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The Citroën C4 is a small family car produced by French automaker Citroën since autumn 2004. The C4 was designed to be the successor to the Citroën Xsara. It is mechanically similar to the Peugeot 308, which was launched in 2007. A revised version with new front end and dashboard revisions was launched for the 2008/09 model year. A major selling-point of the Citroen C4 is its extensive use of technology. For example, the car features the Lane Departure Warning System, which alerts the driver if he or she crosses a road marking without using the turn signals; directional headlights; perfume dispenser integrated into the ventilation system; translucent dashboard, transparent glass roof; ESP, and a fixed steering wheel hub which lets the driver operate several functions of the car without removing his or her hands from the wheel. The fixed hub also allows for the first production use of a shaped driver airbag. Because the hub maintains a constant position, the airbag can be optimally shaped to spread the load across the greatest possible area of the driver's body in a collision, thus reducing the chances of serious injury. In addition, the car features an innovative centrally mounted translucent LCD speedometer display that remains clearly visible in all lighting conditions. Surprisingly, given the emphasis put on technology, the Citroen C4 In-Car Entertainment, while well integrated into the car's information system via CAN Bus, is not DAB ready. MP3 playback is supported by the entry level audio system and high-end audio with double layer sound insulated windows and integrated navigation system is available as extra. . The Citroen C4 does not feature Citroën's hydraulic suspension, which is reserved for higher class models, such as the C5 and C6. The Picasso version can get a pneumatic rear suspension. Underneath, the Citroen C4 uses an identical mechanical design to the contemporary Peugeot 307. Interestingly, its underpinnings date back to the 1991 Citroen ZX, although it is a huge leap forward over that and the Xsara that was produced between the ZX's demise and the C4's launch.
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NEW Citroen C4 Picasso 1.6 HDi (110bhp) VTR + MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1560cc Diesel Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£265.41
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 77257
CAR FOR CASH
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£266.36
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 72762
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£273.55
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 77258
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£286.22
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 77255
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euroNCAP
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CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:174g HFuel38mpg
euroNCAP
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CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:140g EFuel53mpg
euroNCAP
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Petrol cost: £27/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:173g HFuel38mpg
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NEW Citroen C4 Picasso 1.6 HDI 16v (110bhp) Exclusive MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1560cc Diesel Flat Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£296.09
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74591
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£283.36
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 66331AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£303.00
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74592
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£310.89
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 77256
CAR FOR CASH
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USERS ONLY!
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Diesel cost: £22/wk
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CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:155g GFuel47mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 7 C4 Picasso letters!
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Diesel cost: £22/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:155g GFuel47mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 7 C4 Picasso letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £19/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:140g EFuel53mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 7 C4 Picasso letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £22/wk
Free Metallic Paint
CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:155g GFuel47mpg
euroNCAP
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NEW Citroen C4 Picasso 2.0 HDi (138bhp) VTR Plus MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1997cc Diesel Flat Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£299.38
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 63065AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£313.87
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74593
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Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£317.98
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74595
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£321.00
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74594
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CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:155g GFuel47mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 7 C4 Picasso letters!
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Diesel cost: £19/wk
Free Metallic Paint
CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:140g EFuel53mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 7 C4 Picasso letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £19/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:140g EFuel53mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 7 C4 Picasso letters!
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Diesel cost: £22/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:155g GFuel47mpg
euroNCAP
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NEW Citroen C4 Picasso 2.0 HDi (138bhp) VTR Plus MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1997cc Diesel Flat Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£324.79
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 77259
CAR FOR CASH
ALLOWANCE
USERS ONLY!
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£325.00
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74596
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£316.17
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 62601AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£336.13
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74597
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"Have recommend you to my friends" - Michael Condon, RM14 1HL  ...1497 letters HERE
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Customer Letter READ; 7 C4 Picasso letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £19/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:140g EFuel53mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 7 C4 Picasso letters!
Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £27/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:173g HFuel38mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 7 C4 Picasso letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £22/wk
Free Metallic Paint
CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:155g GFuel47mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 7 C4 Picasso letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £22/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:155g GFuel47mpg
euroNCAP
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NEW Citroen C4 Picasso 1.6 HDI 16v (110bhp) Exclusive MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1560cc Diesel Flat Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£336.14
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 77261
CAR FOR CASH
ALLOWANCE
USERS ONLY!
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£341.61
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 77260
CAR FOR CASH
ALLOWANCE
USERS ONLY!
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£343.00
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74598
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Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£332.72
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 63506AX
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"I loved the service that I received" - Vernon Parkinson, PE29 7JA  ...1497 letters HERE
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Customer Letter READ; 7 C4 Picasso letters!
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Petrol cost: £27/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:173g HFuel38mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 7 C4 Picasso letters!
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Diesel cost: £22/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4 PICASSO
Treeco2:155g GFuel47mpg
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NEW Citroen C4 Picasso 1.6 i THP 16v (150bhp) Exclusive MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1598cc Petrol Flat Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£334.57
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 66165AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£354.40
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 77262
CAR FOR CASH
ALLOWANCE
USERS ONLY!
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"Have recommend you to my friends" - Michael Condon, RM14 1HL  ...1497 letters HERE
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Citroen C4 Picasso Citroen C4 Picasso equipment
(Really, I do my best to list stuff on this Citroen, but never 100% accurate.
You MUST check Citroen website before relying on this info - Ling)
Citroen C4 Picasso
LX
Spec includes:
[Alloys]
Anti-lock brakes
Cruise control
Heated mirrors
Isofix child anchors
Remote radio controls
Steel wheels
Traction control
[Item] = Not always present
Citroen C4 Picasso
SX
Same as LX but adds:
Aircon
CD Player
Citroen C4 Picasso
VTR Plus
Same as SX but adds:
Front fogs

Citroen C4 Picasso
Exclusive
Same as VTR Plus but adds:
Body-coloured bumpers
Car Alarm
Parking bleepers
Citroen C4 Picasso
Lounge
Same as Exclusive but adds:
Leather seats
Citroen C4 Picasso
LX
Spec includes:
[Alloys]
Anti-lock brakes
Cruise control
Heated mirrors
Isofix child anchors
Remote radio controls
Steel wheels
Traction control
[Item] = Not always present

Citroen C4 Picasso
VTR
Same as LX but adds:
Aircon
CD Player
Citroen C4 Picasso
SX
Same as VTR but minus:
Steel wheels
adds:
[Alloys]
[Item] = Not always present
Citroen C4 Picasso
VTR Plus
Same as SX but adds:
Front fogs

Citroen C4 Picasso
Exclusive
Same as VTR Plus but adds:
Body-coloured bumpers
Car Alarm
Parking bleepers
Citroen C4 Picasso
Lounge
Same as Exclusive but adds:
Leather seats
Citroen C4 Picasso
Exclusive Nav
Same as Exclusive but adds:
Sat Nav

   

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Nissan Pixo
£119.23 /mth
+ VAT

"Excitingly cheap!"
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Ford Fiesta
£174.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Orgasmically cheap!"
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£148.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Excitingly cheap!"
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+ VAT

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£239.99 /mth
+ VAT

"So cheap it squeaks!"
MAZDA 2
Mazda 2
£148.00 /mth
+ VAT

"This is so cheap!"
SKODA YETI
Skoda Yeti
£235.99 /mth
+ VAT

"So cheap it hurts!"
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Ford Fiesta
£158.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Too cheap for my site!"
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Mini Cooper
£226.26 /mth
+ VAT

"Brilliantly cheap!"
PEUGEOT 308
Peugeot 308
£197.63 /mth
+ VAT

"Damian Hirst cheap!"
TOYOTA PRIUS
Toyota Prius
£262.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Just bloody cheap!"
TOYOTA AYGO
Toyota Aygo
£148.08 /mth
+ VAT

"Just bloody cheap!"
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Ford Mondeo
£274.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Distressingly cheap!"
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£199.97 /mth
+ VAT

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I'm da boss!
Any problems, you can call me, OK?

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I'm da boss!
Any problems, you can call me, OK?

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Thanks for taking the time to look at my headline cars. Please note I can quote on any car on Contract Hire, PCP, or any Lease Cars or Lease Hire. In fact I can supply any kind of car leasing. Leasing is a very general term. However, Contract Hire and PCP are by far my favourite products and my customers' favourite products too! The rest can be a little confusing although in a few (business) cases can be appropriate.
I publish all the best and cheapest deals I can source, above; so most bespoke quotes will by their nature be slightly more expensive. - Ling
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