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UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a BMW 3-Series Saloon 2.0 i 16v (181bhp) 320i SE Saloon 4dr 1997cc Petrol at £467.99 inc VAT at 16:48 today - Ling
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BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW
BMW X5
FULL DETAIL AND ORDERING PAGE
Petrol Fuel -
Petrol
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Automatic Gearbox -
Automatic
 
BMW X5 4.4 i V8 (547bhp) xDrive X5M 4WD Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 4395cc Petrol Automatic
(Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1762736
4 year
rental
3+47
This means 3 payments upfront
then 47 monthly payments.
10,000 miles a year costs...
£1,522.61
per month, plus VAT
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(40,000 total) 		Point £1,522.61
per month
+ VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		Point £1,525.59
per month
+ VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(80,000 total) 		Point £1,528.56
per month
+ VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this BMW X5.
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RESTRICTIONS
ON THIS DEAL
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Business Customers Only: This deal is only available to business customers.
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
PRINT THIS DEAL ON PAPER!
Print this Deal!
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WHAT'S INCLUDED?
BMW X5
WAH!!!
Includes -> My BMW X5 includes...
Mechanic Warranty
Full
BMW
warranty
on this
X5
AA Van
RAC Van
AA
At
least
one
year
AA-type
cover
When this new BMW X5 breaks down, you can get it fixed at a BMW garage for free! Most new cars get one year breakdown cover, this AA or RAC cover is direct from BMW.
 
Tax Disc Tax Disc
Full
road tax
for
whole
contract
Free "Ling" first aid kit
First Aid First Aid
On this new BMW X5 deal, you get road tax in the post every year it is due. Brilliant! I send you a sexy first aid kit for your BMW X5 glovebox (limb amputation size).
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BMW X5
BMW X5

I do my best, but this picture is not the exact, actual car you will be leasing.

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QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS...
This is a low-cost rental on a Business Contract Hire from Ling on a New BMW X5.

This deal is not available for personal customers... 		Ling Says BMW X5
This is Business Contract Hire...
...what does this mean?

You don't own the car, you just rent it for 4 years then you just hand back. You can apply to buy it at the end, but this is at the discretion of the finance company. Usually you just rent it and then give it back - and you are free to get another car, or walk away. Your choice. The car is off balance sheet and businesses can usually reclaim half the VAT element. Contract Hire is a beautiful easy product, see? I get my own cars using this method.
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(40,000 total) 		£1,522.61
per month
+ VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£1,525.59
per month
+ VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(80,000 total) 		£1,528.56
per month
+ VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this BMW X5.
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RESTRICTIONS
ON THIS DEAL
Business Customers Only: This deal is only available to business customers.
Initial rental is usually paid before delivery, by cheque, card or debit payment. Initial rental is part of cost, and is not a deposit and is not refunded at end of term, just to be clear.   These prices are LIVE! They are accurate. I check prices on my website daily. Occasionally, suppliers may forget to inform me of price changes, adjustments have to be made. I take pride in having the most accurate prices on the web.
4 year rental
QUESTIONS ABOUT
THIS CONTRACT 		? Detective Ling
This is a 4 year deal. My offer on this BMW X5 is on a 3 + 47 profile. You know what this means?
I explain: This means that you pay 3 payments of £1,522.61 (excluding VAT) as initial payment, then you pay 47 payments of £1,522.61 (excluding VAT) monthly by direct debit. These payments are based on you driving an annual mileage of 10,000 miles per annum.
 
Missile Truck Anyone you want can drive this BMW X5; you just need to insure it and put fuel in the tank. Easy! When your rental finishes, you just walk away... or swap your car for a brand-new one of the same or a different type on a new contract. It's fun to change into a brand new car! It saves washing the old one, hehe.
POWER
& SPEED!
BMW X5 4.4 i V8 (547bhp) xDrive X5M 4WD Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 4395cc Petrol Automatic
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Engine
It's got
a... 4.4
petrol
engine
making
a huge,
massive
547bhp
Engine: This X5 has a rip-roaring twin turbo petrol engine! It has 8 cylinders and 32 valves. This means it kicks out 547bhp and 501 torques (but no one understands what a torque is). Jeremy Clarkson would be proud of me!
Clarkson
Flat out
YOU
can do
155mph
Gearbox: Crunching away in this sexy X5 is a 6-speed automatic gearbox which means you will enjoy speeding along in this BMW!
Fuel
Driven
gently
 with a
light
right
foot,
you get
20.0mpg
Performance: Hold on to your seatbelts! If you drive flat out, you can scorch from 0-60mph in just 4.5 seconds! If you keep going (downhill, with a following wind, avoiding the radar traps) you will bust 155mph!!! This may affect your licence and getting points means the insurance on this group 50 car might jump!
Foot to the floor
0-60mph
4.5secs
Fire!
EXCEEDING
THE MILEAGE 		Odometer If you exceed the total mileage then at the end of the rental you pay an additional "excess mileage" charge for these extra miles.
It's usually between 4p and 10p per mile.
SERVICING THIS
BMW X5
BMW X5
Servicing
This car deal does not include servicing. You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage. Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage, but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer. It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements. Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal. Only heavy users will ever need to replace brake pads, for example.
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Because there is no other de-facto ID card in the UK, the finance company always want to see your driving licence - IN YOUR CURRENT ADDRESS as proposed. Most companies want a copy, but some insist on seeing the original.

You can upload a good copy after you order your car. When you copy or scan your licence, make sure it is folded out and shown in full.

For the new-style licence, they want to see both the paper bit and the card.

Faxing the card is bad news because you will look like a Jamaican coal miner. On a fax the image is usually bad. I recommend taking a photo and uploading it. The details and picture need to be very clear, not blurry at all.
BMW X5
To drive this X5
- you need a full driver's licence!
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ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Ling ValentineSpeech
Are you ready to order yet?

...or do you need more info?
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(40,000 total) 		£1,522.61
per month + VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£1,525.59
per month + VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(80,000 total) 		£1,528.56
per month + VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this BMW X5.
New BMW X5 4.4 i V8 (547bhp) xDrive X5M 4WD Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 4395cc Petrol Automatic 3 + 47
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RESTRICTIONS
ON THIS DEAL
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Business Customers Only: This deal is only available to business customers.
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
PRINT THIS DEAL ON PAPER!
Print this Deal!
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CUSTOMER LETTERS, ABOUT
BMW X5 DEALS
Letters Desk
Ling I will most certainly come back to you for my next car if I go with PCH. And I will know to order well in advance.
Mark Toogood, Lancaster
Hello Ling, Just want to say it's been a pleasure doing business with you, Ling. The service from yourselves and the BMW dealer you use has been fantastic. Delivery was prompt and on...
JAMES O'BRIEN, EAST GRINSTEAD
My New X5
"Mrs Ling Valentine, you have completed mission impossible! You have managed to do what our local BMW dealer was going to charge us an extra £250 per car to do! You have managed to...
Ged Cain, Gateshead
BMW X5
To: Ling
Customer Letters
Ling HQ
 GATESHEAD
Detective Ling I'VE 1532 CUSTOMER LETTERS ON MY WEBSITE
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YOUR NEW NUMBER PLATES
Your car will be on the LATEST REG PLATE (at time of delivery)...
...unless I tell you otherwise.
Sometimes, near plate-change dates, cars have to be registered on the "old" plate. In these rare cases, there is no difference to the actual car, it is just numbers on the plastic reg plate. 		  Reg Plates
Private Plate
  Most cars can have private plates put on BEFORE delivery. In these cases I will need the retention certificate with the "nominee" made out to whichever finance company I use. You can usually change to a private plate AFTER delivery, too - but in this case the finance company may apply a small fee.
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MORE QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Taking your BMW X5 on holiday.
LINGsWINGS
BMW X5 You can take the BMW X5 abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
Delivery of your new BMW X5.

Car Trailer I get the car delivered to you at a reasonable address in the UK mainland FOR FREE. Usually, this is your home or work address.

If you live somewhere like Northern Ireland or the Isle of Wight, I deliver the car to the mainland docks and you collect from there. Parts of Scotland can also be chargeable. It is all common sense, really. Cars can be driven, or delivered on trailer, at the discretion of the supplier.
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DO YOU SMOKE?
FREE
CAR
FOR SMOKERS 		X-Ray
The £££ cost
of smoking is
the same as
a new car
from Ling!
...IF YOU QUIT 		Pack of Cigs Pack of Cigs Pack of Cigs Pack of Cigs Pack of Cigs Pack of Cigs
Fag Butt
BMW X5
Government Health Warning Renting my X5
costs the same as
154 fags per day!
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ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
BMW X5
Petrol Fuel -
Petrol
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Automatic Gearbox -
Automatic
 
4.4 i V8 (547bhp) xDrive X5M 4WD Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 4395cc Petrol Automatic
(Brand New)
BMW X5
4 year
rental
3+47
ORDER NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(40,000 total) 		£1,522.61
per month + VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£1,525.59
per month + VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(80,000 total) 		£1,528.56
per month + VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this BMW X5.
ORDER NOW!
Ling's Deal ID = 1762736
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RESTRICTIONS
ON THIS DEAL
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Business Customers Only: This deal is only available to business customers.
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
PRINT THIS DEAL ON PAPER!
Print this Deal!
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RUNNING COSTS
I work out your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS"
Cost works out at
£60.85 per day
including tyres, tax,
petrol and servicing
+ VAT
Your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS" includes the rental and the cost of fuel at current average UK rate, doing the combined EC miles per gallon. Running costs also include road tax, they also include a realistic servicing cost and the cost of some replacement tyres.

This means you can have a very accurate estimate of how much the car will actually cost you to run, per day. The only significant thing missing is your insurance cost because I don't know that... only you know that!
Petrol Prices
138.5
145.9
144.7
CURRENT UK FUEL PRICES 		bmw x5 leasing BMW X5 4.4 i V8 (547bhp) xDrive X5M 4WD Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 4395cc
PetrolPetrol AutoAuto PaintFlat
3 + 47 profile
10,000 miles per annum

you pay...
£1,522.61
excluding VAT per month

My contract does not include tyres, servicing or fuel.
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<101g/km
A
101-110g/km
111-120g/km
B
C
121-130g/km
131-140g/km
D
E
141-150g/km
151-165g/km
F
G
166-175g/km
176-185g/km
H
I
186-200g/km
201-225g/km
J
K
226-255g/km
>255g/km
L
M
M
CO2 Emissions
It's becoming more and more important to know what emissions your car generates.

Your BMW X5 will churn out 325 grammes of CO2, per km.

BMW X5 That's not too bad, eh?... you're in
band "M". 		Ling Standing
For reference, band "A" is very green and band "M" is a damn smog-monster.
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Damage Return
There is a MYTH that repairs can cost more
on lease cars.
This is not true.
Most repairs are tiny and can be done cheaply before your car is returned. EASY!
Free Wear and Tear Guide
RETURNING YOUR CAR
...at the end of the contract.
At the end of the contract, the car will be inspected and returned to the finance company.
Damage will be chargeable, as will excess mileage. But this is all reasonable.
Crashed Car
This kind of damage is NOT
acceptable, hahaha!
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Update Me!
AUTO-UPDATES
BMW X5 Get all my latest price updates by email with no spam! - Ling
...for my BMW X5
 
Do you need to MOT?
An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!

If your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due = no MOT.
If your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due = MOT needed.

Easy!
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COMPARE CAR TO McDONALD'S
   
     
BMW X5 or Big Mac?
Big Mac Burger
BMW X5 vs.
CAR OR
CORONARY?
Big Mac Man
Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac
Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac
Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac
Big Mac
If you compare the daily cost of this 4.4 petrol X5 to Big Macs, CAN YOU BELIEVE the same money only buys you 16¾ Big Macs...?
I haven't EVEN included the cost of fries!
- Ling
Mmmmm...
i'm lingin' it! 		With Fries
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Customer Delivery Surveys
...these surveys examine the car delivery and dealer quality experience!
BMW
X5
Delivery
Surveys
North East Care Management Ltd - from Blyth
LO11 ***
Delivered: 18/07/2011
10/10

Very Good

Very Good

Very Good

Very Good

- "we were given two keys but no key rings and t... Read full"

8 miles 8 miles

Very Good

Very Good - "He gets very good if I finally get key rings ... Read full"

- "nothing - I will definitely use Lings from no... Read full"

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BMW X5
BMW X5

I do my best, but this picture is not the exact, actual car you will be leasing.

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ORDER THIS
CAR NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(40,000 total) 		£1,522.61
per month
+ VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£1,525.59
per month
+ VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(80,000 total) 		£1,528.56
per month
+ VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this BMW X5.
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RESTRICTIONS
ON THIS DEAL
Business Customers Only: This deal is only available to business customers.
AWARDS
HAT Award
Honest John says:
"Now, more than ever, motorists are trying to find people they can trust for their motoring needs. I trust Ling. That is why I have awarded her a Highly Approved Trader (HAT) standard."
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
PRINT THIS DEAL ON PAPER!
Print this Deal!
ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
BMW X5
Petrol Fuel -
Petrol
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Automatic Gearbox -
Automatic
 
4.4 i V8 (547bhp) xDrive X5M 4WD Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 4395cc Petrol Automatic
(Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1762736 		BMW X5
4 year
rental
3+47
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Or choose a different model from BMW
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Me, Standing
Speech
I've tried to give you as much interesting information and detail as I can about this new BMW X5.

I hope you will find enough confidence and enthusiasm to grab a car from me!

I really look after my customers and win many awards for this :)

- Ling
Trust Me, I AM LING!
LINGsCARS
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