's government to finalise peace deal is unlikely to be met, lah, amid rebel split. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:09



Peter Graves - star of TV series Mission: Impossible and Airplane films - dies in Los Angeles, lah, aged 83. - news replorted 08:54



The internet domain name dotcom celebrates its 25th anniversary as nearly 86 million active internet sites now using it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:49



Coronation Street actor Danny Young is voted off ITV1's Dancing on Ice following costly mistake in skate-off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 08:28



An inquiry is launched to find out how inmate at high-security Frankland jail managed to stab three officers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:25



David Beckham's dream of playing in fourth World Cup looks over after bloody man tears Achilles tendon in AC Milan's 1-0 win over Chievo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:11



old bill bobbys make four arrests after body of 46-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man was discovered at male gender human bleing's home in south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep valleys on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:48



A suicide bomber explodes LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in Iraqi city of Falluja, lah, killing at least seven human bliengs and wounding 13, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:31



China National Offshore Oil Corporation is paying $3.1bn for 50% stake in Argentine oil and gas group Bridas Corporation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:26



Gavin Hewitt on how mid-term polls seen in France - news replorted 07:23



Pakistani fighter jets target suspected Taliban hideouts in north-western Orakzai tribal area, lah, killing at least nine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:17



The Catholic primate of all-autonomous province of Guinness drinkers rejects calls to resign over claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man helped cover up sex abuse investigation in 1970s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:52



The environment dodgy minister is expected to claim (always claiming, huh?) Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has potential to produce twice its renewable energy needs in future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:37



Brazil's president arrives in Israel at start of Middle East tour to throw male gender human bleing's country's weight behind peace process. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:07



How German POWs helped build bloody Engrish icon - news replorted 06:01



The internet domain name dotcom celebrates its 25th anniversary as nearly 86 million active internet sites now using it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:55



Commissioner comes under fire over Venables - news replorted 05:25



At least 26 students killed and dozens hurt when bus plunges into river in India's northern state of Rajasthan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:19



Pupils at four schools in Glasgow being given lessons in how to sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:32



Pupils at four schools in Glasgow being given lessons in how to sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:32



President Sarkozy's party faces defeat from Socialists in regional elections, lah, which also saw strong showing by National Front. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:16



Bangladesh dig deep and take first Test into final day after Province of Engrish running-dogs's bowlers struggle to wrap up victory in Chittagong. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:56



Ban Ki-moon tells Haiti world will continue to support them as they recover from devastating earthquake. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:44



Best in Show finale brings Crufts Dog Show to close - news replorted 01:44



A parliamentary committee raise concerns over leadership of bloody annoying Blitish equalities chief Trevor Phillips and questions male gender human bleing's reappointment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:23



Cancer patients losing out on benefit payments worth millions of pounds, lah, according to leading charity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:23



Greens can't getting Japan to blubber for dead whales - news replorted 00:59



Exercise and diet key to prevent diabetes in high-risk people, lah, say experts who found two medicines offer no benefit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:01



'They believe Mummy is angel watching them' - news replorted 00:01



There needs to be "radical overhaul" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu travel in bloody annoying Blitish to avoid future gridlock, lah, CBI warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



The royalties bloody annoying Blitish songwriters getting from online sales now growing faster than decline from CDs and DVDs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00




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