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Hi! I am Ling  from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars! |
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a BMW 3-Series Saloon 2.0 i 16v (181bhp) 320i SE Saloon 4dr 1997cc Petrol at £467.99 inc VAT at 16:48 today - Ling
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2.0 d 16v (181bhp) 320d ES Estate 5dr 1995cc Diesel Manual (Brand New) |
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3 year
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3+35 This means 3 payments upfront then 35 monthly payments. |
10,000 miles a year costs...
£600.86
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What happens
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"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car, and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling |
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My BMW 3-Series Touring includes...
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I do my best, but this picture is not the exact, actual car you will be leasing.
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POWER
& SPEED!
It's got
a... 2.0 diesel engine making a huge, massive 181bhp
Engine: This 3-Series Touring has a rip-roaring common rail diesel engine! It has 4 cylinders and 16 valves. This means it kicks out 181bhp and 280 torques (but no one understands what a torque is). Jeremy Clarkson would be proud of me!
Flat out
YOU can do
145mph
Gearbox: Crunching away in this sexy 3-Series Touring is a 6-speed manual gearbox which means you will enjoy speeding along in this BMW!
Driven
gently with a light right foot, you get
58.0mpg
Performance: Hold on to your seatbelts! If you drive flat out, you can scorch from 0-60mph in just 7.5 seconds! If you keep going (downhill, with a following wind, avoiding the radar traps) you will bust 145mph!!! This may affect your licence and getting points means the insurance on this group 29 car might jump!
Foot to the floor
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EXCEEDING THE MILEAGE |
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If you exceed the total mileage then at the end of the rental you pay an additional "excess mileage" charge for these extra miles. It's usually between 4p and 10p per mile. |
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SERVICING THIS BMW 3-SERIES TOURING
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This car deal does not include servicing. You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage. Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage, but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer. It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements. Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal. Only heavy users will ever need to replace brake pads, for example. |
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Because there is no other de-facto ID card in the UK, the finance company always want to see your driving licence - IN YOUR CURRENT ADDRESS as proposed. Most companies want a copy, but some insist on seeing the original.
 You can upload a good copy after you order your car. When you copy or scan your licence, make sure it is folded out and shown in full.For the new-style licence, they want to see both the paper bit and the card. Faxing the card is bad news because you will look like a Jamaican coal miner. On a fax the image is usually bad. I recommend taking a photo and uploading it. The details and picture need to be very clear, not blurry at all. |
To drive this 3-Series Touring
- you need a full driver's licence! |
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| New BMW 3-Series Touring 2.0 d 16v (181bhp) 320d ES Estate 5dr 1995cc Diesel Manual 3 + 35 |
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"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car, and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling |
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I'VE 1532 CUSTOMER LETTERS ON MY WEBSITE
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...unless I tell you otherwise. Sometimes, near plate-change dates, cars have to be registered on the "old" plate. In these rare cases, there is no difference to the actual car, it is just numbers on the plastic reg plate. |
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Taking your BMW 3-Series Touring on holiday.
You can take the BMW 3-Series Touring abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
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Delivery of your new BMW 3-Series Touring.
I get the car delivered to you at a reasonable address in the UK mainland FOR FREE.
Usually, this is your home or work address.If you live somewhere like Northern Ireland or the Isle of Wight, I deliver the car to the mainland docks and you collect from there. Parts of Scotland can also be chargeable. It is all common sense, really. Cars can be driven, or delivered on trailer, at the discretion of the supplier. |
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FREE CAR FOR SMOKERS |
 The £££ cost of smoking is the same as a new car from Ling! ...IF YOU QUIT |
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Renting my 3-Series Touring costs the same as 60 fags per day! |
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"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car, and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling |
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Cost works out at
£24.63 per day including tyres, tax, diesel and servicing inc VAT
Your "TRUE RUNNING COSTS" includes the rental and the cost of fuel at current average UK rate, doing the combined EC miles per gallon. Running costs also include road tax, they also include a realistic servicing cost and the cost of some replacement tyres.
This means you can have a very accurate estimate of how much the car will actually cost you to run, per day. The only significant thing missing is your insurance cost because I don't know that... only you know that! |
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BMW 3-Series Touring 2.0 d 16v (181bhp) 320d ES Estate 5dr 1995cc
10,000 miles per annum you pay... £600.86 including VAT per month My contract does not include tyres, servicing or fuel. |
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CO2 Emissions
Your BMW 3-Series Touring will churn out 128 grammes of CO2, per km.
That's not too bad, eh?... you're inband "D". |
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There is a MYTH that repairs can cost more
on lease cars. This is not true. Most repairs are tiny and can be done cheaply before your car is returned. EASY! 
...at the end of the contract.
At the end of the contract, the car will be inspected and returned to the finance company.
Damage will be chargeable, as will excess mileage. But this is all reasonable. |
 This kind of damage is NOT acceptable, hahaha! |
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Do you need to MOT?
An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!If your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due = no MOT. If your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due = MOT needed. Easy! |
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"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car, and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling |
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I've tried to give you as much interesting information and detail as I can about this new BMW 3-Series Touring.
I hope you will find enough confidence and enthusiasm to grab a car from me! I really look after my customers and win many awards for this :) - Ling |
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