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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a BMW 3-Series Saloon 2.0 i 16v (181bhp) 320i SE Saloon 4dr 1997cc Petrol at £467.99 inc VAT at 16:48 today - Ling
BMW X1
FULL DETAIL AND ORDERING PAGE
Fuel - Diesel
Paint - Non-metallic
Gearbox - Manual
2.0 d (174bhp) sDrive M Sport 2WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel Manual (Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1762695
2 year rental
3+23 This means 3 payments upfront then 23 monthly payments.
Business Customers Only: This deal is only available to business customers.
What happens when I press "Order Now"?
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car, and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."- Ling
This is a low-cost rental on a Business Contract Hire from Ling on a New BMW X1.
This deal is not available for personal customers...
This is Business Contract Hire... ...what does this mean?
You don't own the car, you just rent it for 2 years then you just hand back.
You can apply to buy it at the end, but this is at the discretion of the finance company.
Usually you just rent it and then give it back - and you are free to get another car, or walk away.Your choice. The car is off balance sheet and businesses can usually reclaim half the VAT element.
Contract Hire is a beautiful easy product, see? I get my own cars using this method.
How many miles do you drive?
10,000
miles per year (20,000 total)
£543.50 per month + VAT
15,000
miles per year (30,000 total)
£563.75 per month + VAT
20,000
miles per year (40,000 total)
£583.99 per month + VAT
EXTRA CHARGES?
No extra charges on this BMW X1.
RESTRICTIONS
ON THIS DEAL
Business Customers Only: This deal is only available to business customers.
Initial rental is usually paid before delivery, by cheque, card or debit payment. Initial rental is part of cost, and is not a deposit and is not refunded at end of term, just to be clear.
These prices are LIVE! They are accurate. I check prices on my website daily. Occasionally, suppliers may forget to inform me of price changes, adjustments have to be made. I take pride in having the most accurate prices on the web.
2 year rental
QUESTIONS ABOUT
THIS CONTRACT
?
This is a 2 year deal. My offer on this BMW X1 is on a 3 + 23 profile. You know what this means? I explain: This means that you pay 3 payments of £543.50 (excluding VAT) as initial payment, then you pay 23 payments of £543.50 (excluding VAT) monthly by direct debit. These payments are based on you driving an annual mileage of 10,000 miles per annum.
Anyone you want can drive this BMW X1; you just need to insure it and put fuel in the tank. Easy! When your rental finishes, you just walk away... or swap your car for a brand-new one of the same or a different type on a new contract. It's fun to change into a brand new car! It saves washing the old one, hehe.
POWER & SPEED!
BMW X1
2.0 d (174bhp) sDrive M Sport 2WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel Manual
It's got a...
2.0 diesel engine making a huge, massive 174bhp
Engine:This X1 has a rip-roaring common rail diesel engine! It has 4 cylinders and 16 valves. This means it kicks out 174bhp and 258 torques (but no one understands what a torque is). Jeremy Clarkson would be proud of me!
Flat out YOU can do
127mph
Gearbox: Crunching away in this sexy X1 is a 6-speed manual gearbox which means you will enjoy speeding along in this BMW!
Driven
gently
with a
light
right
foot,
you get
53.0mpg
Performance: Hold on to your seatbelts! If you drive flat out, you can scorch from 0-60mph in just 7.8 seconds! If you keep going (downhill, with a following wind, avoiding the radar traps) you will bust 127mph!!! This may affect your licence and getting points means the insurance on this group 25 car might jump!
Foot to the floor 0-60mph 7.8secs
EXCEEDING THE MILEAGE
If you exceed the total mileage then at the end of the rental you pay an additional "excess mileage" charge for these extra miles. It's usually between 4p and 10p per mile.
SERVICING THIS BMW X1
This car deal does not include servicing.
You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage.
Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage, but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer.
It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements.
Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal. Only heavy users will ever need to replace brake pads, for example.
Because there is no other de-facto ID card in the UK, the finance company always want to see your driving licence - IN YOUR CURRENT ADDRESS as proposed. Most companies want a copy, but some insist on seeing the original.
You can upload a good copy after you order your car. When you copy or scan your licence, make sure it is folded out and shown in full.
For the new-style licence, they want to see both the paper bit and the card.
Faxing the card is bad news because you will look like a Jamaican coal miner. On a fax the image is usually bad. I recommend taking a photo and uploading it. The details and picture need to be very clear, not blurry at all.
To drive this X1 - you need a full driver's licence!
New BMW X1 2.0 d (174bhp) sDrive M Sport 2WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel Manual 3 + 23
RESTRICTIONS
ON THIS DEAL
Business Customers Only: This deal is only available to business customers.
What happens when I press "Order Now"?
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car, and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."- Ling
Ling asked me to be rude/funny/crazy in this letter, but getting a new car is serious stuff - except when you get it through Ling. Ling makes it effortless, easy and very crazy. Brilliant...
Stephen Metheringham, Milton Keynes
Hi Ling, We would just like to say a big thank you to you for providing such a great service! We are delighted with our new BMW 3-series saloon contract hire car and you got us an excellent...
JANE BION, KNARESBOROUGH
My New X1
Ling I will most certainly come back to you for my next car if I go with PCH. And I will know to order well in advance.
Your car will be on the LATEST REG PLATE (at time of delivery)...
...unless I tell you otherwise.
Sometimes, near plate-change dates, cars have to be registered on the "old" plate.
In these rare cases, there is no difference to the actual car, it is just numbers on the plastic reg plate.
Most cars can have private plates put on BEFORE delivery.
In these cases I will need the retention certificate with the "nominee" made out to whichever finance company I use.
You can usually change to a private plate AFTER delivery, too - but in this case the finance company may apply a small fee.
You can take the BMW X1 abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
Delivery of your new BMW X1.
I get the car delivered to you at a reasonable address in the UK mainland FOR FREE.
Usually, this is your home or work address.
If you live somewhere like Northern Ireland or the Isle of Wight, I deliver the car to the mainland docks and you collect from there.
Parts of Scotland can also be chargeable.
It is all common sense, really. Cars can be driven, or delivered on trailer, at the discretion of the supplier.
2.0 d (174bhp) sDrive M Sport 2WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel Manual
(Brand New)
2 year rental
3+23
ORDER NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
10,000
miles per year (20,000 total)
£543.50 per month + VAT
15,000
miles per year (30,000 total)
£563.75 per month + VAT
20,000
miles per year (40,000 total)
£583.99 per month + VAT
EXTRA CHARGES?
No extra charges on this BMW X1.
ORDER NOW! Ling's Deal ID = 1762695
RESTRICTIONS
ON THIS DEAL
Business Customers Only: This deal is only available to business customers.
What happens when I press "Order Now"?
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car, and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."- Ling
Cost works out at £22.80 per day including tyres, tax, diesel and servicing
+ VAT
Your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS" includes the rental and the cost of fuel at current average UK rate, doing the combined EC miles per gallon. Running costs also include road tax, they also include a realistic servicing cost and the cost of some replacement tyres.
This means you can have a very accurate estimate of how much the car will actually cost you to run, per day. The only significant thing missing is your insurance cost because I don't know that... only you know that!
138.5
145.9
144.7
CURRENT UK FUEL PRICES
BMW X1 2.0 d (174bhp) sDrive M Sport 2WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc
Diesel
Man
Flat
3 + 23 profile 10,000 miles per annum
you pay... £543.50 excluding VAT per month
My contract does not include tyres, servicing or fuel.
There is a MYTH that repairs can cost more on lease cars. This is not true. Most repairs are tiny and can be done cheaply before your car is returned.EASY!
At the end of the contract, the car will be inspected and returned to the finance company.
Damage will be chargeable, as will excess mileage. But this is all reasonable.
Get all my latest price updates by email with no spam! - Ling
...for my BMW X1
Do you need to MOT?
An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!
If your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due = no MOT.
If your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due = MOT needed.
Business Customers Only: This deal is only available to business customers.
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What happens when I press "Order Now"?
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car, and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you."- Ling
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My BMW X1 includes...
Anyone you want can drive this BMW X1; you just need to insure it and put fuel in the tank. 
You can upload a good copy after you order your car. When you copy or scan your licence, make sure it is folded out and shown in full.
I get the car delivered to you at a reasonable address in the UK mainland 
Diesel
Man
Flat
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