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The Citroën C4 is a small family car produced by French automaker Citroën since autumn 2004. The C4 was designed to be the successor to the Citroën Xsara. It is mechanically similar to the Peugeot 308, which was launched in 2007. A revised version with new front end and dashboard revisions was launched for the 2008/09 model year. A major selling-point of the Citroen C4 is its extensive use of technology. For example, the car features the Lane Departure Warning System, which alerts the driver if he or she crosses a road marking without using the turn signals; directional headlights; perfume dispenser integrated into the ventilation system; translucent dashboard, transparent glass roof; ESP, and a fixed steering wheel hub which lets the driver operate several functions of the car without removing his or her hands from the wheel. The fixed hub also allows for the first production use of a shaped driver airbag. Because the hub maintains a constant position, the airbag can be optimally shaped to spread the load across the greatest possible area of the driver's body in a collision, thus reducing the chances of serious injury. In addition, the car features an innovative centrally mounted translucent LCD speedometer display that remains clearly visible in all lighting conditions. Surprisingly, given the emphasis put on technology, the Citroen C4 In-Car Entertainment, while well integrated into the car's information system via CAN Bus, is not DAB ready. MP3 playback is supported by the entry level audio system and high-end audio with double layer sound insulated windows and integrated navigation system is available as extra. . The Citroen C4 does not feature Citroën's hydraulic suspension, which is reserved for higher class models, such as the C5 and C6. The Picasso version can get a pneumatic rear suspension. Underneath, the Citroen C4 uses an identical mechanical design to the contemporary Peugeot 307. Interestingly, its underpinnings date back to the 1991 Citroen ZX, although it is a huge leap forward over that and the Xsara that was produced between the ZX's demise and the C4's launch.
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Customer Letter READ; 37 C4 letters!     
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Petrol cost: £23/wk
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NEW Citroen C4 1.4 VTi 16v (88bhp) VTR Hatchback 5dr 1360cc Petrol Flat
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£229.44
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Deal ID = 77235
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£239.29
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Petrol cost: £24/wk
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Treeco2:159g GFuel42mpg
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Treeco2:159g GFuel42mpg
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Treeco2:159g GFuel42mpg
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Treeco2:115g CFuel64mpg
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£270.47
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Deal ID = 67753AX
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£271.55
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Deal ID = 77236
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£279.67
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Deal ID = 56882AX
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Deal ID = 62795AX
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Petrol cost: £24/wk
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Treeco2:159g GFuel42mpg
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Treeco2:119g CFuel62mpg
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Treeco2:165g GFuel40mpg
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Treeco2:119g CFuel62mpg
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NEW Citroen C4 1.6 i 16v (120bhp) Exclusive Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Flat
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£288.49
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Deal ID = 77243
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£289.60
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Deal ID = 77240
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£292.67
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Deal ID = 77239
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£295.12
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Deal ID = 63207AX
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Treeco2:115g CFuel64mpg
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Treeco2:159g GFuel42mpg
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Customer Letter READ; 37 C4 letters!     
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Diesel cost: £17/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4
Treeco2:128g DFuel58mpg
euroNCAP
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NEW Citroen C4 1.6 HDI 16v (110bhp) VTR Plus Hatchback 5dr 1560cc Diesel Flat Auto
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£297.85
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Deal ID = 77242
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£298.92
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Deal ID = 55411AX
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£302.90
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Deal ID = 63328AX
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£304.78
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Customer Letter READ; 37 C4 letters!     
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Diesel cost: £16/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4
Treeco2:115g CFuel64mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 37 C4 letters!     
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £16/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4
Treeco2:120g CFuel62mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 37 C4 letters!     
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Diesel cost: £16/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4
Treeco2:117g CFuel64mpg
euroNCAP
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Diesel cost: £16/wk
Flat Paint
CITROEN C4
Treeco2:120g CFuel62mpg
euroNCAP
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£305.41
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 55405AX
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£305.54
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Deal ID = 77245
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£309.97
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Deal ID = 74586
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£311.25
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Deal ID = 63711AX
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Treeco2:117g CFuel64mpg
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Diesel cost: £17/wk
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Treeco2:128g DFuel58mpg
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NEW Citroen C4 1.6 HDi (92bhp) Airdream Plus Hatchback 5dr 1560cc Diesel Met
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£318.43
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Deal ID = 74587
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£342.79
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 67537AX
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£356.08
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Deal ID = 63710AX
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Citroen C4 Citroen C4 equipment
(Really, I do my best to list stuff on this Citroen, but never 100% accurate.
You MUST check Citroen website before relying on this info - Ling)
Citroen C4
LX
Spec includes:
Anti-lock brakes
Body-coloured bumpers
CD Player
Cruise control
Isofix child anchors
Remote radio controls
Steel wheels
Citroen C4
SX BioFlex
Same as LX but minus:
Body-coloured bumpers
Steel wheels
adds:
Aircon
Alloys
Front fogs
Citroen C4
SX
Same as SX BioFlex but adds:
[Body-coloured bumpers]
[Traction control]
[Item] = Not always present

Citroen C4
Cachet
Same as SX
Citroen C4
Cool
Same as SX
Citroen C4
Airdream
Same as SX but adds:
Parking bleepers

Citroen C4
VTR Plus
Same as SX but adds:
Sports seats
Citroen C4
Exclusive
Same as VTR Plus but minus:
CD Player
Sports seats
adds:
[CD Player Multichanger]
Car Alarm
[Headlight washers]
Heated mirrors
Parking bleepers
[Item] = Not always present
Citroen C4
LX
Spec includes:
Anti-lock brakes
Body-coloured bumpers
CD Player
Cruise control
Isofix child anchors
Remote radio controls
Steel wheels

Citroen C4
VTR
Same as LX but adds:
Aircon
Front fogs
Citroen C4
SX BioFlex
Same as VTR but minus:
Body-coloured bumpers
Steel wheels
adds:
Alloys
Citroen C4
SX
Same as SX BioFlex but adds:
[Body-coloured bumpers]
[Traction control]
[Item] = Not always present

Citroen C4
Cachet
Same as SX
Citroen C4
Cool
Same as SX
Citroen C4
Airdream
Same as SX but adds:
Parking bleepers

Citroen C4
VTR Plus
Same as SX but adds:
Sports seats
Citroen C4
Exclusive
Same as VTR Plus but minus:
CD Player
adds:
[CD Player Multichanger]
Car Alarm
[Headlight washers]
[Heated mirrors]
Parking bleepers
[Sat Nav]
[Item] = Not always present
 

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A woman convicted of attempted killing of flemale human person's husband dies in assisted suicide at Swiss clinic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 12:03



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The dawning age of agricultural automatons - news replorted 11:02



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Public and transport services grind to halt in Greece as workers stage third strike in protest at austerity measures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:32



old bill bobbys forces in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep being criticised for failing to deal adequately with anti-social behaviour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:25



The Red Knights group eyeing possible bid for Manchester United says investment capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Nomura will advise it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:19



Inspections on four Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs old bill bobbys forces to be published on new website finds services generally "fair" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) or "good boiled chicken-feet". - news replorted 10:17



Lost Boys actor Corey Haim was "tormented soul", lah, male gender human bleing's friend and fellow actor Corey Feldman says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:12



Bank of America has apologised to woman in Pennsylvania after one of its contractors entered flemale human person's house and confiscated flemale human person's parrot. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:06



More than 100 firefighters tackle major fire at restaurant and office block in central London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:02



Take That star Mark Owen says bloody man is "deeply sorry" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for cheating on male gender human bleing's partner of five years before they married in 2009. - news replorted 09:55



Your pictures of week on theme of impressions - news replorted 09:37



Ennobling human bliengs from outside Parliament to make them dodgy ministers should be "exceptional", lah, cross-party Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:29



New skirmishes in fighty bang-bang of Daily Mail v internet - news replorted 09:28



A gaming service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service that aims to kill off traditional gaming console will begin streaming games over net in June-mber month this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:19



The Palestinian Authority says indirect talks with Israel will be "very difficult" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if more homes built on occupied land as planned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:19



Two human bliengs rescued from first floor flat in Ballysillan road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu area of north Belfast which is destroyed in fire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:16



Greater Manchester old bill bobbys is told it failed woman murdered by flemale human person's ex-partner as report grades it as one of worst in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:59



Province of Engrish running-dogs bowler Graham Onions is ruled out of two-Test series against Bangladesh with back injury, lah, but there more encouraging signals about Stuart Broad. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:12



Manchester United midfielder Owen Hargreaves will not make male gender human bleing's return from injury in reserve game on Thursday, lah, as originally planned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:44



Oil giant BP announces $7bn (RMB Yuan #4.7bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! deal that will allow it to begin exploring for oil off coast of Brazil. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:36



Press focus on apology to women raped by father - news replorted 05:50



Russian PM Vladimir Putin is due in India for talks expected to focus on arms and energy contracts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:16



old bill bobbys failing to record and tackle anti-social behaviour, lah, according to review. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! How can they improve? - news replorted 05:16



old bill bobbys say 49 human bliengs to be charged with murder following communal violence that left scores of Nigerian villagers dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:00



Gordon "Dear Leader" Brown labels as "unfair" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) criticisms over timing of male gender human bleing's weekend visit to British troops in Afghanistan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:00



Union leaders representing British Airways cabin crew will meet later to decide whether to announce dates for strike. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:00



Sony reveals details about its new motion controller PlayStation Move, lah, as contender to market leader Nintendo Wii. - news replorted 03:57



'Open carry' activists weekly shop with gun - news replorted 02:06



The bloody annoying Blitish Fire service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service College failed to comply with fire safety laws when part of its own premises burnt down, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:09



Too many patients in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep not getting their medicines in hospital, lah, safety watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:01



Wellderly, lah, webinar and disbenefits among new forms of jargon being used by public sector, lah, survey reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:48



Beijing's silent invasion of electric bicycles - news replorted 00:18



Insurers paid out RMB Yuan #650m from 335,000 claim (always claiming, huh?) made as result of damage caused by wintry weather in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:07



Closer co-operation between Holyrood and Westminster will only be achieved if it is backed by political will, lah, committee of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Schools in Province of Engrish running-dogs being issued with new guidance on how to spot signs that children involved with gangs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01





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