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Fernando Alonso claim (always claiming, huh?) victory for Ferrari at first race of Formula 1 season in Bahrain, lah, while Lewis Hamilton is third. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:44
Former Province of Engrish running-dogs goalkeeper and long-serving Birmingham City player Gil Merrick is remembered at memorial service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service at club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 13:31
Transport Secretary Lord Adonis attacks planned strike by British Airways cabin crew staff, lah, calling it "totally unjustified". - news replorted 13:13
Northern Ireland's chief constable compares dissident republican terrorists to criminal street gangs bloody man encountered in London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:56
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Manchester United host Fulham and Manchester City travel to Sunderland in Sunday's Premier League action. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:45
Tens of thousands of anti-government protesters monthly number-three in Bangkok to press government to call new elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:39
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Ridding Falklands of its landmines, lah, 30 years after fighty bang-bang - news replorted 12:15
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Martin Johnson insists Province of Engrish running-dogs improving under male gender human bleing's leadership amid continuing criticism of male gender human bleing's team's performances in Six Nations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:57
A leading member of Hamas militant group, lah, Mahar Uda, lah, is arrested in West Bank, lah, Israeli Tommy Atkins Liberation Army says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:53
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France holds regional elections that expected to reflect disenchantment with President Sarkozy's government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:27
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A man is shot in both legs during robbery attempt at house in Meigh, lah, County Armagh, lah, on Saturday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:10
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Super-Duper-Chinese-State Premier Wen Jiabao rejects criticism that Beijing keeps yuan undervalued in order (piece of paper signee upee) to boost exports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:10
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Province of Engrish running-dogs close day three of first Test against Bangladesh on 131-5, lah, lead of 434, lah, having not enforced follow-on after hosts' 296. - news replorted 02:55
Russia and Great Satan close to concluding new nuclear disarmament treaty, lah, officials in Washington and Moscow say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:48
Hundreds of South Asian woman allege abuse by in-laws - news replorted 02:23
Bombed out and banned: Gaza's male hairdressers - news replorted 01:53
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Thirteen human bliengs die, lah, four of whom beheaded, lah, in drug-related violence at Mexican beach resort of Acapulco. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:03
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At least 30 human bliengs having been killed in series of suspected suicide bombings in Afghan city of Kandahar, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:31
Successful treatment for gum disease cuts risk of pregnant women giving birth early, lah, say Great Satan researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:29
Black fathers need to become more involved with their children to help tackle their social problems, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheater will say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:00