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Audi Audi Audi Audi Audi Audi Audi Audi Audi
Audi A4 Saloon
FULL DETAIL AND ORDERING PAGE
Petrol Fuel -
Petrol
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
AUDI A4 SALOON 1.8 TFSI 16v (118bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1798cc Petrol Manual
(Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1761890
3 year
rental
3+35
This means 3 payments upfront
then 35 monthly payments.
10,000 miles a year costs...
£455.46
per month, inc VAT
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		Point £455.46
per month
inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		Point £477.54
per month
inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		Point £499.62
per month
inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Audi A4 Saloon.
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
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Print this Deal!
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WHAT'S INCLUDED?
AUDI A4 SALOON
WAH!!!
Includes -> My Audi A4 Saloon includes...
Mechanic Warranty
Full
Audi
warranty
on this
A4 Saloon
AA Van
RAC Van
AA
At
least
one
year
AA-type
cover
When this new Audi A4 Saloon breaks down, you can get it fixed at a Audi garage for free! Most new cars get one year breakdown cover, this AA or RAC cover is direct from Audi.
 
Tax Disc Tax Disc
Full
road tax
for
whole
contract
Free "Ling" first aid kit
First Aid First Aid
On this new Audi A4 Saloon deal, you get road tax in the post every year it is due. Brilliant! I send you a sexy first aid kit for your Audi A4 Saloon glovebox (limb amputation size).
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Audi A4 Saloon
Audi A4 Saloon

I do my best, but this picture is not the exact, actual car you will be leasing.

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QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS...
This is a low-cost rental on a Personal Contract Hire from Ling on a New Audi A4 Saloon.

Are you a business customer? CLICK HERE 		Ling Says AUDI A4 SALOON
This is Personal Contract Hire...
...what does this mean?

You don't own the car, you just rent it for 3 years then you just hand back. You can apply to buy it at the end, but this is at the discretion of the finance company. Usually you just rent it and then give it back - and you are free to get another car, or walk away. Your choice. Renting this car is like renting a daily rental car for a longer contract. Personal Contract Hire is a beautiful easy product, see? I get my own cars using this method.
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		£455.46
per month
inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		£477.54
per month
inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£499.62
per month
inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Audi A4 Saloon.
Initial rental is usually paid before delivery, by cheque, card or debit payment. Initial rental is part of cost, and is not a deposit and is not refunded at end of term, just to be clear.   These prices are LIVE! They are accurate. I check prices on my website daily. Occasionally, suppliers may forget to inform me of price changes, adjustments have to be made. I take pride in having the most accurate prices on the web.
3 year rental
QUESTIONS ABOUT
THIS CONTRACT 		? Detective Ling
This is a 3 year deal. My offer on this Audi A4 Saloon is on a 3 + 35 profile. You know what this means?
I explain: This means that you pay 3 payments of £455.46 (including VAT) as initial payment, then you pay 35 payments of £455.46 (including VAT) monthly by direct debit. These payments are based on you driving an annual mileage of 10,000 miles per annum.
 
Missile Truck Anyone you want can drive this Audi A4 Saloon; you just need to insure it and put fuel in the tank. Easy! When your rental finishes, you just walk away... or swap your car for a brand-new one of the same or a different type on a new contract. It's fun to change into a brand new car! It saves washing the old one, hehe.
POWER
& SPEED!
Audi A4 Saloon 1.8 TFSI 16v (118bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1798cc Petrol Manual
AUDI A4 SALOON Audi
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Engine
It's got
a... 1.8
petrol
engine
making
a huge,
massive
118bhp
Engine: This A4 Saloon has a rip-roaring turbo injection petrol engine! It has 4 cylinders and 16 valves. This means it kicks out 118bhp and 170 torques (but no one understands what a torque is). Jeremy Clarkson would be proud of me!
Clarkson
Flat out
YOU
can do
129mph
Gearbox: Crunching away in this sexy A4 Saloon is a 6-speed manual gearbox which means you will enjoy speeding along in this Audi!
Fuel
Driven
gently
 with a
light
right
foot,
you get
43.0mpg
Foot to the floor
0-60mph
10.2secs
Fire!
EXCEEDING
THE MILEAGE 		Odometer If you exceed the total mileage then at the end of the rental you pay an additional "excess mileage" charge for these extra miles.
It's usually between 4p and 10p per mile.
SERVICING THIS
AUDI A4 SALOON
AUDI A4 SALOON
Servicing
This car deal does not include servicing. You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage. Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage, but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer. It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements. Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal. Only heavy users will ever need to replace brake pads, for example.
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Because there is no other de-facto ID card in the UK, the finance company always want to see your driving licence - IN YOUR CURRENT ADDRESS as proposed. Most companies want a copy, but some insist on seeing the original.

You can upload a good copy after you order your car. When you copy or scan your licence, make sure it is folded out and shown in full.

For the new-style licence, they want to see both the paper bit and the card.

Faxing the card is bad news because you will look like a Jamaican coal miner. On a fax the image is usually bad. I recommend taking a photo and uploading it. The details and picture need to be very clear, not blurry at all.
AUDI A4 SALOON
To drive this A4 Saloon
- you need a full driver's licence!
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ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Ling ValentineSpeech
Are you ready to order yet?

...or do you need more info?
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		£455.46
per month inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		£477.54
per month inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£499.62
per month inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Audi A4 Saloon.
New Audi A4 Saloon 1.8 TFSI 16v (118bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1798cc Petrol Manual 3 + 35
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
PRINT THIS DEAL ON PAPER!
Print this Deal!
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CUSTOMER LETTERS, ABOUT
AUDI A4 SALOON DEALS
Letters Desk
Dear Ling. I found the process of leasing a car via your site a very easy, friendly, uncomplicated and efficient way to meet all my needs. To date the Audi A4 is great, your service...
Patrick Kelly, Preston
"Hi Ling, Just to let you know car received today and all seems to be fine and in working order. Many thanks for your help through the process, which has not been too painful at all!"...
JANET ADAMSON, WARRINGTON
My New A4 Saloon
The Audi is the third vehicle from your company. Your service and the car are both excellent. Dealer Service – TERRIBLE. The car was dropped off and left without any instruction...
Michael Donovan, Peterborough
AUDI A4 SALOON
To: Ling
Customer Letters
Ling HQ
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Detective Ling I'VE 1532 CUSTOMER LETTERS ON MY WEBSITE
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YOUR NEW NUMBER PLATES
Your car will be on the LATEST REG PLATE (at time of delivery)...
...unless I tell you otherwise.
Sometimes, near plate-change dates, cars have to be registered on the "old" plate. In these rare cases, there is no difference to the actual car, it is just numbers on the plastic reg plate. 		  Reg Plates
Private Plate
  Most cars can have private plates put on BEFORE delivery. In these cases I will need the retention certificate with the "nominee" made out to whichever finance company I use. You can usually change to a private plate AFTER delivery, too - but in this case the finance company may apply a small fee.
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MORE QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Taking your Audi A4 Saloon on holiday.
LINGsWINGS
AUDI A4 SALOON You can take the Audi A4 Saloon abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
Delivery of your new Audi A4 Saloon.

Car Trailer I get the car delivered to you at a reasonable address in the UK mainland FOR FREE. Usually, this is your home or work address.

If you live somewhere like Northern Ireland or the Isle of Wight, I deliver the car to the mainland docks and you collect from there. Parts of Scotland can also be chargeable. It is all common sense, really. Cars can be driven, or delivered on trailer, at the discretion of the supplier.
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DO YOU SMOKE?
FREE
CAR
FOR SMOKERS 		X-Ray
The £££ cost
of smoking is
the same as
a new car
from Ling!
...IF YOU QUIT 		Pack of Cigs Pack of Cigs Pack of Cigs
Fag Butt
AUDI A4 SALOON
Government Health Warning Renting my A4 Saloon
costs the same as
46 fags per day!
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ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Audi A4 Saloon
Petrol Fuel -
Petrol
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
1.8 TFSI 16v (118bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1798cc Petrol Manual
(Brand New)
AUDI A4 SALOON
3 year
rental
3+35
ORDER NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		£455.46
per month inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		£477.54
per month inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£499.62
per month inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Audi A4 Saloon.
ORDER NOW!
Ling's Deal ID = 1761890
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
PRINT THIS DEAL ON PAPER!
Print this Deal!
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<101g/km
A
101-110g/km
111-120g/km
B
C
121-130g/km
131-140g/km
D
E
141-150g/km
151-165g/km
F
G
G
166-175g/km
176-185g/km
H
I
186-200g/km
201-225g/km
J
K
226-255g/km
>255g/km
L
M
CO2 Emissions
It's becoming more and more important to know what emissions your car generates.

Your Audi A4 Saloon will churn out 151 grammes of CO2, per km.

AUDI A4 SALOON That's not too bad, eh?... you're in
band "G". 		Ling Standing
For reference, band "A" is very green and band "M" is a damn smog-monster.
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Damage Return
There is a MYTH that repairs can cost more
on lease cars.
This is not true.
Most repairs are tiny and can be done cheaply before your car is returned. EASY!
Free Wear and Tear Guide
RETURNING YOUR CAR
...at the end of the contract.
At the end of the contract, the car will be inspected and returned to the finance company.
Damage will be chargeable, as will excess mileage. But this is all reasonable.
Crashed Car
This kind of damage is NOT
acceptable, hahaha!
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Update Me!
AUTO-UPDATES
AUDI A4 SALOON Get all my latest price updates by email with no spam! - Ling
...for my Audi A4 Saloon
 
Do you need to MOT?
An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!

If your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due = no MOT.
If your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due = MOT needed.

Easy!
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COMPARE CAR TO McDONALD'S
   
     
Audi A4 Saloon or Big Mac?
Big Mac Burger
AUDI A4 SALOON vs.
CAR OR
CORONARY?
Big Mac Man
Big Mac Big Mac
Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac
If you compare the daily cost of this 1.8 petrol A4 Saloon to Big Macs, CAN YOU BELIEVE the same money only buys you 5 Big Macs...?
I haven't EVEN included the cost of fries!
- Ling
Mmmmm...
i'm lingin' it! 		With Fries
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Customer Delivery Surveys
...these surveys examine the car delivery and dealer quality experience!
Audi
A4 Saloon
Delivery
Surveys
Tatami Fightwear Ltd - from Port Talbot
DS61 ***
Delivered: 14/02/2012
8/10

Very Good Driver was very helpfull

Very Good

Very Good

Average Dirty when delivered

136 miles

Very Good

Very Good

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Audi A4 Saloon
Audi A4 Saloon

I do my best, but this picture is not the exact, actual car you will be leasing.

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ORDER THIS
CAR NOW!
How many miles do you drive?
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10,000
miles per year
(30,000 total) 		£455.46
per month
inc VAT
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15,000
miles per year
(45,000 total) 		£477.54
per month
inc VAT
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20,000
miles per year
(60,000 total) 		£499.62
per month
inc VAT
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EXTRA
CHARGES?
No extra charges on this Audi A4 Saloon.
AWARDS
HAT Award
Honest John says:
"Now, more than ever, motorists are trying to find people they can trust for their motoring needs. I trust Ling. That is why I have awarded her a Highly Approved Trader (HAT) standard."
What happens
when I press
"Order Now"?
Ling
"When you press "Order Now", you will be taken to my proposal form. This does not commit you for the car,
and I will never go ahead with your application without a very clear, further final agreement from you." - Ling
PRINT THIS DEAL ON PAPER!
Print this Deal!
ORDER THIS CAR NOW!
Audi A4 Saloon
Petrol Fuel -
Petrol
Non-metallic Paint Paint -
Non-metallic
Manual Gearbox -
Manual
 
1.8 TFSI 16v (118bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1798cc Petrol Manual
(Brand New)
Ling's Deal ID = 1761890 		AUDI A4 SALOON
3 year
rental
3+35
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Or choose a different model from Audi
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Me, Standing
Speech
I've tried to give you as much interesting information and detail as I can about this new Audi A4 Saloon.

I hope you will find enough confidence and enthusiasm to grab a car from me!

I really look after my customers and win many awards for this :)

- Ling
Trust Me, I AM LING!
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