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AUDI is a German car manufacturer which produces cars under the Audi brand. The name Audi is based on a latin translation of the last name of the founder August "Horch", itself the German word for “hear." Another explanation for the origin of the name is as an acronym for “Auto Union Deutschland Ingolstadt." Audi is headquartered in Ingolstadt, Bavaria and has been an almost wholly-owned (99.7%) subsidiary of the Volkswagen Group ( Volkswagen AG ) since 1964. Volkswagen Group incorporated Audi when it was acquired as part of Volkswagen's purchase of the Auto Union and NSU Motorenwerke AG (NSU) assets. Audi 's corporate tagline is Vorsprung durch Technik, meaning "Advancement through Technology". The German-language tagline is used in many European countries, including the United Kingdom, and in other markets, such as Latin America, Oceania and parts of Asia including Japan. The North American tagline is "Innovation through technology", but in Canada the German tagline Vorsprung durch Technik is now used in advertising.
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £23/wk
Free Metallic Paint
AUDI Q5
Treeco2:172g HFuel43mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £23/wk
Free Metallic Paint
AUDI Q5
Treeco2:172g HFuel43mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £23/wk
Free Metallic Paint
AUDI Q5
Treeco2:172g HFuel43mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £23/wk
Flat Paint
AUDI Q5
Treeco2:172g HFuel43mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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NEW Audi Q5 2.0 TDI 16v (140bhp) Quattro 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1968cc Diesel Met
3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£440.00
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 71693
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£475.00
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 71694
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£505.00
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 71695
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£478.14
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74554
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £23/wk
Free Metallic Paint
AUDI Q5
Treeco2:172g HFuel43mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £23/wk
Flat Paint
AUDI Q5
Treeco2:172g HFuel43mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £23/wk
Free Metallic Paint
AUDI Q5
Treeco2:172g HFuel43mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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NEW Audi Q5 2.0 TDI 16v (140bhp) Quattro 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1968cc Diesel Met
3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£485.00
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74555
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£513.23
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74556
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
£520.00
per month plus VAT
Deal ID = 74557
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Audi Q5 Audi Q5 equipment
(Really, I do my best to list stuff on this Audi, but never 100% accurate.
You MUST check Audi website before relying on this info - Ling)
Audi Q5
Spec
Spec includes:
Aircon (Climate control)
Alloys
Anti-lock brakes
CD Player
Car Alarm
Front fogs
Heated mirrors
Isofix child anchors
Traction control
Audi Q5
SE
Spec includes:
Body-coloured bumpers
Leather seats
Parking bleepers
Partial leather seats
Remote radio controls
Sports seats
Audi Q5
S Line
Same as SE but adds:
Electric seat (Driver)
Electric seat (Pass)
Headlight washers

Audi Q5
Spec
Spec includes:
Aircon (Climate control)
Alloys
Anti-lock brakes
CD Player
Car Alarm
Front fogs
Heated mirrors
Isofix child anchors
Traction control
Audi Q5
SE
Spec includes:
Body-coloured bumpers
Leather seats
Parking bleepers
Remote radio controls
Audi Q5
S Line
Same as SE but minus:
Leather seats
adds:
Electric seat (Driver)
Electric seat (Pass)
Headlight washers
Partial leather seats
Sports seats

Audi Q5
S Line Special Ed
Same as S Line
  

How Long
...also worth to look at the cars in the scrolly-bar below!

MAZDA 2
Mazda 2
£148.00 /mth
+ VAT

"Damian Hirst cheap!"
FORD FIESTA
Ford Fiesta
£174.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Too cheap for my site!"
FORD FIESTA
Ford Fiesta
£148.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Orgasmically cheap!"
SKODA FABIA
Skoda Fabia
£148.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Just bloody cheap!"
TOYOTA PRIUS
Toyota Prius
£262.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Horrendously cheap!"
FORD MONDEO
Ford Mondeo
£274.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Horrendously cheap!"
MINI COOPER
Mini Cooper
£226.26 /mth
+ VAT

"Excitingly cheap!"
SKODA SUPERB ESTATE
Skoda Superb Estate
£271.74 /mth
+ VAT

"Too cheap for my site!"
PEUGEOT 308
Peugeot 308
£197.63 /mth
+ VAT

"So cheap it hurts!"
SKODA YETI
Skoda Yeti
£235.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Brilliantly cheap!"
NISSAN PIXO
Nissan Pixo
£119.23 /mth
+ VAT

"Damian Hirst cheap!"
TOYOTA AYGO
Toyota Aygo
£0.00 /mth
+ VAT

"Gruesomely cheap!"
FORD FIESTA
Ford Fiesta
£179.99 /mth
+ VAT

"Cheap! Cheap! Cheap!"
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Cost vs Fags
New Lease Cars Compare the daily cost of your prospective car to a packet of cigs. Easily work out the REAL cost of your new contract hire car! COOL!

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My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Audi S4 & a dog!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

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My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Get a Trunk Monkey!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

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Who is Jeremy
Clarkson?

I exterminate!
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Who needs
Top Gear
when you have
Chop Gear?
Hahaha!

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My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Get a Trunk Monkey!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Cost vs Fags
New Lease Cars Compare the daily cost of your prospective car to a packet of cigs. Easily work out the REAL cost of your new contract hire car! COOL!

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Bouncy Jeep advert!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Fuel Costs GORDON BROWN'S FUEL COST! See how much you spend on fuel while you rent a car from me. Every car listed! No one else shows you this! -Ling

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Contract Cars
Who is Clarkson?
Who is Jeremy
Clarkson?

I exterminate!
I test drive cars myself to give you idea of quality and speed.
Who needs
Top Gear
when you have
Chop Gear?
Hahaha!

Cost vs Fags
New Lease Cars Compare the daily cost of your prospective car to a packet of cigs. Easily work out the REAL cost of your new contract hire car! COOL!


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I am Ling!
Contract Cars
Who is Clarkson?
Who is Jeremy
Clarkson?

I exterminate!
I test drive cars myself to give you idea of quality and speed.
Who needs
Top Gear
when you have
Chop Gear?
Hahaha!

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Mercedes GL Class!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Audi S4 & a dog!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Thanks for taking the time to look at my headline cars. Please note I can quote on any car on Contract Hire, PCP, or any Lease Cars or Lease Hire. In fact I can supply any kind of car leasing. Leasing is a very general term. However, Contract Hire and PCP are by far my favourite products and my customers' favourite products too! The rest can be a little confusing although in a few (business) cases can be appropriate.
I publish all the best and cheapest deals I can source, above; so most bespoke quotes will by their nature be slightly more expensive. - Ling
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