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Car and Vehicle leasing is the leasing of the use of a motor vehicle for a fixed or indefinite period of time. It is commonly offered by dealers as an alternative to car or vehicle purchase. The key difference in a lease is that after the lease expires, the lessee must return the car or vehicle to the dealer or buy it.

Rationale:
Car Leasing offers advantages to both buyers and sellers. For the buyer, lease payments will usually be lower than payments on a car loan would be and qualification is usually easier. Some consumers may prefer leasing as it allows them to simply return a car and select a new model when the lease expires, allowing a consumer to drive a new vehicle every few years without the responsibility of selling the old vehicles. A lessee does not have to worry about the future value of the car or vehicle, while a vehicle owner does.

For the leasor, leasing generates income from a vehicle the leasor still owns and will be able to sell or lease again once the original lease has expired. As consumers will typically use a leased vehicle for a shorter period of time than one they buy outright, leasing may generate repeat customers more quickly, which may fit into various aspects of a dealer\'s business model.

Lease agreement:
Lease agreements typically stipulate an early termination fee and limit the number of miles a lessee can drive (for passenger cars, a common number is 10,000 to 15,000 miles per year of the lease). If the mileage allowance is exceeded, fees may apply. Dealers will typically allow a lessee to negotiate a higher mileage allowance, for a higher lease payment. Car Lease agreements usually specify how much wear on the vehicle is allowable, and the lessee may face a fee if that amount of wear has been exceeded.

The actual car lease payments are calculated very similarly to the way loan payments are, but instead of an APR, the company uses something called the money factor.

At the end of a lease term, the leasee must either return the car or vehicle to the owner or purchase it. The end of lease price is usually agreed upon when the lease is signed.
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £25/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:164g GFuel40mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £16/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:119g CFuel62mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £26/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:169g HFuel39mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £20/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:143g FFuel52mpg
euroNCAP
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NEW Ford Focus C-MAX 1.6 (98bhp) Style MPV 5dr 1596cc Petrol Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£254.99
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 66366AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£264.47
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 63438AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£261.85
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 66563AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£268.00
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 62990AX
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £25/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:164g GFuel40mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £16/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:119g CFuel62mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £20/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:143g FFuel52mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £26/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:169g HFuel39mpg
euroNCAP
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NEW Ford Focus C-MAX 1.6 i 16v (98bhp) Zetec MPV 5dr 1596cc Petrol Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£273.43
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 66367AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£281.95
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 63439AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£285.50
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 62991AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£280.32
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 66564AX
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £16/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:119g CFuel62mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £20/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:143g FFuel52mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £26/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:169g HFuel39mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £21/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:149g FFuel48mpg
euroNCAP
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NEW Ford Focus C-MAX 1.6 TDCI 16v (107bhp) Titanium MPV 5dr 1560cc Diesel Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£293.79
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 63921AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£297.78
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 64362AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£293.66
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 66368AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£300.34
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 63440AX
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £30/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:189g JFuel34mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £22/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:159g GFuel47mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £22/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:159g GFuel47mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £30/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:189g JFuel34mpg
euroNCAP
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NEW Ford Focus C-MAX 2.0 i 16v (142bhp) Zetec MPV 5dr 1988cc Petrol Flat Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£304.24
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 66169AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£312.30
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 64365AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£324.13
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 62996AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£317.57
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 66000AX
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £21/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:149g FFuel48mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £22/wk
Flat Paint
FORD FOCUS C-MAX
Treeco2:159g GFuel47mpg
euroNCAP
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NEW Ford Focus C-MAX 2.0 TDCI 16v (134bhp) Titanium MPV 5dr 1997cc Diesel Flat
3+23 = 2 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£331.52
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 15864AX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£361.52
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 15865AX
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Ford Focus C-MAX Ford Focus C-MAX equipment
(Really, I do my best to list stuff on this Ford, but never 100% accurate.
You MUST check Ford website before relying on this info - Ling)
Ford Focus C-MAX
Studio
Spec includes:
Anti-lock brakes
Body-coloured bumpers
[CD Player]
Isofix child anchors
Steel wheels
[Item] = Not always present
Ford Focus C-MAX
LX
Same as Studio but adds:
Aircon
[Car Alarm]
Remote radio controls
[Item] = Not always present
Ford Focus C-MAX
Style
Same as LX

Ford Focus C-MAX
Zetec
Same as LX but minus:
Steel wheels
adds:
[Alloys]
[Front fogs]
[Heated mirrors]
[Item] = Not always present
Ford Focus C-MAX
Titanium
Same as Zetec but adds:
Electric seat (Driver)
Ford Focus C-MAX
Ghia
Same as Titanium but adds:
[Cruise control]
[Item] = Not always present

Ford Focus C-MAX
Ultima
Same as Ghia
Ford Focus C-MAX
Studio
Spec includes:
Anti-lock brakes
Body-coloured bumpers
[CD Player]
Isofix child anchors
Steel wheels
[Item] = Not always present
Ford Focus C-MAX
LX
Same as Studio but adds:
Aircon
[Car Alarm]
Remote radio controls
[Item] = Not always present

Ford Focus C-MAX
Style
Same as LX
Ford Focus C-MAX
Zetec
Same as LX but minus:
Steel wheels
adds:
[Alloys]
[Front fogs]
[Heated mirrors]
[Item] = Not always present
Ford Focus C-MAX
Titanium
Same as Zetec but adds:
Electric seat (Driver)
[Heated seats]
[Item] = Not always present

Ford Focus C-MAX
Ghia
Same as Titanium but adds:
[Cruise control]
[Item] = Not always present
Ford Focus C-MAX
Ultima
Same as Ghia
 

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MAZDA 2
Mazda 2
£148.00 /mth
+ VAT

"Cheap as chips!"
SKODA YETI
Skoda Yeti
£235.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Gruesomely cheap!"
MERCEDES M-CLASS
Mercedes M-Class
£509.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Cheap! Cheap! Cheap!"
ALFA ROMEO MITO
Alfa Romeo Mito
£239.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Distressingly cheap!"
SKODA SUPERB ESTATE
Skoda Superb Estate
£271.74 /mth
+ VAT

"Too cheap for my site!"
NISSAN PIXO
Nissan Pixo
£119.23 /mth
+ VAT

"Bogglingly cheap!"
CITROEN C4 COUPE
Citroen C4 Coupe
£199.99 /mth
+ VAT

"So cheap it squeaks!"
FORD FIESTA
Ford Fiesta
£148.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Distressingly cheap!"
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA
Vauxhall Zafira
£194.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Cheap! Cheap! Cheap!"
FORD MONDEO
Ford Mondeo
£274.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Bogglingly cheap!"
PEUGEOT 308
Peugeot 308
£197.63 /mth
+ VAT

"This is so cheap!"
FORD FIESTA
Ford Fiesta
£179.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Brilliantly cheap!"
TOYOTA AYGO
Toyota Aygo
£148.08 /mth
+ VAT

"Orgasmically cheap!"
MINI COOPER
Mini Cooper
£226.26 /mth
+ VAT

"Frightningly cheap!"
TOYOTA PRIUS
Toyota Prius
£262.99 /mth
+ VAT

"So cheap it squeaks!"
SKODA FABIA
Skoda Fabia
£148.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Horrendously cheap!"
FORD FIESTA
Ford Fiesta
£174.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Distressingly cheap!"
FORD FIESTA
Ford Fiesta
£158.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Brilliantly cheap!"
CITROEN DS3
Citroen DS3
£199.97 /mth
+ VAT

"Frightningly cheap!"
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Car Contracts Every car gets FULL road tax for the whole contract term. This saves you up to £165 per year, or £495 on a 3-year contract!

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Thanks for taking the time to look at my headline cars. Please note I can quote on any car on Contract Hire, PCP, or any Lease Cars or Lease Hire. In fact I can supply any kind of car leasing. Leasing is a very general term. However, Contract Hire and PCP are by far my favourite products and my customers' favourite products too! The rest can be a little confusing although in a few (business) cases can be appropriate.
I publish all the best and cheapest deals I can source, above; so most bespoke quotes will by their nature be slightly more expensive. - Ling
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