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The 7-seater Ford S-Max is the first vehicle to feature Ford's Kinetic Design styling. On Ford 's S-Max, Kinetic Design includes angular headlights, twin trapezoidal grilles, and large wheelarches. One major selling point of the S-Max is its "FoldFlatSystem". This design allows the second and third-row seats to fold flat into the floor. S-Max in Titanium edition There are three derivatives of the Ford S-Max; Edge, Zetec, and the high-end Titanium. Ford have stated that around fifty per cent of all S-Max buyers choose Titanium specification. In February 2008, Ford announced that the Ford S-Max will be made available with a new Titanium S series trim. This model aims to add an even more 'sporty character' than the current Titanium series. In March 2008, a powerful 2.2 175PS TDCi common-rail diesel will be added to Titanium series and will deliver accleration from 0-60 mph in 9.0 seconds.
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Diesel cost: £22/wk
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Diesel cost: £21/wk
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NEW Ford S-Max 2.0 TDCi 16v (138bhp) Titanium MPV 5dr 1997cc Diesel Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£427.85
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118158AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£436.17
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118162AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£437.86
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Deal ID = 118154AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£441.87
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Deal ID = 118156AX
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Diesel cost: £21/wk
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Treeco2:152g GG Fuel49mpg
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Diesel cost: £22/wk
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Treeco2:189g JJ Fuel35mpg
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NEW Ford S-Max 2.0 TDCi 16v (160bhp) Titanium MPV 5dr 1997cc Diesel Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£447.38
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118164AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£454.76
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Deal ID = 118160AX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£461.08
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118161AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£469.34
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118146AX
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Diesel cost: £22/wk
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Treeco2:159g GG Fuel47mpg
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Diesel cost: £21/wk
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Treeco2:152g GG Fuel49mpg
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Diesel cost: £22/wk
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Treeco2:159g GG Fuel47mpg
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NEW Ford S-Max 2.0 TDCi 16v (138bhp) Titanium MPV 5dr 1997cc Diesel Flat
3+23 = 2 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£469.59
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118157AX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£470.33
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118153AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£473.18
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118166AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£492.91
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118148AX
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Diesel cost: £21/wk
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Treeco2:152g GG Fuel49mpg
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Diesel cost: £22/wk
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Treeco2:159g GG Fuel47mpg
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Petrol cost: £29/wk
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Treeco2:189g JJ Fuel35mpg
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Diesel cost: £22/wk
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NEW Ford S-Max 2.0 TDCi 16v (160bhp) Titanium MPV 5dr 1997cc Diesel Flat
3+23 = 2 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£493.21
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118163AX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£493.82
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118155AX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£494.56
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118145AX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£500.79
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118159AX
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Diesel cost: £21/wk
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Treeco2:152g GG Fuel49mpg
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Diesel cost: £25/wk
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Treeco2:174g HH Fuel42mpg
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Petrol cost: £29/wk
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Treeco2:189g JJ Fuel35mpg
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Petrol cost: £30/wk
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NEW Ford S-Max 2.0 TDCi 16v (160bhp) Titanium X Sport MPV 5dr 1997cc Diesel Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£502.58
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118168AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£505.00
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118172AX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£511.23
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118147AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£518.94
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118150AX
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Diesel cost: £22/wk
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FORD S-MAX
Treeco2:159g GG Fuel47mpg
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Diesel cost: £22/wk
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Diesel cost: £25/wk
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Diesel cost: £21/wk
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NEW Ford S-Max 2.0 TDCi 16v (160bhp) Titanium MPV 5dr 1997cc Diesel Flat Auto
3+23 = 2 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£523.15
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118165AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£528.32
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118170AX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£544.95
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118171AX
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£552.74
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118167AX
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Petrol cost: £30/wk
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Treeco2:189g JJ Fuel34mpg
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Petrol cost: £30/wk
Flat Paint
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Diesel cost: £22/wk
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Petrol cost: £30/wk
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NEW Ford S-Max 2.0 i 16v (200bhp) EcoBoost Titanium X Sport MPV 5dr 1999cc Petrol Flat Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£564.69
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118152AX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£572.10
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118149AX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£583.56
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118169AX
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£644.53
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 118151AX
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Ford S-Max Ford S-Max equipment
(Really, I do my best to list stuff on this Ford, but never 100% accurate.
You MUST check Ford website before relying on this info - Ling)
Ford S-Max
LX
Spec includes:
Aircon
Anti-lock brakes
Body-coloured bumpers
CD Player
Car Alarm
Cloth seat
Front fogs
Heated mirrors
Isofix child anchors
Remote radio controls
Steel wheels
Ford S-Max
Edge
Same as LX but adds:
Traction control
Ford S-Max
Zetec
Same as Edge but minus:
Aircon
Steel wheels
adds:
[Aircon (Climate control)]
[Alloys]
[Electric seat (Driver)]
[Parking bleepers]
[Sports seats]
[Telephone]
[Item] = Not always present
Ford S-Max
Titanium X Sport
Same as Zetec but minus:
Traction control
adds:
Cruise control
Headlight washers
Partial leather seats
Ford S-Max
Titanium
Same as Titanium X Sport but minus:
CD Player
Headlight washers
adds:
[Aircon (Climate control)]
[Body-coloured bumpers]
[CD Player Multichanger]
Cloth seat
[Isofix child anchors]
[Traction control]
[Item] = Not always present
Ford S-Max
Titanium Individual
Same as Titanium but minus:
Partial leather seats
adds:
Electric seat (Pass)
Headlight washers
Heated seats
Leather seats
   

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Thanks for taking the time to look at my headline cars. Please note I can quote on any car on Contract Hire, PCP, or any Lease Cars or Lease Hire. In fact I can supply any kind of car leasing. Leasing is a very general term. However, Contract Hire and PCP are by far my favourite products and my customers' favourite products too! The rest can be a little confusing although in a few (business) cases can be appropriate.
I publish all the best and cheapest deals I can source, above; so most bespoke quotes will by their nature be slightly more expensive. - Ling
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