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READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:135g E 47mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:135g E 47mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £18/wk co2:134g E 55mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:135g E 47mpg euroNCAP Car Leasing Contract Hire Cheap Car Lease Private Cheap Car Lease Car Leasing Contract Hire NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i-VTEC (98bhp) Type S Hatchback 3dr 1339cc Petrol Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £234.99 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 77390 NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i VTEC 16v (97bhp) Si Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Met 3+35 = 3 yr rent £261.17 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 70143 NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £263.94 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 77379 NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i-VTEC (98bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £267.28 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 64004AX "Stop dealing with the rest and go to the girl you can't understand" - Shaun Hennessy, DT3 6HX  ...1497 letters HERE READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:155g G 42mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:132g E 49mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:135g E 47mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:135g E 47mpg euroNCAP Private Cheap Car Lease Cheap Car Lease Private Cheap Car Lease Cheap Car Lease NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) Si Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Met 3+35 = 3 yr rent £270.73 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 70947 NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i VTEC 16v (98bhp) Type S Hatchback 3dr 1339cc Petrol Flat Auto 3+35 = 3 yr rent £273.02 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 62620AX NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i-VTEC (98bhp) Type S Hatchback 3dr 1339cc Petrol Flat 3+23 = 2 yr rent £273.26 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 61246AX NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i VTEC 16v (97bhp) Si Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £276.55 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 62619AX "Love your site, it cheers us up in the office. Keep up the good wok!" - Mark Rhodes, M30 0UR  ...1497 letters HERE READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:132g E 49mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:132g E 49mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:152g G 42mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:135g E 47mpg euroNCAP Private Cheap Car Lease Private Cheap Car Lease Private Cheap Car Lease Car Leasing Contract Hire NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i VTEC 16v (98bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Flat Auto 3+35 = 3 yr rent £282.95 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 63084AX NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i VTEC 16v (98bhp) Type S Hatchback 3dr 1339cc Petrol Met Auto 3+35 = 3 yr rent £283.18 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74678 NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £287.82 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 23436AX NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i-VTEC (98bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Flat 3+23 = 2 yr rent £290.55 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 61238AX "Thank you Ling for making a tedious job dead easy" - Gary Grundill, LA13 9PL  ...1497 letters HERE READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:135g E 47mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:132g E 49mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:132g E 49mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £19/wk co2:139g E 53mpg euroNCAP Car Leasing Contract Hire Car Leasing Contract Hire Private Cheap Car Lease Car Leasing Contract Hire NEW Honda Civic 1.4 I VTEC 16v (98bhp) Si-T Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Met 3+35 = 3 yr rent £292.01 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 77494 NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i VTEC 16v (97bhp) Si Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Flat Auto 3+35 = 3 yr rent £292.42 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 63526AX NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i VTEC 16v (98bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Met Auto 3+35 = 3 yr rent £292.58 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74687 NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) Si Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel Met 3+35 = 3 yr rent £293.36 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 77495 "Absolutely no problems at all dealing with Ling" - Wayne Langridge, WS12 3TX  ...1497 letters HERE READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:132g E 49mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:135g E 47mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:152g G 42mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:135g E 47mpg euroNCAP Private Cheap Car Lease Cheap Car Lease Car Leasing Contract Hire Private Cheap Car Lease NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i VTEC 16v (98bhp) Type S Hatchback 3dr 1339cc Petrol Flat Auto 3+23 = 2 yr rent £293.83 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 61247AX NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i VTEC 16v (97bhp) Si Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Flat 3+23 = 2 yr rent £296.61 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 61242AX NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Met 3+35 = 3 yr rent £297.28 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74699 NEW Honda Civic 1.4 I VTEC 16v (98bhp) Si-T Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £297.59 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 77544AX "We had a very quick and efficient response to everything" - Mike Morgan, Willow Developments  ...1497 letters HERE READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:132g E 49mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:155g G 42mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:132g E 49mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:155g G 42mpg euroNCAP Private Cheap Car Lease Cheap Car Lease Cheap Car Lease Private Cheap Car Lease NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i VTEC 16v (97bhp) Si Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Met Auto 3+35 = 3 yr rent £298.45 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74690 NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) Si Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £299.07 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 70201AX NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i VTEC 16v (98bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Flat Auto 3+23 = 2 yr rent £309.22 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 61240AX NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) ES Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £309.40 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 63527AX "Highly recommended! Brilliant service" - Martin Lonsdale, WA11 9QY  ...1497 letters HERE READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:155g G 42mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:155g G 42mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:152g G 42mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:132g E 49mpg euroNCAP Cheap Car Lease Car Leasing Contract Hire Cheap Car Lease Cheap Car Lease NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) Type S GT Hatchback 3dr 1799cc Petrol Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £310.96 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 63529AX NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) ES GT Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £312.26 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74701 NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Flat 3+23 = 2 yr rent £312.60 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 61253AX NEW Honda Civic 1.4 i VTEC 16v (97bhp) Si Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Flat Auto 3+23 = 2 yr rent £315.62 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 61244AX "I enjoy browsing Ling's website in my cell. Thanks for lunch" - S Hussain, Baghdad  ...1497 letters HERE READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £21/wk co2:135g E 47mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:155g G 42mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:155g G 42mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £18/wk co2:134g E 55mpg euroNCAP Private Cheap Car Lease Car Leasing Contract Hire Car Leasing Contract Hire Cheap Car Lease NEW Honda Civic 1.4 I VTEC 16v (98bhp) Si-T Hatchback 5dr 1339cc Petrol Flat 3+23 = 2 yr rent £320.29 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 77543AX NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) ES GT Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Met 3+35 = 3 yr rent £320.78 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74702 NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) Si Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Flat 3+23 = 2 yr rent £322.43 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 70200AX NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £322.84 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 55624AX "One of the easiest purchases/transactions I have ever done" - Perry Harris, HP17 8SL  ...1497 letters HERE READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £19/wk co2:139g E 53mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £26/wk co2:165g G 39mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £18/wk co2:134g E 55mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £23/wk co2:152g G 44mpg euroNCAP Car Leasing Contract Hire Cheap Car Lease Car Leasing Contract Hire Private Cheap Car Lease NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) Si-T Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel Met 3+35 = 3 yr rent £324.29 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 77496 NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Flat Auto 3+35 = 3 yr rent £326.40 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 64006AX NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel Met 3+35 = 3 yr rent £327.83 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74688 NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) Type S GT Hatchback 3dr 1799cc Petrol Flat Auto 3+35 = 3 yr rent £329.95 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 62621AX "I ordered a new red Fiat Punto, and got a Ferrari!" - Michael Schumaker, Monaco  ...1497 letters HERE READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £19/wk co2:139g E 53mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £26/wk co2:165g G 39mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:155g G 42mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:155g G 42mpg euroNCAP Private Cheap Car Lease Private Cheap Car Lease Private Cheap Car Lease Cheap Car Lease NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) Si Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £333.72 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 70203AX NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Met Auto 3+35 = 3 yr rent £336.05 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74700 NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) Type S GT Hatchback 3dr 1799cc Petrol Flat 3+23 = 2 yr rent £337.20 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 61256AX NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) ES Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Flat 3+23 = 2 yr rent £337.55 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 67816AX "Are all the people in China mental?" - Jamie Stapleton, BN13 2PP  ...1497 letters HERE READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £23/wk co2:152g G 44mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £19/wk co2:139g E 53mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £18/wk co2:136g E 55mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £18/wk co2:136g E 55mpg euroNCAP Cheap Car Lease Cheap Car Lease Cheap Car Lease Private Cheap Car Lease NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) Type S GT Hatchback 3dr 1799cc Petrol Met Auto 3+35 = 3 yr rent £340.75 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74680 NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) ES GT Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £342.34 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74705 NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) Type S Hatchback 3dr 2204cc Diesel Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £343.45 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 57536AX NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) Type S Hatchback 3dr 2204cc Diesel Met 3+35 = 3 yr rent £344.28 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74685 "Your service was first class and brilliant value for money" - Colin Robertson, BA2 3RX  ...1497 letters HERE READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £19/wk co2:139g E 53mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £19/wk co2:139g E 53mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £19/wk co2:139g E 53mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £27/wk co2:169g H 38mpg euroNCAP Cheap Car Lease Cheap Car Lease Private Cheap Car Lease Car Leasing Contract Hire NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) ES Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £344.37 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 56537AX NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) ES GT Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel Met 3+35 = 3 yr rent £350.15 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74706 NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) Si-T Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £352.27 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 77546AX NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) ES Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Flat Auto 3+35 = 3 yr rent £354.90 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 63085AX "Very easy to deal with and fantastic service" - Dr. M Humzah, P+D Surgery  ...1497 letters HERE READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £27/wk co2:169g H 38mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:155g G 42mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £27/wk co2:169g H 38mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Petrol cost: £24/wk co2:155g G 42mpg euroNCAP Private Cheap Car Lease Cheap Car Lease Private Cheap Car Lease Cheap Car Lease NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) ES GT Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Flat Auto 3+35 = 3 yr rent £356.88 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74703 NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) EX Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £363.91 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74693 NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) ES GT Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Met Auto 3+35 = 3 yr rent £365.43 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74704 NEW Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (138bhp) EX Hatchback 5dr 1799cc Petrol Met 3+35 = 3 yr rent £372.48 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74694 "I haven't laughed at a business site before - well done!" - Nick Barnes, BCN Telecomms  ...1497 letters HERE READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £19/wk co2:139g E 53mpg euroNCAP READ; 34 Civic letters!      Diesel cost: £19/wk co2:139g E 53mpg euroNCAP         Cheap Car Lease Car Leasing Contract Hire NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) EX GT Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel Flat 3+35 = 3 yr rent £386.21 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74697 NEW Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) EX GT Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel Met 3+35 = 3 yr rent £394.80 per month inc VAT Deal ID = 74698                 "It's a very fresh "no pressure" approach and well priced deals" - Peter Ferrary, NE15 0NG  ...1497 letters HERE ...want to know what it's got?   Honda Civic equipment (Really, I do my best to list stuff on this Honda, but never 100% accurate. You MUST check Honda website before relying on this info - Ling) Honda Civic S Spec includes: Anti-lock brakes Body-coloured bumpers Car Alarm Heated mirrors Isofix child anchors Steel wheels Traction control Honda Civic Sport Same as S but minus: Steel wheels adds: Aircon (Climate control) Alloys CD Player [Front fogs] Headlight washers Remote radio controls [Item] = Not always present Honda Civic ES Same as Sport but minus: Headlight washers adds: Cruise control [Leather seats] Sunroof (Electric) [Item] = Not always present Honda Civic ES GT Same as ES but adds: Headlight washers Parking bleepers Sat Nav Honda Civic SE Same as ES GT but minus: Alloys Cruise control Front fogs Headlight washers Parking bleepers Sunroof (Electric) adds: [Heated seats] [Leather seats] [Steel wheels] [Telephone] [Item] = Not always present Honda Civic SE+ Same as SE Honda Civic LE Same as SE Honda Civic EX GT Same as SE but adds: Cruise control Front fogs Headlight washers Parking bleepers Sunroof (Electric) Honda Civic EX Same as EX GT but adds: [Telephone] [Item] = Not always present Honda Civic Type S Same as EX but minus: Cruise control Front fogs adds: Electric seat (Driver) Electric seat (Pass) Honda Civic Type S GT Same as Type S but adds: Cruise control Front fogs Sunroof (Electric) Honda Civic S Spec includes: Anti-lock brakes Body-coloured bumpers Car Alarm Heated mirrors Isofix child anchors Steel wheels Traction control Honda Civic Sport Same as S but minus: Steel wheels adds: Aircon (Climate control) Alloys CD Player [Front fogs] Headlight washers Remote radio controls [Item] = Not always present Honda Civic SE-T Same as Sport but minus: Headlight washers adds: Sat Nav Honda Civic Si Same as SE-T but minus: Sat Nav adds: Front fogs Leather seats Partial leather seats Honda Civic ES Same as Si but adds: Cruise control Sunroof (Electric) Honda Civic ES-T Same as ES but adds: Sat Nav Honda Civic ES GT Same as ES-T but adds: Headlight washers Parking bleepers Honda Civic Si-T Same as ES GT but minus: Cruise control Headlight washers Leather seats Parking bleepers Sunroof (Electric) adds: Leather seats Partial leather seats Honda Civic Type S-T Same as Si-T but minus: Front fogs adds: Electric seat (Driver) Electric seat (Pass) Honda Civic SE Same as Type S-T but minus: Alloys Electric seat (Driver) Electric seat (Pass) adds: [Heated seats] [Steel wheels] [Telephone] [Item] = Not always present Honda Civic SE+ Same as SE Honda Civic LE Same as SE Honda Civic EX GT Same as SE but adds: Cruise control Front fogs Headlight washers Parking bleepers Sunroof (Electric) Honda Civic Type S GT-T Same as EX GT but minus: Headlight washers Heated seats Parking bleepers adds: Electric seat (Driver) Electric seat (Pass) Honda Civic EX Same as Type S GT-T but minus: Electric seat (Driver) Electric seat (Pass) adds: [Headlight washers] [Heated seats] [Parking bleepers] [Telephone] [Item] = Not always present Honda Civic Type S Same as EX but minus: Cruise control Front fogs adds: Electric seat (Driver) Electric seat (Pass) Honda Civic Type S GT Same as Type S but adds: Cruise control Front fogs Sunroof (Electric)     ...also worth to look at the cars in the scrolly-bar below! Mercedes M-Class £599.24 /mth inc VAT inc everything "C-C-C-C-Cheap!" Citroen C3 (old shape) £164.49 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Damian Hirst cheap!" Audi A3 Cabriolet £323.11 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Brilliantly cheap!" Chevrolet Captiva £305.49 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Just bloody cheap!" Citroen C4 Coupe £234.99 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Frightningly cheap!" Vauxhall Astra VXR £287.86 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Frightningly cheap!" Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch £256.14 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Frightningly cheap!" Audi A4 Saloon £382.89 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Damian Hirst cheap!" Ford Fiesta £205.61 /mth inc VAT inc everything "This is so cheap!" Vauxhall Corsa VXR £234.99 /mth inc VAT inc everything "So cheap it squeaks!" Skoda Fabia £175.06 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Pungently cheap!" Ford Fiesta £211.49 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Gobblingly cheap!" Mazda 2 £173.90 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Pungently cheap!" Citroen DS3 £234.96 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Cheap as chips!" Land Rover Freelander 2 £360.71 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Brilliantly cheap!" Toyota Prius £309.01 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Gruesomely cheap!" Skoda Yeti £277.29 /mth inc VAT inc everything "So cheap it squeaks!" Nissan Pixo £140.10 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Pungently cheap!" Ford Fiesta £175.06 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Pungently cheap!" Skoda Superb Estate £319.29 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Ryanair cheap!" Volkswagen Golf £281.99 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Cheap as chips!" Vauxhall Astra Twintop £258.49 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Just bloody cheap!" Skoda Octavia vRS £287.86 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Cheap as chips!" Chevrolet Captiva £336.04 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Pungently cheap!" Vauxhall Insignia £311.36 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Ryanair cheap!" Skoda Superb £247.91 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Grabbingly cheap!" Vauxhall Zafira £229.11 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Orgasmically cheap!" Alfa Romeo Mito £281.99 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Ryanair cheap!" Peugeot 308 £232.22 /mth inc VAT inc everything "So cheap it hurts!" Toyota Aygo £173.99 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Gruesomely cheap!" Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch £211.49 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Grabbingly cheap!" Ford Fiesta £186.81 /mth inc VAT inc everything "So cheap it squeaks!" Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch £193.86 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Brilliantly cheap!" Mini Cooper £265.86 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Too cheap for my site!" Ford Mondeo £323.11 /mth inc VAT inc everything "Astonishingly cheap!"   EXTRA CHEAP!   EXTRA CHEAP! If you can't find the deal or car you're looking for, use the tools below or request a bespoke leasing quote! CAR-U-LIKE-ATOR Play with my fruit machine petrol pump and see which cars it chooses for you! Request car lease Quote Fill in my quote request form and I'll do my best to find a cheap car to match your requirement! Leasing Price List I have over 500 lease cars on my price list. View it here (it may be easier to print onto paper)! Top 20 Lease Cars View my Top Of The Pops and see which leasing cars are the current best sellers. This may inspire you! Live Chat If all else fails contact me during office hours for an online chat about your car. ...how it works! 1) Choose a car to lease or get a quote 2) Fill in online car leasing proposal form 3) Get accepted for contract hire finance 4) Sign an lease order form 5) Complete posted documents 6) Take lease delivery, like Chinese takeaway 7) Drive and show off & impress stupid friends 8) After a few years, order a new lease car or walk away... you have no commitment! PEOPLE OF BRITAIN ...you can trust me, I AM LING!	CLICK! See 214 clients live in LINGO! CLICK to VIEW! Online Service Response Times Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery   55 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL' ...LING REPLIES IN:   HRS : MINUTES sec     159 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER' ...LING REPLIES IN:   HRS : MINUTES sec   Customers use my secure LINGO management system. Response times above based on last 4 hour period between 9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri -Ling No Waiting   MINI BLOG   NO FM CAR RADIO IN 2015 Posted: 04/03/10 Comments ( 0 ) Listening to the radio in our cars is something we all take for granted. Every car these days comes with a good quality radio, and... READ MORE I am GAY ICON! WoW! Posted: 04/02/10 Comments ( 1 ) How amazing! I have my first Civil Partnership couple, both applying a car EACH! That was two weeks ago; the sensible one has alre... READ MORE I am the Viz UK business ambassador! Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum! Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly! ...so, you know who I am - Ling THE UK's FAVOURITE CAR LEASING WEBSITE! Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD LING World Headquarters Vance Business Park Gateshead, NE11 9NE Tel 0191 460 9444 Fax 0870 486 1130 sales@LINGsCARS.com I prefer email to phone - Ling VAT No: 866 0241 30 Co Reg No: 6178634 Consumer Credit Licence: 624022 Data Protection No: Z1098490 Best Before: 17/08/2007   Latest BBC NEWS from LING in CHINGLISH! LATEST: Gordon "Dear Leader" Brown says bloody man wantings to "keep going", lah, after being asked if bloody man would resign if Labour failed to win general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:52 LATEST: Children's Secretary Ed Balls criticises children's commissioner for "ill advised" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) written-down messages on dead tree about James Bulger's killers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:47 Governments need to crack down on illegal trade in tiger parts if big cats to be saved from extinction, lah, UN warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:47 South African judge convicts ANC official Julius Malema of hate speech for insulting woman who accused Jacob Zuma of rape. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:26 EU Bloody foreign policy chief Catherine Ashton begins Middle East tour amid tension over Israeli housing project in East Jerusalem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:22 A victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of serial abuser Fr Brendan Smyth calls on head of Catholic Church in Ireland, lah, Cardinal Sean Brady, lah, to resign. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:21 Thailand's prime dodgy minister rejects protesters' demands for male gender human bleing's resignation, lah, as red-shirt rallies continue in Bangkok. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 13:17 Friends actor David Schwimmer is to marry male gender human bleing's British photographer girlfriend Zoe Buckman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:15 The chief executive of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Water is to give quarter of male gender human bleing's annual bonus to charity, lah, bloody man announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:13 The pay of university heads has soared with some now earning more than prime minister, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:12 Teenagers, lah, Shakespeare and Lady Gaga - news replorted 12:40 Virgin Atlantic is creating 200 jobs with opening of new clustomler service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:38 Fitness tests should be introduced for children in secondary schools to help make human bliengs more active, lah, chief medical officer for Province of Engrish running-dogs says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:31 The head of Catholic Church in autonomous province of Guinness drinkers says bloody man will only resign over alleged abuse "cover-up" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if Pope asks him to so. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:25 David Beckham is flying to Finland for surgery on male gender human bleing's Achilles tendon, lah, which looks set to rule him out of World Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 12:18 Credit card holders will be offered more protection from spiralling debts, lah, but changes watered down from original plans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:18 Prime dodgy minister Gordon "Dear Leader" Brown says planned strike by British Airways cabin staff is "unjustified" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and comes at "wrong time". - news replorted 12:15 India's government approves bill to allow Bloody foreign universities to set up campuses and offer degrees to students in India. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:12 Research suggests that key Tory constituencies could suffer most from Conservative policy on super-fast broadband. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:59 Two men in their 20s appear in court in Newry on Monday charged with terrorism offences after old bill bobbys operation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:48 Robbie Williams' Sport Relief single, lah, Morning Sun, lah, fails to make top 40 bloody annoying Blitish singles chart. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:44 Most old bill bobbys forces in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep still unfairly target black and Asian human bliengs in their using of stop and search powers, lah, equality watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:42 An elderly woman suffered serious neglect at Teesside care home because of widespread failings, lah, review finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:41 A second person is held over death of couple who were killed when fire in mobility scooter spread to their home in Rugby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:40 A massive power failure plunges much of earthquake-ravage Chile into darkness, lah, affecting up to 90% of population. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:37 Sixty-nine human bliengs arrested in six European countries as part of co-ordinated old bill bobbys operation against Georgian mafia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:34 Former patients of hospital consultant struck off after one of male gender human bleing's patients died speak of their suffering at male gender human bleing's hands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:31 A parliamentary committee raise concerns over leadership of bloody annoying Blitish equalities chief Trevor Phillips and questions male gender human bleing's reappointment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:31 Reindeer having "switched off" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) their internal body clocks to survive dark winters and light summers in Arctic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 11:20 Hull City manager Phil "Dear Leader" Brown has been relieved of male gender human bleing's duties at struggling Premier League club and put on gardening leave. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:08 A new approach is needed to give greater priority to care and support of rape victims, lah, major review says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:06 The bloody annoying Blitish Bloody foreign Secretary David Miliband is in China to hold discussions with country's political leaders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:59 Province of Engrish running-dogs require five wickets to win first Test against Bangladesh after hosts close day four on 191-5, lah, still 321 runs behind. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:57 A settlements row has sunk US-Israeli relations to their lowest point for 35 years, lah, top Israeli envoy is quoted as saying. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:55 What is behind Nick Clegg's refusal to pick party? - news replorted 10:40 South East Asian nations ramping up their military capacity in move that could destabilise region, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:34 A man whose home was raided as part of terror probe says male gender human bleing's property has not been returned, lah, although inquiry was dropped. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:53 What UK's dotcom pioneers doing now? - news replorted 09:51 How serious is David Beckham's injury? - news replorted 09:41 The Great Satan gets ready for wars fought in cyberspace - news replorted 09:27 A deadline for Darfur rebels and Sudan's government to finalise peace deal is unlikely to be met, lah, amid rebel split. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:09 Peter Graves - star of TV series Mission: Impossible and Airplane films - dies in Los Angeles, lah, aged 83. - news replorted 08:54 The chancellor must decide whether to put "his country before male gender human bleing's party" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in male gender human bleing's Budget next week, lah, George Osborne says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:53 The internet domain name dotcom celebrates its 25th anniversary as nearly 86 million active internet sites now using it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:49 Coronation Street actor Danny Young is voted off ITV1's Dancing on Ice following costly mistake in skate-off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 08:28 An inquiry is launched to find out how inmate at high-security Frankland jail managed to stab three officers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:25 David Beckham's dream of playing in fourth World Cup looks over after bloody man tears Achilles tendon in AC Milan's 1-0 win over Chievo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:11 old bill bobbys make four arrests after body of 46-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man was discovered at male gender human bleing's home in south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep valleys on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:48 A suicide bomber explodes LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in Iraqi city of Falluja, lah, killing at least seven human bliengs and wounding 13, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:31 China National Offshore Oil Corporation is paying $3.1bn for 50% stake in Argentine oil and gas group Bridas Corporation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:26 Gavin Hewitt on how mid-term polls seen in France - news replorted 07:23 Pakistani fighter jets target suspected Taliban hideouts in north-western Orakzai tribal area, lah, killing at least nine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:17 The Catholic primate of all-autonomous province of Guinness drinkers rejects calls to resign over claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man helped cover up sex abuse investigation in 1970s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:52 The environment dodgy minister is expected to claim (always claiming, huh?) Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has potential to produce twice its renewable energy needs in future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:37 Brazil's president arrives in Israel at start of Middle East tour to throw male gender human bleing's country's weight behind peace process. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:07 How German POWs helped build bloody Engrish icon - news replorted 06:01 The internet domain name dotcom celebrates its 25th anniversary as nearly 86 million active internet sites now using it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:55 Commissioner comes under fire over Venables - news replorted 05:25 At least 26 students killed and dozens hurt when bus plunges into river in India's northern state of Rajasthan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:19 Pupils at four schools in Glasgow being given lessons in how to sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:32 Pupils at four schools in Glasgow being given lessons in how to sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:32 President Sarkozy's party faces defeat from Socialists in regional elections, lah, which also saw strong showing by National Front. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:16 Bangladesh dig deep and take first Test into final day after Province of Engrish running-dogs's bowlers struggle to wrap up victory in Chittagong. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:56 Ban Ki-moon tells Haiti world will continue to support them as they recover from devastating earthquake. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:44 Best in Show finale brings Crufts Dog Show to close - news replorted 01:44 A parliamentary committee raise concerns over leadership of bloody annoying Blitish equalities chief Trevor Phillips and questions male gender human bleing's reappointment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:23 Cancer patients losing out on benefit payments worth millions of pounds, lah, according to leading charity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:23 Greens can't getting Japan to blubber for dead whales - news replorted 00:59 Exercise and diet key to prevent diabetes in high-risk people, lah, say researchers who found two drug treatments offer no benefit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:01 'They believe Mummy is angel watching them' - news replorted 00:01 There needs to be "radical overhaul" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu travel in bloody annoying Blitish to avoid future gridlock, lah, CBI warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00 The royalties bloody annoying Blitish songwriters getting from online sales now growing faster than decline from CDs and DVDs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00 Citroen 2CV dance! Funny car leasing TV ads! Road Safety! Funny car leasing TV ads! Read my customer letters! Click on your own NAME and read letters from customers called the same name ...hehe! 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