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The Citroën C4 is a small family car produced by French automaker Citroën since autumn 2004. The C4 was designed to be the successor to the Citroën Xsara. It is mechanically similar to the Peugeot 308, which was launched in 2007. A revised version with new front end and dashboard revisions was launched for the 2008/09 model year. A major selling-point of the Citroen C4 is its extensive use of technology. For example, the car features the Lane Departure Warning System, which alerts the driver if he or she crosses a road marking without using the turn signals; directional headlights; perfume dispenser integrated into the ventilation system; translucent dashboard, transparent glass roof; ESP, and a fixed steering wheel hub which lets the driver operate several functions of the car without removing his or her hands from the wheel. The fixed hub also allows for the first production use of a shaped driver airbag. Because the hub maintains a constant position, the airbag can be optimally shaped to spread the load across the greatest possible area of the driver's body in a collision, thus reducing the chances of serious injury. In addition, the car features an innovative centrally mounted translucent LCD speedometer display that remains clearly visible in all lighting conditions. Surprisingly, given the emphasis put on technology, the Citroen C4 In-Car Entertainment, while well integrated into the car's information system via CAN Bus, is not DAB ready. MP3 playback is supported by the entry level audio system and high-end audio with double layer sound insulated windows and integrated navigation system is available as extra. . The Citroen C4 does not feature Citroën's hydraulic suspension, which is reserved for higher class models, such as the C5 and C6. The Picasso version can get a pneumatic rear suspension. Underneath, the Citroen C4 uses an identical mechanical design to the contemporary Peugeot 307. Interestingly, its underpinnings date back to the 1991 Citroen ZX, although it is a huge leap forward over that and the Xsara that was produced between the ZX's demise and the C4's launch.
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Deal ID = 151722GX
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£213.21
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Deal ID = 133517
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£225.15
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£225.84
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£226.32
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Treeco2:128g DD Fuel58mpg
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3+47 = 4 yr rent
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£230.50
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Deal ID = 149431GX
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£232.22
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£235.03
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Deal ID = 133549
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NEW Citroen C4 1.6 VTi 16v (118bhp) VTR Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£239.21
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3+47 = 4 yr rent
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£240.31
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£241.98
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Deal ID = 149425GX
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£243.49
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Customer Letter READ; 38 C4 letters!     
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CITROEN C4
Treeco2:115g CC Fuel64mpg
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Customer Letter READ; 38 C4 letters!     
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Diesel cost: £16/wk
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CITROEN C4
Treeco2:115g CC Fuel64mpg
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Customer Letter READ; 38 C4 letters!     
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Diesel cost: £17/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4
Treeco2:120g CC Fuel62mpg
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Customer Letter READ; 38 C4 letters!     
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CITROEN C4
Treeco2:128g DD Fuel58mpg
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NEW Citroen C4 1.6 HDI 16v (108bhp) Airdream Hatchback 5dr 1560cc Diesel Flat Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£245.54
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 154776GX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£249.79
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 149427GX
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£251.38
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 151732GX
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£254.93
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 151730GX
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Petrol cost: £24/wk
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CITROEN C4
Treeco2:159g GG Fuel42mpg
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Treeco2:165g GG Fuel40mpg
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Treeco2:153g GG Fuel44mpg
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NEW Citroen C4 1.6 i 16v (120bhp) Exclusive Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£258.16
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 149430GX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£271.09
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 151727GX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£274.83
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 151720GX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£293.21
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 151723GX
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Diesel cost: £16/wk
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Treeco2:115g CC Fuel64mpg
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Diesel cost: £18/wk
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Treeco2:128g DD Fuel58mpg
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Customer Letter READ; 38 C4 letters!     
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Petrol cost: £24/wk
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CITROEN C4
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NEW Citroen C4 1.6 HDI 16v (110bhp) VTR Plus Hatchback 5dr 1560cc Diesel Flat Auto
3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£296.54
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 149426GX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£299.75
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 151729GX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£314.85
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 149429GX
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£331.70
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Deal ID = 151726GX
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Citroen C4 Citroen C4 equipment
(Really, I do my best to list stuff on this Citroen, but never 100% accurate.
You MUST check Citroen website before relying on this info - Ling)
Citroen C4
LX
Spec includes:
Anti-lock brakes
Body-coloured bumpers
CD Player
Cloth seat
Cruise control
Isofix child anchors
Remote radio controls
Steel wheels
Citroen C4
VTR
Same as LX but adds:
Aircon
Front fogs
Citroen C4
SX BioFlex
Same as VTR but minus:
Body-coloured bumpers
Steel wheels
adds:
Alloys
Citroen C4
SX
Same as SX BioFlex but adds:
[Body-coloured bumpers]
[Traction control]
[Item] = Not always present
Citroen C4
Cachet
Same as SX
Citroen C4
Cool
Same as SX
Citroen C4
Airdream
Same as SX but adds:
Parking bleepers
[Sports seats]
[Item] = Not always present
Citroen C4
VTR Plus
Same as SX but adds:
Sports seats
Citroen C4
Exclusive
Same as VTR Plus but minus:
CD Player
adds:
[CD Player Multichanger]
Car Alarm
[Headlight washers]
[Heated mirrors]
[Parking bleepers]
[Sat Nav]
[Item] = Not always present
   

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A health watchdog reports marked improvement in 999 response times at Yorkshire Ambulance Service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:53



Ultrafine measurements of atmospheric gases could help scientists track down last sources of CFCs thought to be slowing recovery of ozone hole. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:49



The government's chief environment scientist calls for more openness in admitting UK's cuts in greenhouse gas emissions illusion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:49



The River Amazon has dropped to its lowest level in 40 years in north-eastern Peru, lah, leaving boats stranded. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:49



bloody annoying Blitish Independence Party members gather for their autumn conference in Torquay with search for new leader top of its agenda. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:40



Judges to deliver verdict more than five years after trial began - news replorted 01:19



A lottery system for school places in Brighton failed to give poorer children equal access to top schools, lah, academics say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:49



Why bed-bugs on monthly number-three again - news replorted 00:42



Alcohol consumption has fallen faster than ever, lah, figures from British Beer and Pub Association suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:38



Engineering manufacturing in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is showing its best performance since 2006, lah, according to latest figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:30



Unison ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land members will discuss how to respond to move by councils to impose pay deal on 150,000 workers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:28



Gardeners being warned about risk of Legionnaire's disease from compost after pensioner developed disease after handling compost. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:03



Long-term using of bone-strengthening drugs may boost risk of oesophageal cancer, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03

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