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The BMW X3 is a compact crossover SUV produced by the German automaker BMW. The X3 was the second vehicle to be classified by BMW as a Sports Activity Vehicle . It is based on the BMW 3-Series E46 automobile platform. The BMW X3 was initially criticized for its harsh ride, and minimalist interior that relied heavily on obviously plastic components, and limited off-road usage, through its heavily road-biased chassis set-up. It was also felt the car was overpriced; a basic 2.5i, which lacked cruise control or automatic headlights and had vinyl upholstery, exceeded £18,000. BMW sought to rectify these complaints in 2005, with various upgrades . The BMW X3 also disappointed some BMW purists by not being assembled at a BMW factory; instead, the car's production was outsourced to Magna Steyr, based in Graz, Austria. However, Magna Steyr has won numerous awards for quality and has been the highest rated car assembly factory in Europe. The press has provided mixed views of the BMW X3. It has bee also criticized it for its harsh ride, and pointed to the poor off-road ability.The motoring press generally liked xDrive capability, safe bottom for rough terrain and hill-descent control, but pointed to only real down side against typical off-road cars: missing gear reduction which allows to drive very slow on rough terrain without using clutch (on manual gearbox) or warming up gearbox. The car-like handling, economical entry-level diesels and BMW-typical range of options allowed the BMW X3 to establish itself in the rapidly expanding market for small-medium sized SUV's to the extent that it was market leader in Germany for 3 years, outselling even cheaper models such as the Toyota RAV4.
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Aircon
Alloys
Anti-lock brakes
CD Player
Car Alarm
Isofix child anchors
Traction control
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M Sport
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Body-coloured bumpers
Cruise control
Front fogs
[Headlight washers]
Heated mirrors
Parking bleepers
Remote radio controls
Sports seats
[Item] = Not always present
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Sport
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[Leather seats]
[Partial leather seats]
[Item] = Not always present

BMW X3
SE
Same as M Sport but adds:
[Leather seats]
[Partial leather seats]
[Item] = Not always present
BMW X3
Spec
Spec includes:
Aircon
Alloys
Anti-lock brakes
CD Player
Car Alarm
Isofix child anchors
Traction control
BMW X3
M Sport
Spec includes:
Body-coloured bumpers
Cruise control
Front fogs
[Headlight washers]
Heated mirrors
Parking bleepers
Remote radio controls
Sports seats
[Item] = Not always present

BMW X3
Sport
Same as M Sport but adds:
[Leather seats]
[Partial leather seats]
[Item] = Not always present
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[Leather seats]
[Partial leather seats]
[Item] = Not always present
 

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Funny car leasing TV ads!

LIVE customers
Click to see my LIVE lease car customers! - Ling

Breakdown
Breakdown Every brand new car has breakdown cover. This means no roadside repair bills for your contract hire car!

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Citroen 2CV dance!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Bored?
Top Ten To avoid working and waste some time, enjoy to watch my 10 top favourite funny-as-hell TV car adverts here
- Ling

Ncap
Crash tests!
I take the trouble to show every crash test for my new cars, in the interests of customer health and safety!
Click HERE - Ling


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My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Rude Radio!

Funny car leasing TV ads!



Quiz
Staling Q: "Name kind and benign world leader who invented Lada car?" A: Comrade Joe! Try my new quiz - click here. It's not easy! - Ling

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
FIAT Panda baby!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Rude Radio!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Cheap Insurance
So many customers recommend so I pass on details of this cheap contract hire car insurance company... for all visitors! - Ling
Insurance

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Thanks for taking the time to look at my headline cars. Please note I can quote on any car on Contract Hire, PCP, or any Lease Cars or Lease Hire. In fact I can supply any kind of car leasing. Leasing is a very general term. However, Contract Hire and PCP are by far my favourite products and my customers' favourite products too! The rest can be a little confusing although in a few (business) cases can be appropriate.
I publish all the best and cheapest deals I can source, above; so most bespoke quotes will by their nature be slightly more expensive. - Ling
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