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Car and Vehicle leasing is the leasing of the use of a motor vehicle for a fixed or indefinite period of time. It is commonly offered by dealers as an alternative to car or vehicle purchase. The key difference in a lease is that after the lease expires, the lessee must return the car or vehicle to the dealer or buy it.

Rationale:
Car Leasing offers advantages to both buyers and sellers. For the buyer, lease payments will usually be lower than payments on a car loan would be and qualification is usually easier. Some consumers may prefer leasing as it allows them to simply return a car and select a new model when the lease expires, allowing a consumer to drive a new vehicle every few years without the responsibility of selling the old vehicles. A lessee does not have to worry about the future value of the car or vehicle, while a vehicle owner does.

For the leasor, leasing generates income from a vehicle the leasor still owns and will be able to sell or lease again once the original lease has expired. As consumers will typically use a leased vehicle for a shorter period of time than one they buy outright, leasing may generate repeat customers more quickly, which may fit into various aspects of a dealer\'s business model.

Lease agreement:
Lease agreements typically stipulate an early termination fee and limit the number of miles a lessee can drive (for passenger cars, a common number is 10,000 to 15,000 miles per year of the lease). If the mileage allowance is exceeded, fees may apply. Dealers will typically allow a lessee to negotiate a higher mileage allowance, for a higher lease payment. Car Lease agreements usually specify how much wear on the vehicle is allowable, and the lessee may face a fee if that amount of wear has been exceeded.

The actual car lease payments are calculated very similarly to the way loan payments are, but instead of an APR, the company uses something called the money factor.

At the end of a lease term, the leasee must either return the car or vehicle to the owner or purchase it. The end of lease price is usually agreed upon when the lease is signed.
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Treeco2:192g JFuel34mpg
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NEW Honda CR-V 2.0 i-VTEC (147bhp) SE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1997cc Petrol Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£388.67
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Deal ID = 56060AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£408.48
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Deal ID = 57007AX
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£412.35
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Deal ID = 55519AX
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£417.78
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Treeco2:195g JFuel34mpg
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Treeco2:173g HFuel43mpg
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Treeco2:192g JFuel34mpg
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Treeco2:195g JFuel34mpg
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NEW Honda CR-V 2.0 i VTEC 16v (147bhp) ES 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1997cc Petrol Flat Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£432.21
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Deal ID = 55516AX
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£441.57
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Deal ID = 63086AX
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£450.21
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Deal ID = 55515AX
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Treeco2:173g HFuel43mpg
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Treeco2:195g JFuel34mpg
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NEW Honda CR-V 2.0 i-VTEC (147bhp) EX 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1997cc Petrol Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£475.22
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 55517AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£498.49
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HONDA CR-V
Treeco2:173g HFuel43mpg
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Customer Letter READ; 12 CR-V letters!     
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Flat Paint
HONDA CR-V
Treeco2:171g HFuel43mpg
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Honda CR-V Honda CR-V equipment
(Really, I do my best to list stuff on this Honda, but never 100% accurate.
You MUST check Honda website before relying on this info - Ling)
Honda CR-V
SE
Spec includes:
Aircon
Anti-lock brakes
Body-coloured bumpers
CD Player
Car Alarm
Heated mirrors
Isofix child anchors
Remote radio controls
Steel wheels
Traction control
Honda CR-V
SE+
Same as SE but minus:
Steel wheels
adds:
Alloys
Honda CR-V
ES
Same as SE but minus:
Aircon
Steel wheels
adds:
Aircon (Climate control)
Alloys
Cruise control
Front fogs
Headlight washers
Parking bleepers
[Sat Nav]
[Item] = Not always present

Honda CR-V
EX
Same as ES but adds:
Electric seat (Driver)
Heated seats
Leather seats
Sunroof (Electric)
Honda CR-V
SE
Spec includes:
Aircon
[Alloys]
Anti-lock brakes
[Body-coloured bumpers]
CD Player
Car Alarm
Heated mirrors
Isofix child anchors
Remote radio controls
[Steel wheels]
Traction control
[Item] = Not always present
Honda CR-V
SE+
Same as SE

Honda CR-V
SET
Same as SE but adds:
Sat Nav
Honda CR-V
EST
Same as SET but minus:
Aircon
adds:
Aircon (Climate control)
Cruise control
Front fogs
Headlight washers
Heated seats
Leather seats
Parking bleepers
Partial leather seats
Honda CR-V
ES
Same as EST but adds:
[Body-coloured bumpers]
[Item] = Not always present

Honda CR-V
EX
Same as ES but adds:
Electric seat (Driver)
Sunroof (Electric)
Honda CR-V
ESK
Same as EX
 

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Ford Ka & a cat!

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Mazda Pick-Up!

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My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Get a Trunk Monkey!

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Thanks for taking the time to look at my headline cars. Please note I can quote on any car on Contract Hire, PCP, or any Lease Cars or Lease Hire. In fact I can supply any kind of car leasing. Leasing is a very general term. However, Contract Hire and PCP are by far my favourite products and my customers' favourite products too! The rest can be a little confusing although in a few (business) cases can be appropriate.
I publish all the best and cheapest deals I can source, above; so most bespoke quotes will by their nature be slightly more expensive. - Ling
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