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Citroen C1
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CITROEN C1 1.0 i (68bhp) VTR (AC) Hatchback 3dr 998cc Petrol Manual
(Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1804332
3 year
rental
3+35
This means 3 payments upfront
then 35 monthly payments.
10,000 miles a year costs...
£128.09
per month, inc VAT
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		Point £128.09
per month
inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		Point £136.80
per month
inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		Point £145.73
per month
inc VAT 		Order NOW
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Citroen C1.
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
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WHAT'S INCLUDED?
CITROEN C1
WAH!!!
Includes -> My Citroen C1 includes...
Mechanic Warranty
Full
Citroen
warranty
on this
C1
AA Van
RAC Van
AA
At
least
one
year
AA-type
cover
When this new Citroen C1 breaks down, you can get it fixed at a Citroen garage for free! Most new cars get one year breakdown cover, this AA or RAC cover is direct from Citroen.
 
Tax Disc Tax Disc
Full
road tax
for
whole
contract
Free "Ling" first aid kit
First Aid First Aid
On this new Citroen C1 deal, you get road tax in the post every year it is due. Brilliant! I send you a sexy first aid kit for your Citroen C1 glovebox (limb amputation size).
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Citroen C1
Citroen C1

I do my best, but this picture is not the exact, actual car you will be leasing.

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QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS...
This is a low-cost rental on a Personal Contract Hire from Ling on a New Citroen C1.

Are you a business customer? CLICK HERE 		Ling Says CITROEN C1
This is Personal Contract Hire...
...what does this mean?

You don't own the car, you just rent it for 3 years then you just hand back. You can apply to buy it at the end, but this is at the discretion of the finance company. Usually you just rent it and then give it back - and you are free to get another car, or walk away. Your choice. Renting this car is like renting a daily rental car for a longer contract. Personal Contract Hire is a beautiful easy product, see? I get my own cars using this method.
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		£128.09
per month
inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		£136.80
per month
inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£145.73
per month
inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Citroen C1.
Initial rental is usually paid before delivery, by cheque, card or debit payment. Initial rental is part of cost, and is not a deposit and is not refunded at end of term, just to be clear.   These prices are LIVE! They are accurate. I check prices on my website daily. Occasionally, suppliers may forget to inform me of price changes, adjustments have to be made. I take pride in having the most accurate prices on the web.
3 year rental
QUESTIONS ABOUT
THIS CONTRACT 		? Detective Ling
This is a 3 year deal. My offer on this Citroen C1 is on a 3 + 35 profile. You know what this means?
I explain: This means that you pay 3 payments of £128.09 (including VAT) as initial payment, then you pay 35 payments of £128.09 (including VAT) monthly by direct debit. These payments are based on you driving an annual mileage of 10,000 miles per annum.
 
Missile Truck Anyone you want can drive this Citroen C1; you just need to insure it and put fuel in the tank. Easy! When your rental finishes, you just walk away... or swap your car for a brand-new one of the same or a different type on a new contract. It's fun to change into a brand new car! It saves washing the old one, hehe.
POWER
& SPEED!
Citroen C1 1.0 i (68bhp) VTR (AC) Hatchback 3dr 998cc Petrol Manual
CITROEN C1 Citroen
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Engine
It's got
a... 1.0
petrol
engine
making
a huge,
massive
67bhp
Engine: This C1 has a rip-roaring multi point fuel injection petrol engine! It has 3 cylinders and 12 valves. This means it kicks out 67bhp and 69 torques (but no one understands what a torque is). Jeremy Clarkson would be proud of me!
Clarkson
Flat out
YOU
can do
99mph
Gearbox: Crunching away in this sexy C1 is a 5-speed manual gearbox which means you will enjoy speeding along in this Citroen!
Fuel
Driven
gently
 with a
light
right
foot,
you get
65.0mpg
Performance: Hold on to your seatbelts! If you drive flat out, you can scorch from 0-60mph in just 11.9 seconds! If you keep going (downhill, with a following wind, avoiding the radar traps) you will bust 99mph!!! This may affect your licence and getting points means the insurance on this group 3 car might jump!
Foot to the floor
0-60mph
11.9secs
Fire!
EXCEEDING
THE MILEAGE 		Odometer If you exceed the total mileage then at the end of the rental you pay an additional "excess mileage" charge for these extra miles.
It's usually between 4p and 10p per mile.
SERVICING THIS
CITROEN C1
CITROEN C1
Servicing
This car deal does not include servicing. You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage. Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage, but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer. It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements. Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal. Only heavy users will ever need to replace brake pads, for example.
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Because there is no other de-facto ID card in the UK, the finance company always want to see your driving licence - IN YOUR CURRENT ADDRESS as proposed. Most companies want a copy, but some insist on seeing the original.

You can upload a good copy after you order your car. When you copy or scan your licence, make sure it is folded out and shown in full.

For the new-style licence, they want to see both the paper bit and the card.

Faxing the card is bad news because you will look like a Jamaican coal miner. On a fax the image is usually bad. I recommend taking a photo and uploading it. The details and picture need to be very clear, not blurry at all.
CITROEN C1
To drive this C1
- you need a full driver's licence!
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Proposal Form Tutorial

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These 3,000 images (below) are all happy customers!
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ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
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Are you ready to order yet?

...or do you need more info?
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		£128.09
per month inc VAT 		Order NOW!
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		£136.80
per month inc VAT 		Order NOW
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£145.73
per month inc VAT 		Order NOW
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Citroen C1.
New Citroen C1 1.0 i (68bhp) VTR (AC) Hatchback 3dr 998cc Petrol Manual 3 + 35
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
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CUSTOMER LETTERS, ABOUT
CITROEN C1 DEALS
Letters Desk
The whole process of leasing our wonderful new car was handed professionally and courteously by Ling and her team at all times. Communication was very easy using the website. The car...
David Derbyshire, Bristol
"Ling, just a short note to say thank you for arranging my first lease car and making the whole process completely painless. The car arrived first thing on Monday morning (after a slight...
GARY MARQUIS, CHELMSFORD
My New C1
Fantastic price! Fantastic service! Service with humour, you cannot beat it. Thanks! Good delivery of my new Citroen C1.
Frank Thornborrow, London
CITROEN C1
To: Ling
Customer Letters
Ling HQ
 GATESHEAD
Detective Ling I'VE 1531 CUSTOMER LETTERS ON MY WEBSITE
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YOUR NEW NUMBER PLATES
Your car will be on the LATEST REG PLATE (at time of delivery)...
...unless I tell you otherwise.
Sometimes, near plate-change dates, cars have to be registered on the "old" plate. In these rare cases, there is no difference to the actual car, it is just numbers on the plastic reg plate. 		  Reg Plates
Private Plate
  Most cars can have private plates put on BEFORE delivery. In these cases I will need the retention certificate with the "nominee" made out to whichever finance company I use. You can usually change to a private plate AFTER delivery, too - but in this case the finance company may apply a small fee.
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MORE QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Taking your Citroen C1 on holiday.
LINGsWINGS
CITROEN C1 You can take the Citroen C1 abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
Delivery of your new Citroen C1.

Car Trailer I get the car delivered to you at a reasonable address in the UK mainland FOR FREE. Usually, this is your home or work address.

If you live somewhere like Northern Ireland or the Isle of Wight, I deliver the car to the mainland docks and you collect from there. Parts of Scotland can also be chargeable. It is all common sense, really. Cars can be driven, or delivered on trailer, at the discretion of the supplier.
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DO YOU SMOKE?
FREE
CAR
FOR SMOKERS 		X-Ray
The £££ cost
of smoking is
the same as
a new car
from Ling!
...IF YOU QUIT 		Pack of Cigs
Fag Butt
CITROEN C1
Government Health Warning Renting my C1
costs the same as
12 fags per day!
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ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Citroen C1
Petrol Fuel -
Petrol
Metallic Paint Paint -
Metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
1.0 i (68bhp) VTR (AC) Hatchback 3dr 998cc Petrol Manual
(Brand New)
CITROEN C1
3 year
rental
3+35
ORDER NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		£128.09
per month inc VAT 		Order NOW
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		£136.80
per month inc VAT 		Order NOW
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£145.73
per month inc VAT 		Order NOW
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Citroen C1.
ORDER NOW!
Ling's Deal ID = 1804332
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
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RUNNING COSTS
I work out your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS"
Cost works out at
£7.36 per day
including tyres, tax,
petrol and servicing
inc VAT
Your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS" includes the rental and the cost of fuel at current average UK rate, doing the combined EC miles per gallon. Running costs also include road tax, they also include a realistic servicing cost and the cost of some replacement tyres.

This means you can have a very accurate estimate of how much the car will actually cost you to run, per day. The only significant thing missing is your insurance cost because I don't know that... only you know that!
Petrol Prices
134.4
140.4
139.2
CURRENT UK FUEL PRICES 		CITROEN C1 Citroen C1 1.0 i (68bhp) VTR (AC) Hatchback 3dr 998cc
PetrolPetrol ManMan PaintMet
3 + 35 profile
10,000 miles per annum

you pay...
£128.09
including VAT per month

My contract does not include tyres, servicing or fuel.
Click HERE to see your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS"
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<101g/km
A
A
101-110g/km
111-120g/km
B
C
121-130g/km
131-140g/km
D
E
141-150g/km
151-165g/km
F
G
166-175g/km
176-185g/km
H
I
186-200g/km
201-225g/km
J
K
226-255g/km
>255g/km
L
M
CO2 Emissions
It's becoming more and more important to know what emissions your car generates.

Your Citroen C1 will churn out 99 grammes of CO2, per km.

CITROEN C1 That's not too bad, eh?... you're in
band "A". 		Ling Standing
For reference, band "A" is very green and band "M" is a damn smog-monster.
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Damage Return
There is a MYTH that repairs can cost more
on lease cars.
This is not true.
Most repairs are tiny and can be done cheaply before your car is returned. EASY!
Free Wear and Tear Guide
RETURNING YOUR CAR
...at the end of the contract.
At the end of the contract, the car will be inspected and returned to the finance company.
Damage will be chargeable, as will excess mileage. But this is all reasonable.
Crashed Car
This kind of damage is NOT
acceptable, hahaha!
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Update Me!
AUTO-UPDATES
CITROEN C1 Get all my latest price updates by email with no spam! - Ling
...for my Citroen C1
 
Do you need to MOT?
An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!

If your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due = no MOT.
If your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due = MOT needed.

Easy!
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COMPARE CAR TO McDONALD'S
   
     
Citroen C1 or Big Mac?
Big Mac Burger
CITROEN C1 vs.
CAR OR
CORONARY?
Big Mac Man
Big Mac Big Mac
If you compare the daily cost of this 1.0 petrol C1 to Big Macs, CAN YOU BELIEVE the same money only buys you 1½ Big Macs...?
I haven't EVEN included the cost of fries!
- Ling
Mmmmm...
i'm lingin' it! 		With Fries
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Customer Delivery Surveys
...these surveys examine the car delivery and dealer quality experience!
Citroen
C1
Delivery
Surveys
Simon Turner - from Ashby De La Zouch
RO12 ***
Delivered: 30/03/2012
8/10

Very Good

Very Good

Good

Very Good

4 miles

Very Good

Very Good

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Citroen C1
Citroen C1

I do my best, but this picture is not the exact, actual car you will be leasing.

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Existing LINGsCARS customers. Each pin shows a car customer. Zoom in and click on them to see details!

I have 4146 happy, existing customers who have taken new cars from me.

This map is zoomable and you can drill down. You can see many customers with red pins have written letters to me.

No other car leasing company IN THE WORLD shows you all their customers!

Note: X&Y coordinates are slightly fuzzy to avoid exact street location or privacy issues.

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ORDER THIS
CAR NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		£128.09
per month
inc VAT 		Order NOW
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		£136.80
per month
inc VAT 		Order NOW
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£145.73
per month
inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Citroen C1.
AWARDS
HAT Award
Honest John says:
"Now, more than ever, motorists are trying to find people they can trust for their motoring needs. I trust Ling. That is why I have awarded her a Highly Approved Trader (HAT) standard."
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
UK WARNING: Customers reporting many other internet prices hiding true lease costs! Beware dodgy companies selling high initial rental "6+" leases
ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Citroen C1
Petrol Fuel -
Petrol
Metallic Paint Paint -
Metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
1.0 i (68bhp) VTR (AC) Hatchback 3dr 998cc Petrol Manual
(Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1804332 		CITROEN C1
3 year
rental
3+35
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Or choose a different model from Citroen
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Me, Standing
Speech
I've tried to give you as much interesting information and detail as I can about this new Citroen C1.

I hope you will find enough confidence and enthusiasm to grab a car from me!

I really look after my customers and win many awards for this :)

- Ling
Trust Me, I AM LING!
LINGsCARS
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