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AUDI is a German car manufacturer which produces cars under the Audi brand. The name Audi is based on a latin translation of the last name of the founder August "Horch", itself the German word for “hear." Another explanation for the origin of the name is as an acronym for “Auto Union Deutschland Ingolstadt." Audi is headquartered in Ingolstadt, Bavaria and has been an almost wholly-owned (99.7%) subsidiary of the Volkswagen Group ( Volkswagen AG ) since 1964. Volkswagen Group incorporated Audi when it was acquired as part of Volkswagen's purchase of the Auto Union and NSU Motorenwerke AG (NSU) assets. Audi 's corporate tagline is Vorsprung durch Technik, meaning "Advancement through Technology". The German-language tagline is used in many European countries, including the United Kingdom, and in other markets, such as Latin America, Oceania and parts of Asia including Japan. The North American tagline is "Innovation through technology", but in Canada the German tagline Vorsprung durch Technik is now used in advertising.

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Diesel cost: £23/wk

co2:172g

43mpg
No euro

NCAP data available

Diesel cost: £23/wk

co2:172g

43mpg
No euro

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Diesel cost: £23/wk

co2:172g

43mpg
No euro

NCAP data available

Diesel cost: £23/wk

co2:172g

43mpg
No euro

NCAP data available

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NEW Audi Q5 2.0 TDI 16v (140bhp) Quattro 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1968cc Diesel Met
3+35 = 3 yr rent

£440.00

per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 71693

NEW Audi Q5 2.0 TDI 16v (140bhp) Quattro SE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1968cc Diesel Met
3+35 = 3 yr rent

£475.00

per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 71694

NEW Audi Q5 2.0 TDI 16v (140bhp) Quattro S-Line 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1968cc Diesel Met
3+35 = 3 yr rent

£505.00

per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 71695

NEW Audi Q5 2.0 TDI 16v (140bhp) Quattro 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1968cc Diesel Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent

£478.14

per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74554

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Diesel cost: £23/wk

co2:172g

43mpg
No euro

NCAP data available

Diesel cost: £23/wk

co2:172g

43mpg
No euro

NCAP data available

Diesel cost: £23/wk

co2:172g

43mpg
No euro

NCAP data available

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NEW Audi Q5 2.0 TDI 16v (140bhp) Quattro 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1968cc Diesel Met
3+35 = 3 yr rent

£485.00

per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74555

NEW Audi Q5 2.0 TDI 16v (140bhp) Quattro SE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1968cc Diesel Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent

£513.23

per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74556

NEW Audi Q5 2.0 TDI 16v (140bhp) Quattro SE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1968cc Diesel Met
3+35 = 3 yr rent

£520.00

per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74557

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Audi Q5 equipment
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You MUST check Audi website before relying on this info - Ling)

Audi Q5
Spec Spec includes: Aircon (Climate control) Alloys Anti-lock brakes CD Player Car Alarm Front fogs Heated mirrors Isofix child anchors Traction control

Audi Q5
SE Spec includes: Body-coloured bumpers Leather seats Parking bleepers Partial leather seats Remote radio controls Sports seats

Audi Q5
S Line Same as SE but adds: Electric seat (Driver) Electric seat (Pass) Headlight washers

Audi Q5
Spec Spec includes: Aircon (Climate control) Alloys Anti-lock brakes CD Player Car Alarm Front fogs Heated mirrors Isofix child anchors Traction control

Audi Q5
SE Spec includes: Body-coloured bumpers Leather seats Parking bleepers Remote radio controls

Audi Q5
S Line Same as SE but minus: Leather seats adds: Electric seat (Driver) Electric seat (Pass) Headlight washers Partial leather seats Sports seats

Audi Q5
S Line Special Ed Same as S Line

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Vauxhall Corsa VXR
£199.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Gruesomely cheap!"

Citroen DS3
£199.97 /mth
+ VAT
"Cheap as chips!"

Mazda 2
£148.00 /mth
+ VAT
"Damian Hirst cheap!"

Ford Fiesta
£174.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Too cheap for my site!"

Ford Fiesta
£148.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Orgasmically cheap!"

Audi A4 Saloon
£295.26 /mth
+ VAT
"Going so cheap!"

Skoda Fabia
£148.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Just bloody cheap!"

Audi A3 Cabriolet
£264.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Cheap! Cheap! Cheap!"

Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch
£164.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Pungently cheap!"

Toyota Prius
£262.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Horrendously cheap!"

Ford Mondeo
£274.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Horrendously cheap!"

Alfa Romeo Mito
£239.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Frightningly cheap!"

Chevrolet Captiva
£259.99 /mth
+ VAT
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Mini Cooper
£226.26 /mth
+ VAT
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Vauxhall Zafira
£194.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Gobblingly cheap!"

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£509.99 /mth
+ VAT
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£219.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Distressingly cheap!"

Volkswagen Golf
£239.99 /mth
+ VAT
"This is so cheap!"

Skoda Superb Estate
£271.74 /mth
+ VAT
"Too cheap for my site!"

Skoda Octavia vRS
£239.99 /mth
+ VAT
"This is so cheap!"

Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch
£179.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Frightningly cheap!"

Peugeot 308
£197.63 /mth
+ VAT
"So cheap it hurts!"

Skoda Superb
£210.99 /mth
+ VAT
"This is so cheap!"

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£199.99 /mth
+ VAT
"C-C-C-C-Cheap!"

Ford Fiesta
£158.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Ryanair cheap!"

Citroen C3 (old shape)
£139.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Grabbingly cheap!"

Vauxhall Astra VXR
£244.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Bogglingly cheap!"

Land Rover Freelander 2
£306.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Orgasmically cheap!"

Skoda Yeti
£235.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Brilliantly cheap!"

Nissan Pixo
£119.23 /mth
+ VAT
"Damian Hirst cheap!"

Chevrolet Captiva
£285.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Cheapy Cheap Cheap!"

Toyota Aygo
£0.00 /mth
+ VAT
"Gruesomely cheap!"

Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch
£209.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Damian Hirst cheap!"

Ford Fiesta
£179.99 /mth
+ VAT
"Cheap! Cheap! Cheap!"

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Thanks for taking the time to look at my headline cars. Please note I can quote on any car on Contract Hire, PCP, or any Lease Cars or Lease Hire. In fact I can supply any kind of car leasing. Leasing is a very general term. However, Contract Hire and PCP are by far my favourite products and my customers' favourite products too! The rest can be a little confusing although in a few (business) cases can be appropriate.
I publish all the best and cheapest deals I can source, above; so most bespoke quotes will by their nature be slightly more expensive. - Ling