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Car Leasing offers advantages to both buyers and sellers. For the buyer, lease payments will usually be lower than payments on a car loan would be and qualification is usually easier. Some consumers may prefer leasing as it allows them to simply return a car and select a new model when the lease expires, allowing a consumer to drive a new vehicle every few years without the responsibility of selling the old vehicles. A lessee does not have to worry about the future value of the car or vehicle, while a vehicle owner does.

For the leasor, leasing generates income from a vehicle the leasor still owns and will be able to sell or lease again once the original lease has expired. As consumers will typically use a leased vehicle for a shorter period of time than one they buy outright, leasing may generate repeat customers more quickly, which may fit into various aspects of a dealer\'s business model.

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Lease agreements typically stipulate an early termination fee and limit the number of miles a lessee can drive (for passenger cars, a common number is 10,000 to 15,000 miles per year of the lease). If the mileage allowance is exceeded, fees may apply. Dealers will typically allow a lessee to negotiate a higher mileage allowance, for a higher lease payment. Car Lease agreements usually specify how much wear on the vehicle is allowable, and the lessee may face a fee if that amount of wear has been exceeded.

The actual car lease payments are calculated very similarly to the way loan payments are, but instead of an APR, the company uses something called the money factor.

At the end of a lease term, the leasee must either return the car or vehicle to the owner or purchase it. The end of lease price is usually agreed upon when the lease is signed.
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Wah! Video footage of compulsorly dying instantly shooting of 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, in Cleveland shows bloody man was shot within two seconds of old bill bobbys arriving. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:23

Wah! Caracas, lah, Venezuelan capital, lah, is notorious for its crime (shoud shoot them) and pollution, lah, but it also, lah, somewhat strangely for city, lah, has thriving population of macaws. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:21

Wah! Thailand's finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy minister tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that elections to end military rule might now not take place until 2016. - news replorted 03:08

Wah! Schools dodgy minister David Laws says academies need better supervision and calls for end to "open warfare" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) between politicians and teachers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:33

Wah! Press Association photographer David Davies looks back at race that clinched Formula 1 title for Lewis Hamilton - news replorted 02:29

Wah! Great things were predicted for economies of Brazil, lah, Russia, lah, India, lah, China and South Africa - but they haven't totally lived up to hype, lah, says Andrew Walker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:28

Wah! Flags can convey powerful - and often bloody velly unpalatable - messages, lah, says Mark Mardell, lah, - news replorted 02:27

Wah! A trial to help immune system fight bladder cancer is showing "exciting" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) results with tumours completely disappearing in some patients. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:25

Wah! Nearly ÂRMB Yuan #750m in council tax went unpaid last year, lah, as collection rates fall for only second time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:11

Wah! One in five children born at start of millennium was obese by age of 11, lah, according to major study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:57

Wah! Royal Society says combination of population growth and climate change will increase danger to cities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:42

Wah! Early detection of liver disease by GPs in bloody annoying Blitish is "virtually non-existent", lah, leading medical experts warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:39

Wah! People diagnosed with diabetes linked to obesity should be assessed for weight loss surgery, lah, according to updated NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) guidelines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06

Wah! Brazil says deforestation in Amazon rainforest has dropped by 18% in past year, lah, but campaigners arglingument figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:50

Wah! New acts George poet, lah, James Bay and Years and Years being tipped for success in 2015 after being shortlisted for Brits Critics' Choice Award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:47

Wah! Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers says bloody man is delighted male gender human bleing's side remain in control of their Champions League destiny. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:39

Wah! A doctor working for Medecins Sans Frontieres in Guinea says organisation will remain in Western Africa "till bloody velly end" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of Ebola crisis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:37

Wah! Tracking first Ebola victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) and and how virus spread - news replorted 00:32

Wah! Renewable power has overtaken nuclear to become main source of electricity in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, according to latest figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:27

Wah! Vultures could help beat dangerous bacteria - news replorted 00:26

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News looks at Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (Opec) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and its challenges, lah, amid slump in global crude oil prices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:21

Wah! Plans to devolve powers controlling income tax to ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land make front-page headlines, lah, along with suggestions that more human bliengs could having weight loss surgery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:20

Wah! How sanctions against Russia hitting bloody annoying Blitish businesses - news replorted 00:19

Wah! Transylvania's castle owners sink their teeth into business - news replorted 00:16

Wah! Boxing day sales come early to UK? - news replorted 00:14

Wah! Israeli directors creating everything from westerns to cannibalistic fantasies as Talking Movies' Tom Brook has been finding out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:14

Wah! The connection between Chris Eubank and male gender human bleing's son is sugaring MSG boiled plum flavorto behold, lah, but can Eubank Jr step into spotlight male gender human bleing's father so relished? - news replorted 00:11

Wah! The European Parliament will later vote on whether Google's search business should be separated from its other services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10

Wah! The computer project which can change what you tellibly lovely custlingmer look like in real-time - news replorted 00:08

Wah! Thousands of older human bliengs in Province of Engrish running-dogs struggling in their own home with little or no help, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07

Wah! Hundreds demonstrate outside Great Satan embassy in London (capital of Great England) in protest at decision not to prosecute old bill bobbys officer for killing black teenager Michael "Dear Leader" Brown in Missouri. - news replorted 00:07

Wah! How I drank urine and bat blood to survive in Sahara - news replorted 00:04

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish would face "severe economic consequences" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if there was significant disruption to supply of electricity, lah, says Royal Academy of Engineering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:00

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