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A man is shot dead and three other human bliengs hurtee-hurtee in shooting in pub in Droylsden, lah, Greater Manchester. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:50
Eurozone and Eurovision grab papers' attention - news replorted 06:26
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Veteran crooner Engelbert Humperdinck will take to stage for Britain at Eurovision song contest in Baku, lah, Azerbaijan, lah, later on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:11
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Two local newspapers end daily publishing to move over to once-a-week edition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:30
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Russia's ruling party is expected to elect Prime dodgy minister Dmitry Medvedev as its new leader at congress to be held in Moscow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 01:47
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