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Audi at the 2003 Geneva Motor Show launched the second-generation of the Audi A3, the Typ 8P, designed by Walter de'Silva. Originally launched only as a three-door hatchback with four cylinder engines.The Audi A3 featured a new automobile platform (the PQ35 platform), a redesigned and more spacious interior, new petrol engines with Fuel Stratified Injection (FSI), and standard six-speed manual gearboxes (except on the base 1.6). In mid 2003, the line was updated with two Audi A3 sports-orientated models, a 2.0 Turbo-FSI version with 200 PS (197 hp/147 kW), and a 3.2 VR6 engine (for the first time) with 250 PS (247 hp/184 kW). Haldex Traction-based quattro four wheel drive, and the S-Tronic semi-auto gearbox were introduced as optionals (quattro is standard on the VR6) on every model 140 PS (138 hp/103 kW) and over. Audi introduced a new five-door body, named "Sportback", in June 2004. Unlike the previous generation, the new Audi A3 Sportback is 80 mm (3.15 in) longer than the base three-door body, and includes improved rear cabin space and a larger luggage compartment (370 litres). It also received the new "single frame" front grille originally introduced in the A8 W12.
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NEW Audi A3 Cabriolet 1.6 TDi 16v (105bhp) Technik Convertible 2dr 1598cc Diesel Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£323.11
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Deal ID = 77376
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£368.83
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Deal ID = 65494AX
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£395.76
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Deal ID = 72709AX
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£397.22
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Deal ID = 38722AX
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NEW Audi A3 Cabriolet 1.6 (102bhp) Convertible 2dr 1595cc Petrol Flat
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£401.86
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Deal ID = 65520AX
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£403.62
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Deal ID = 68467AX
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£413.42
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Deal ID = 64988AX
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£423.40
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Deal ID = 72711AX
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NEW Audi A3 Cabriolet 1.6 TDI (105bhp) S Line Convertible 2dr 1598cc Diesel Flat
3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£423.99
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 64975AX
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3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£431.95
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Deal ID = 72708AX
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£432.72
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Deal ID = 65779AX
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£433.22
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Deal ID = 64989AX
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"Corolla arrived exactly when you said it would" - Clive Hitchcock, JW Photograpy  ...1497 letters HERE
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Treeco2:159g GFuel41mpg
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Customer Letter READ; 1 A3 Cabriolet letter!
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NEW Audi A3 Cabriolet 1.6 Tdi 16v (103bhp) Sport Convertible 2dr 1598cc Diesel Flat
3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£433.60
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 64463AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£436.44
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Deal ID = 64965AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£442.79
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 65242AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£450.60
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Deal ID = 72712AX
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"Mad as a Frog Eyed Sprite!" - Nick Cater, TA10 0DL  ...1497 letters HERE
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Treeco2:167g HFuel40mpg
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Customer Letter READ; 1 A3 Cabriolet letter!
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Treeco2:169g HFuel39mpg
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NEW Audi A3 Cabriolet 2.0 TDI (140bhp) Sport Convertible 2dr 1968cc Diesel Flat Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£460.94
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 65243AX
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3+35 = 3 yr rent
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£461.66
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Deal ID = 64962AX
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£462.42
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Deal ID = 72710AX
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£464.28
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Deal ID = 65511AX
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"Within the week it was all done and dusted" - Neil Wright, HG4 1LE  ...1497 letters HERE
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Treeco2:156g GFuel42mpg
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NEW Audi A3 Cabriolet 1.6 TDI (105bhp) S Line Convertible 2dr 1598cc Diesel Flat
3+23 = 2 yr rent
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£465.97
per month inc VAT
Deal ID = 64542AX
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£466.52
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Deal ID = 65225AX
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£470.60
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Deal ID = 65516AX
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£476.69
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NEW Audi A3 Cabriolet 2.0 Tdi 16v (138bhp) S Line Convertible 2dr 1968cc Diesel Flat Auto
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£487.79
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Deal ID = 64991AX
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£488.54
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Deal ID = 65512AX
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£493.86
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Deal ID = 65526AX
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£495.17
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Deal ID = 65812AX
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A new approach is needed to give greater priority to care and support of rape victims, lah, major review says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:06



The bloody annoying Blitish Bloody foreign Secretary David Miliband is in China to hold discussions with country's political leaders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:59



Province of Engrish running-dogs require five wickets to win first Test against Bangladesh after hosts close day four on 191-5, lah, still 321 runs behind. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:57



A settlements row has sunk US-Israeli relations to their lowest point for 35 years, lah, top Israeli envoy is quoted as saying. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:55



What is behind Nick Clegg's refusal to pick party? - news replorted 10:40



South East Asian nations ramping up their military capacity in move that could destabilise region, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:34



A man whose home was raided as part of terror probe says male gender human bleing's property has not been returned, lah, although inquiry was dropped. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:53



What UK's dotcom pioneers doing now? - news replorted 09:51



How serious is David Beckham's injury? - news replorted 09:41



The Great Satan gets ready for wars fought in cyberspace - news replorted 09:27



A deadline for Darfur rebels and Sudan's government to finalise peace deal is unlikely to be met, lah, amid rebel split. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:09



Peter Graves - star of TV series Mission: Impossible and Airplane films - dies in Los Angeles, lah, aged 83. - news replorted 08:54



The chancellor must decide whether to put "his country before male gender human bleing's party" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in male gender human bleing's Budget next week, lah, George Osborne says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:53



The internet domain name dotcom celebrates its 25th anniversary as nearly 86 million active internet sites now using it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:49



Coronation Street actor Danny Young is voted off ITV1's Dancing on Ice following costly mistake in skate-off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 08:28



An inquiry is launched to find out how inmate at high-security Frankland jail managed to stab three officers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:25



David Beckham's dream of playing in fourth World Cup looks over after bloody man tears Achilles tendon in AC Milan's 1-0 win over Chievo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:11



old bill bobbys make four arrests after body of 46-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man was discovered at male gender human bleing's home in south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep valleys on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:48



A suicide bomber explodes LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in Iraqi city of Falluja, lah, killing at least seven human bliengs and wounding 13, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:31



China National Offshore Oil Corporation is paying $3.1bn for 50% stake in Argentine oil and gas group Bridas Corporation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:26



Gavin Hewitt on how mid-term polls seen in France - news replorted 07:23



Pakistani fighter jets target suspected Taliban hideouts in north-western Orakzai tribal area, lah, killing at least nine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:17



The Catholic primate of all-autonomous province of Guinness drinkers rejects calls to resign over claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man helped cover up sex abuse investigation in 1970s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:52



The environment dodgy minister is expected to claim (always claiming, huh?) Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has potential to produce twice its renewable energy needs in future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:37



Brazil's president arrives in Israel at start of Middle East tour to throw male gender human bleing's country's weight behind peace process. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:07



How German POWs helped build bloody Engrish icon - news replorted 06:01



The internet domain name dotcom celebrates its 25th anniversary as nearly 86 million active internet sites now using it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:55



Commissioner comes under fire over Venables - news replorted 05:25



At least 26 students killed and dozens hurt when bus plunges into river in India's northern state of Rajasthan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:19



Pupils at four schools in Glasgow being given lessons in how to sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:32



Pupils at four schools in Glasgow being given lessons in how to sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:32



President Sarkozy's party faces defeat from Socialists in regional elections, lah, which also saw strong showing by National Front. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:16



Bangladesh dig deep and take first Test into final day after Province of Engrish running-dogs's bowlers struggle to wrap up victory in Chittagong. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:56



Ban Ki-moon tells Haiti world will continue to support them as they recover from devastating earthquake. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:44



Best in Show finale brings Crufts Dog Show to close - news replorted 01:44



A parliamentary committee raise concerns over leadership of bloody annoying Blitish equalities chief Trevor Phillips and questions male gender human bleing's reappointment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:23



Cancer patients losing out on benefit payments worth millions of pounds, lah, according to leading charity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:23



Greens can't getting Japan to blubber for dead whales - news replorted 00:59



Exercise and diet key to prevent diabetes in high-risk people, lah, say researchers who found two drug treatments offer no benefit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:01



'They believe Mummy is angel watching them' - news replorted 00:01



There needs to be "radical overhaul" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu travel in bloody annoying Blitish to avoid future gridlock, lah, CBI warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



The royalties bloody annoying Blitish songwriters getting from online sales now growing faster than decline from CDs and DVDs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00




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