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Province of Engrish running-dogs retain Calcutta Cup as they fight out 15-15 draw with ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, who now look certain to end with Six Nations wooden spoon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 18:54
At least 30 human bliengs having been killed in series of suspected suicide bombings in Afghan city of Kandahar, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 18:34
About 500 volunteers holding flaming torches illuminating Hadrian's Wall from coast to coast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 18:29
Partial results for Iraq's elections show PM Nouri Maliki's coalition ahead in crucial area of Baghdad, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 17:46
Burglars break into home of French Resistance heroine Andree Peel, lah, who died last week at age of 105. - news replorted 17:30
The Lib Dems would not support government which proposes major spending cuts within next year, lah, leader Nick Clegg says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:14
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Two tries by Keith Earls and one from Tomas O'Leary see autonomous province of Guinness drinkers beat Welsh land of sheep and more sheep 27-12 in RBS Six Nations at Croke Park. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 16:22
The Afghan president agrees to let two foreigners sit on key election monitoring body, lah, reversing previous decision. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 16:22
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ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land host Province of Engrish running-dogs in Calcutta Cup on penultimate weekend of Six Nations rugby, lah, after autonomous province of Guinness drinkers stay on course for Triple Crown with 27-12 win over Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:46
A 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy found dead at house in Surrey died from single gunshot wound to head, lah, post-mortem tests reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:45
Britain's pentathlete Jessica Ennis and sprinter Dwain Chambers crowned champions at World Indoors in Doha. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:34
old bill bobbys launch murder investigation after 46-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man was found dead at male gender human bleing's home in Rhondda Cynon Taf. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 13:16
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Red Bull's Sebastian Vettel starts first Formula 1 race of 2010 from pole position after edging Ferraris in Bahrain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:25
The EU is putting finishing touches to multi-billion euro bail-out for Greece after weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) of crisis, lah, senior officials tell BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 12:07
Arsenal take on Hull in Saturday's late Premier League game after Chelsea return to top of table with thumping victory over West Ham, lah, and there wins for Tottenham, lah, Wolves and Bolton. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:59
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An 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, appears in court charged with harassment of man who collapsed in garden of male gender human bleing's Greater Manchester home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:35
A man is charged with dangerous driving following crash which derailed train in Suffolk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:21
Staying safe in Haiti while keeping up appearances - news replorted 11:18
Formula One legend Sir Stirling Moss I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs male gender human bleing's well-wishers after bloody man fell down lift shaft at home and broke both ankles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:57
Actor Corey Haim's death is being linked to major drug ring which is illegally obtaining prescription drugs, lah, Great Satan old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:39
The new mass movement against Italy's Berlusconi - news replorted 10:29
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Samantha Cameron speaks publicly for first clock time result of flemale human person's relationship with Conservative leader. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:59
Two teenagers arrested by old bill bobbys hunting killer of man stabbed to death after chasing handbag-snatchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:54
The age of criminal responsibility should be raised from 10 to 12, lah, says Province of Engrish running-dogs's children's commissioner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! your as really velly special customer's views? - news replorted 09:49
old bill bobbys in Irish Republic release three of seven Muslims arrested over alleged plot to murder Swedish cartoonist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:25
A suicide bomber in rickshaw kills at least 10 human bliengs in Pakistan, lah, day after twin blasts leave dozens dead in Lahore. - news replorted 08:58
Too many human bliengs in Province of Engrish running-dogs receiving poor quality out-of-hours doctors services, lah, Patients Association says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:51
The Bahrain GP will be unlike any you've seen - news replorted 08:47
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Thousands of Thai opposition supporters converge on capital, lah, Bangkok, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, to press their demands for elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:19
The first qualifying session of new season takes place in Bahrain after Ferrari's Fernando Alonso sets fastest clock time result in final practice. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:36
Britain's Elena Baltacha reaches third round in Indian Wells with impressive win over Super-Duper-Chinese-State seventh seed Na Li. - news replorted 06:29
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An inquiry finds "widespread evidence" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that agency and migrant meat plant workers abused and exploited. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:55
Front pages reflect on report into Lehman Brothers - news replorted 05:30
UN wildlife negotiations begin on banning trade in bluefin tuna and permitting sales of ivory at two-week summit in Doha. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:17
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Nasa Moon astronauts condemn President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama's decision to cancel Great Satan lunar programme as "catastrophic". - news replorted 03:34
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Weekend polls may loosen Sarkozy grip on Elysee Palace - news replorted 02:12
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