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Citroen Berlingo
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from £198.45 + VAT
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Citroen Berlingo Multispace
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from £189.62 + VAT
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Citroen C1
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Citroen C5
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Citroen C6
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SKODA FABIA
Skoda Fabia
£199.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Gobblingly cheap!"
MERCEDES CLC
Mercedes CLC
£288.41 /mth
+ VAT
"Just bloody cheap!"
JAGUAR XF
Jaguar XF
£459.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Hob-Nobbingly cheap!"
MERCEDES A-CLASS
Mercedes A-Class
£185.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Astonishingly cheap!"
MERCEDES CLC
Mercedes CLC
£269.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Cheapy Cheap Cheap!"
HONDA CR-Z
Honda CR-Z
£271.23 /mth
+ VAT
"Cheapy Cheap Cheap!"
VOLVO V70
Volvo V70
£295.25 /mth
+ VAT
"Too cheap for my site!"
MERCEDES CLC
Mercedes CLC
£279.97 /mth
+ VAT
"Brilliantly cheap!"
AUDI A3
Audi A3
£239.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Brilliantly cheap!"
MINI HATCH
Mini Hatch
£199.99 /mth
+ VAT
"This is so cheap!"
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO
Volkswagen Scirocco
£257.74 /mth
+ VAT
"Too cheap for my site!"
MAZDA 6 ESTATE
Mazda 6 Estate
£259.62 /mth
+ VAT
"So cheap it squeaks!"
HONDA CIVIC
Honda Civic
£190.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Cheapy Cheap Cheap!"
CHEVROLET CAPTIVA
Chevrolet Captiva
£294.00 /mth
+ VAT
"Too cheap for my site!"
HONDA INSIGHT
Honda Insight
£192.00 /mth
+ VAT
"Brilliantly cheap!"
CITROEN C1
Citroen C1
£116.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Gruesomely cheap!"
MAZDA 6
Mazda 6
£247.22 /mth
+ VAT
"Horrendously cheap!"
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